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UnfairRepresent
05/02/20 10:41:29 PM
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If she was dating one?


After high school your daughter went to Germany for an engineering job and while there hired a personal trainer at the gym whom she fell in love with.

After her project was finished she's convinced him to come back to your country since she was offered a job there and he can be a PT practically anywhere.

So you get to meet him for the first time. She says to meet them at the store while they get stuff for dinner.

At the store your daughter runs up excitedly and says "Heya daddy! It's so great to see you again! And you finally get to meet my boyfriend Chuck Schmidt Ruck. He's just this way down the produce aisle."

"The produce aisle!?"
you say with incredulity

"Well duh daddy, he is vegan after all." she says

https://i.imgur.com/PgZSeaD.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?
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Shotgunnova
05/02/20 10:44:52 PM
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"You eat your rabbit food; I'll eat steak," I announce burgessly.

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rahasperj
05/02/20 10:45:19 PM
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Who gives a shit how people choose to live as long as they're not obnoxious about it. And how many times do we have to have the same fucking discussion.

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Elmer_Glue
05/02/20 10:52:11 PM
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I would link the FilthyFrank vegan vid, but that might be against the TOS...
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garan
05/02/20 10:52:14 PM
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I don't care if he's vegan, but he needs to lay of the steroids-- I've known guys who did get something like roid rage & I don't want some douche abusing my daughter.
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UnfairRepresent
05/02/20 11:11:49 PM
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garan posted...
I don't care if he's vegan, but he needs to lay of the steroids-- I've known guys who did get something like roid rage & I don't want some douche abusing my daughter.

"Daaaaaaaaaaaad! He doesn't take steroids!"
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BettyWhite
05/02/20 11:14:44 PM
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That guy must eat a lot of BEANS.

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UnfairRepresent
05/04/20 4:30:28 PM
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BettyWhite posted...
That guy must eat a lot of BEANS.

And peas
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DepreceV2
05/04/20 4:31:30 PM
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rahasperj posted...
Who gives a shit how people choose to live as long as they're not obnoxious about it. And how many times do we have to have the same fucking discussion.


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BewmHedshot
05/04/20 4:33:16 PM
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Bold of you to assume I would reproduce.

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Phantom36
05/04/20 4:33:55 PM
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I wouldn't approve of my daughter dating at all tbh.

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Bananana
05/04/20 4:38:45 PM
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RoadsterUFO posted...
Yes, why not? My daughter having a thing for tiny penis energy is her business, not mine, pal.
found a tiny penis

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gatsbyy
05/04/20 4:50:34 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
"You eat your rabbit food; I'll eat steak," I announce burgessly.
Except salads I cannot eat vegetables without meat. Your line is perfect.
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Xette33
05/04/20 4:52:09 PM
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RoadsterUFO posted...
CE will unanimously say otherwise lol.
My God. This is incredible.

"Actually, CE will agree that my penis is not the tiny one!"

And you probably typed and posted that without any self awareness.

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Krojen
05/04/20 5:07:17 PM
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RoadsterUFO posted...
CE will unanimously say otherwise lol.
"The remaining nerds on a social board of a dead gaming site will come to my defense about who's the small pp"

The pp couldn't be smaller.

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garan
05/04/20 5:08:10 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
"Daaaaaaaaaaaad! He doesn't take steroids!"


If he's the guy from the stock photo, then my daughter is either incredibly gullible or stupid.
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closetjpopfan
05/05/20 11:51:04 PM
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It's her life.

Still doesn't mean his views aren't wrong.
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Goldenguy
05/06/20 12:15:43 AM
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If my girl dates someone that treats her the right way, bottom line that's most important.

If they happen to be vegan, I hope they have a good income, and she grows a high tolerance level. I dated a vegan once and holy fuck. She was obsessive enough with it that any sit-down dinner quickly turned into MLA styled sourcing for all ingredients of any option that appeared interesting to her. I went with her a few times when she would get her foods from the local.. I forget what the store was even called but even today, 14 years later, I shudder at the idea of a $7 entree that doesn't have at LEAST half a days calories.

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closetjpopfan
05/06/20 12:21:04 AM
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RoadsterUFO posted...
Technically, but you do have to be making serious bank to be a dedicated vegan with proper supplementation. If my daughter is dating a malnourished loser that is only taking Vitamin B-12 that has financial issues that is also her choice, but Id be lying if I didnt feel tempted to intervene and at least say something.

Good point.
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EnragedSlith
05/06/20 12:38:02 AM
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My girlfriend is a vegetarian with the palate of a five year old. Extremely picky. No onions or tomatoes or vinegar, you know, three pillars of flavor. I eat pretty much everything so its frustrating cooking for her sometimes.

So Id be a hypocrite if I say I cared about the diet of someone my hypothetical daughter was dating.

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gguirao
05/08/20 3:59:57 AM
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Yes.

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