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toyota 05/02/20 10:00:40 PM #1:	How do you wipe? Standing Sitting How do you wipe? - Results (4 votes) Standing 25% (1 vote) 1 Sitting 75% (3 votes) 3 lol how does standing become a thing? Does it mean they were getting their ass wiped by someone else for a lot longer than they should have wtf XD <cite>toyota posted [p:938512642] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote> How do you wipe? Standing Sitting Vote View Results How do you wipe? - Results (4 votes) Standing 25% (1 vote) 1 Sitting 75% (3 votes) 3 Show Voting Form lol how does standing become a thing? Does it mean they were getting their ass wiped by someone else for a lot longer than they should have wtf XD </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/02/20 10:01:08 PM #2:	There are people who don't wipe their ass at all --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:938512661] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>There are people who don't wipe their ass at all </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeperMessiahXX 05/02/20 10:02:04 PM #3:	Maybe I'm just flexible, but I can bend way over say my hole is well outside of the toiler and I can wipe without worrying about brushing up on anything. --- We Not Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtN-goy9VOY <cite>LeperMessiahXX posted [p:938512703] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>Maybe I'm just flexible, but I can bend way over say my hole is well outside of the toiler and I can wipe without worrying about brushing up on anything.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 05/02/20 10:04:56 PM #4:	still not sure if wiping while sitting is just a meme or not still haven't been told by anyone how it's even possible to wipe while sitting --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html https://imgur.com/3SYUVmU <cite>Choco posted [p:938512830] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>still not sure if wiping while sitting is just a meme or not still haven't been told by anyone how it's even possible to wipe while sitting </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MachineJaipur 05/02/20 10:05:46 PM #5:	Choco posted... still haven't been told by anyone how it's even possible to wipe while sitting LeperMessiahXX posted... Maybe I'm just flexible, but I can bend way over say my hole is well outside of the toiler and I can wipe without worrying about brushing up on anything. <cite>MachineJaipur posted [p:938512861] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote> still haven't been told by anyone how it's even possible to wipe while sitting</quote> LeperMessiahXX posted... </cite> <quote>Maybe I'm just flexible, but I can bend way over say my hole is well outside of the toiler and I can wipe without worrying about brushing up on anything.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 05/02/20 10:08:20 PM #6:	MachineJaipur posted... yeah idk what's going on in that post sounds like he's bending down super far? which means his dick is gonna touch the inside of the toilet, yuck --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html https://imgur.com/3SYUVmU <cite>Choco posted [p:938512991] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>MachineJaipur posted... </cite> <quote> </quote>yeah idk what's going on in that post sounds like he's bending down super far? which means his dick is gonna touch the inside of the toilet, yuck </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kayoticdreamz 05/02/20 10:11:43 PM #7:	It's called a bidet you savages but if I'm. Not home.... Choco posted... still not sure if wiping while sitting is just a meme or not still haven't been told by anyone how it's even possible to wipe while sitting Uh what? <cite>kayoticdreamz posted [p:938513137] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>It's called a bidet you savages but if I'm. Not home.... Choco posted...</cite> <quote>still not sure if wiping while sitting is just a meme or not still haven't been told by anyone how it's even possible to wipe while sitting </quote> Uh what?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rahasperj 05/02/20 10:14:20 PM #8:	Yeah, I sit. I grab TP, stand, wipe from down to up, throw it in the toilet, and flush. That's just how I've done it. Honestly it doesn't matter as long as you wash your hands. How do you wipe sitting? --- The best advice my dad ever gave me was, "Life's full of idiots, don't be one." <cite>rahasperj posted [p:938513274] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, I sit. I grab TP, stand, wipe from down to up, throw it in the toilet, and flush. That's just how I've done it. Honestly it doesn't matter as long as you wash your hands. How do you wipe sitting? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MachineJaipur 05/02/20 10:16:25 PM #9:	Are you guys talking about standing straight up, no leg bend? <cite>MachineJaipur posted [p:938513382] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>Are you guys talking about standing straight up, no leg bend? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 05/02/20 10:18:13 PM #10:	Sometimes the last wipe(s) will be standing up, or more like standing up then squatting if it's thick and pasty, but most of my wiping is sitting down. --- Oda break tracker 2020- 2 (3) \| THE Ohio State: 13-1 \| Oakland Raiders: 7-9 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:938513464] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>Sometimes the last wipe(s) will be standing up, or more like standing up then squatting if it's thick and pasty, but most of my wiping is sitting down.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rahasperj 05/02/20 10:19:18 PM #11:	MachineJaipur posted... Are you guys talking about standing straight up, no leg bend? A little leg bend yeah. --- The best advice my dad ever gave me was, "Life's full of idiots, don't be one." <cite>rahasperj posted [p:938513511] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>MachineJaipur posted... </cite> <quote>Are you guys talking about standing straight up, no leg bend?</quote>A little leg bend yeah. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeneralKenobi85 05/02/20 10:23:36 PM #12:	Why is squatting never an option? I don't really get how you can wipe when you're literally planted on the toilet. But obviously you wouldn't stand straight up either. --- Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi <sneaky beeping> <cite>GeneralKenobi85 posted [p:938513695] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>Why is squatting never an option? I don't really get how you can wipe when you're literally planted on the toilet. But obviously you wouldn't stand straight up either. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MachineJaipur 05/02/20 10:25:30 PM #13:	GeneralKenobi85 posted... Why is squatting never an option? I don't really get how you can wipe when you're literally planted on the toilet. But obviously you wouldn't stand straight up either. You've been on the internet long enough to know there is no middle ground. It's all or nothing. <cite>MachineJaipur posted [p:938513786] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>GeneralKenobi85 posted... </cite> <quote>Why is squatting never an option? I don't really get how you can wipe when you're literally planted on the toilet. But obviously you wouldn't stand straight up either.</quote>You've been on the internet long enough to know there is no middle ground. It's all or nothing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 05/02/20 10:26:35 PM #14:	The best part of using the 3 seashells is you can do it while sitting, standing, or planking --- #1 Buctriots Fan! https://youtu.be/MjJSK0Rcv1w <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:938513828] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>The best part of using the 3 seashells is you can do it while sitting, standing, or planking </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rahasperj 05/02/20 10:27:42 PM #15:	Zodd3224 posted... The best part of using the 3 seashells is you can do it while sitting, standing, or planking Uhhhh. What? --- The best advice my dad ever gave me was, "Life's full of idiots, don't be one." <cite>rahasperj posted [p:938513874] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>Zodd3224 posted... </cite> <quote>The best part of using the 3 seashells is you can do it while sitting, standing, or planking</quote>Uhhhh. What? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 05/02/20 10:30:10 PM #16:	rahasperj posted... Uhhhh. What? This guy doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells https://youtu.be/n7nFEnFtvCM --- #1 Buctriots Fan! https://youtu.be/MjJSK0Rcv1w <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:938513980] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>rahasperj posted... </cite> <quote>Uhhhh. What?</quote> This guy doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells https://youtu.be/n7nFEnFtvCM </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gamer167 05/02/20 10:30:12 PM #17:	Stand up, knees bent, lean forward at the waist. Produces the best results. <cite>gamer167 posted [p:938513982] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>Stand up, knees bent, lean forward at the waist. Produces the best results. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BettyWhite 05/02/20 10:30:13 PM #18:	I use a squatty potty.. But if I can't, I just lean to my left side, pick my right leg up and wipe. Not sure why that's a hard concept to understand. Unless you're physically incapable of leaning to the side and picking your leg up far enough. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat <cite>BettyWhite posted [p:938513983] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>I use a squatty potty.. But if I can't, I just lean to my left side, pick my right leg up and wipe. Not sure why that's a hard concept to understand. Unless you're physically incapable of leaning to the side and picking your leg up far enough. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BettyWhite 05/02/20 10:31:30 PM #19:	Zodd3224 posted... The best part of using the 3 seashells is you can do it while sitting, standing, or planking During the tp shortage my brother came over for a roll and I handed him 3 seashells from my driveway(live in Florida). We had a good laugh. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat <cite>BettyWhite posted [p:938514045] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>Zodd3224 posted... </cite> <quote>The best part of using the 3 seashells is you can do it while sitting, standing, or planking</quote> During the tp shortage my brother came over for a roll and I handed him 3 seashells from my driveway(live in Florida). We had a good laugh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 05/02/20 10:33:27 PM #20:	Squat --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:938514146] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>Squat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rahasperj 05/02/20 10:33:27 PM #21:	Zodd3224 posted... This guy doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells https://youtu.be/n7nFEnFtvCM OHHHH, I love demolition man, haven't seen it in a long time though. The only thing I remember is "Armored Hotdog" --- The best advice my dad ever gave me was, "Life's full of idiots, don't be one." <cite>rahasperj posted [p:938514147] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>Zodd3224 posted... </cite> <quote>This guy doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells https://youtu.be/n7nFEnFtvCM</quote>OHHHH, I love demolition man, haven't seen it in a long time though. The only thing I remember is "Armored Hotdog" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 05/02/20 10:34:17 PM #22:	BettyWhite posted... I use a squatty potty.. But if I can't, I just lean to my left side, pick my right leg up and wipe. Not sure why that's a hard concept to understand. Unless you're physically incapable of leaning to the side and picking your leg up far enough. how big is your toilet and how small is your hand --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html https://imgur.com/3SYUVmU <cite>Choco posted [p:938514187] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>BettyWhite posted... </cite> <quote>I use a squatty potty.. But if I can't, I just lean to my left side, pick my right leg up and wipe. Not sure why that's a hard concept to understand. Unless you're physically incapable of leaning to the side and picking your leg up far enough.</quote>how big is your toilet and how small is your hand </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kayoticdreamz 05/02/20 10:39:38 PM #23:	genuinely confused by people here. I thought it was normal to wipe your ass while sitting. I mean sure, you can do it while it standing too....but I mean, I'm already sitting down. The only guy I've known that couldn't do this sitting was a morbidly obese fellow. 450+ lbs <cite>kayoticdreamz posted [p:938514429] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>genuinely confused by people here. I thought it was normal to wipe your ass while sitting. I mean sure, you can do it while it standing too....but I mean, I'm already sitting down. The only guy I've known that couldn't do this sitting was a morbidly obese fellow. 450+ lbs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rahasperj 05/02/20 10:41:03 PM #24:	kayoticdreamz posted... genuinely confused by people here. I thought it was normal to wipe your ass while sitting. I mean sure, you can do it while it standing too....but I mean, I'm already sitting down. The only guy I've known that couldn't do this sitting was a morbidly obese fellow. 450+ lbs I gave a step by step on how to do it lol. Nobody has done it on how to do it sitting? --- The best advice my dad ever gave me was, "Life's full of idiots, don't be one." <cite>rahasperj posted [p:938514489] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>kayoticdreamz posted... </cite> <quote>genuinely confused by people here. I thought it was normal to wipe your ass while sitting. I mean sure, you can do it while it standing too....but I mean, I'm already sitting down. The only guy I've known that couldn't do this sitting was a morbidly obese fellow. 450+ lbs</quote>I gave a step by step on how to do it lol. Nobody has done it on how to do it sitting? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BettyWhite 05/02/20 10:47:13 PM #25:	Choco posted... how big is your toilet and how small is your hand You gotta be fucking with me. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat <cite>BettyWhite posted [p:938514797] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>how big is your toilet and how small is your hand</quote> You gotta be fucking with me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BettyWhite 05/02/20 10:48:09 PM #26:	kayoticdreamz posted... genuinely confused by people here. I thought it was normal to wipe your ass while sitting. I mean sure, you can do it while it standing too....but I mean, I'm already sitting down. The only guy I've known that couldn't do this sitting was a morbidly obese fellow. 450+ lbs That's exactly who I'm imagining is incapable of wiping while sitting. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat <cite>BettyWhite posted [p:938514843] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>kayoticdreamz posted... </cite> <quote>genuinely confused by people here. I thought it was normal to wipe your ass while sitting. I mean sure, you can do it while it standing too....but I mean, I'm already sitting down. The only guy I've known that couldn't do this sitting was a morbidly obese fellow. 450+ lbs</quote> That's exactly who I'm imagining is incapable of wiping while sitting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Waddlez 05/02/20 10:49:46 PM #27:	Learned a few years ago that some people wipe standing up. Mind blown. Found out because a guest left poopy toilet paper shrapnel on the ground in front of the toilet. Roommate and I concluded the guest wiped standing up. Couldn't think of any other reason for the poopy toilet paper remnants. Because of this experience, wiping standing up is just as much of a sin as having the toilet paper roll on the wrong way (flap on bottom is wrong). --- http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll36rxs0DB1qhmn4do1_400.gif http://img4.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-cats-kitten-box-366664.gif <cite>Waddlez posted [p:938514926] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>Learned a few years ago that some people wipe standing up. Mind blown. Found out because a guest left poopy toilet paper shrapnel on the ground in front of the toilet. Roommate and I concluded the guest wiped standing up. Couldn't think of any other reason for the poopy toilet paper remnants. Because of this experience, wiping standing up is just as much of a sin as having the toilet paper roll on the wrong way (flap on bottom is wrong). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 05/02/20 10:50:17 PM #28:	BettyWhite posted... You gotta be fucking with me. i'm not saying mine wouldn't fit i'm saying i don't want to touch the toilet seat, or the inside of the toilet, or my entire buttcheek --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html https://imgur.com/3SYUVmU <cite>Choco posted [p:938514947] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>BettyWhite posted... </cite> <quote>You gotta be fucking with me.</quote>i'm not saying mine wouldn't fit i'm saying i don't want to touch the toilet seat, or the inside of the toilet, or my entire buttcheek </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 05/02/20 10:52:55 PM #29:	Who the hell has to sit at all? Is it fun to sit down and have your balls float in the cold water while you shit? Just stand, hover, and wipe. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:938515056] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>Who the hell has to sit at all? Is it fun to sit down and have your balls float in the cold water while you shit? Just stand, hover, and wipe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BettyWhite 05/02/20 10:53:47 PM #30:	Choco posted... i'm not saying mine wouldn't fit i'm saying i don't want to touch the toilet seat, or the inside of the toilet, or my entire buttcheek You either have a massive ass or comically large hands. Or you can't lift one ass cheek very high. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat <cite>BettyWhite posted [p:938515086] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>i'm not saying mine wouldn't fit i'm saying i don't want to touch the toilet seat, or the inside of the toilet, or my entire buttcheek</quote> You either have a massive ass or comically large hands. Or you can't lift one ass cheek very high. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MachineJaipur 05/02/20 11:04:08 PM #31:	MabusIncarnate posted... Who the hell has to sit at all? Is it fun to sit down and have your balls float in the cold water while you shit? Just stand, hover, and wipe. how high is the water in your toilet or how old are you that you got nuts hanging that low regardless While sitting, with my thighs still firmly attached to the toilet seat, I roll my hips fowrard and while my ass is still spread from the toilet seat, I reach back and wipe. No weird ass hovering. No potential missing spots. <cite>MachineJaipur posted [p:938515578] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Who the hell has to sit at all? Is it fun to sit down and have your balls float in the cold water while you shit? Just stand, hover, and wipe.</quote>how high is the water in your toilet or how old are you that you got nuts hanging that low regardless While sitting, with my thighs still firmly attached to the toilet seat, I roll my hips fowrard and while my ass is still spread from the toilet seat, I reach back and wipe. No weird ass hovering. No potential missing spots. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
toyota 05/02/20 11:15:33 PM #32:	Are these standers/squatters just fat asses or something? <cite>toyota posted [p:938516070] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>Are these standers/squatters just fat asses or something? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 05/02/20 11:17:11 PM #33:	MabusIncarnate posted... Who the hell has to sit at all? Is it fun to sit down and have your balls float in the cold water while you shit? Just stand, hover, and wipe. Long ball Larry over here --- Oda break tracker 2020- 2 (3) \| THE Ohio State: 13-1 \| Oakland Raiders: 7-9 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:938516137] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>Who the hell has to sit at all? Is it fun to sit down and have your balls float in the cold water while you shit? Just stand, hover, and wipe. </quote> Long ball Larry over here</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BettyWhite 05/02/20 11:18:00 PM #34:	toyota posted... Are these standers/squatters just fat asses or something? Hey now.. Maybe they're super muscular. That would also explain the inability to make such a simple maneuver.. Necessitating one to stand and reach down between the legs where there's nothing to get in the way for them. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat <cite>BettyWhite posted [p:938516172] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>toyota posted... </cite> <quote>Are these standers/squatters just fat asses or something?</quote> Hey now.. Maybe they're super muscular. That would also explain the inability to make such a simple maneuver.. Necessitating one to stand and reach down between the legs where there's nothing to get in the way for them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 05/02/20 11:19:46 PM #35:	MachineJaipur posted... how high is the water in your toilet or how old are you that you got nuts hanging that low regardless While sitting, with my thighs still firmly attached to the toilet seat, I roll my hips fowrard and while my ass is still spread from the toilet seat, I reach back and wipe. No weird ass hovering. No potential missing spots. It's all toilets and i'm 38. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:938516245] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>MachineJaipur posted... </cite> <quote>how high is the water in your toilet or how old are you that you got nuts hanging that low regardless While sitting, with my thighs still firmly attached to the toilet seat, I roll my hips fowrard and while my ass is still spread from the toilet seat, I reach back and wipe. No weird ass hovering. No potential missing spots.</quote>It's all toilets and i'm 38. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MachineJaipur 05/02/20 11:21:29 PM #36:	MabusIncarnate posted... It's all toilets and i'm 38. Find better toilets, I've never had this issue. and I've seen toilets with some p high water <cite>MachineJaipur posted [p:938516330] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>It's all toilets and i'm 38.</quote>Find better toilets, I've never had this issue. and I've seen toilets with some p high water </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Azardea 05/02/20 11:39:09 PM #38:	Standing up is absolutely fucking absurd to me. <cite>Azardea posted [p:938517103] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>Standing up is absolutely fucking absurd to me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 05/02/20 11:46:10 PM #39:	Religion is bad! Without it, we wouldnt want to fight each other! meanwhile, itt... --- https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:938517408] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>Religion is bad! Without it, we wouldnt want to fight each other! meanwhile, itt... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 05/02/20 11:47:58 PM #40:	MachineJaipur posted... Find better toilets, I've never had this issue. and I've seen toilets with some p high water Next time i'm in a restaurant i'll ask the waiter if they have any better toilets I can use and explain my situation. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:938517493] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>MachineJaipur posted... </cite> <quote>Find better toilets, I've never had this issue. and I've seen toilets with some p high water</quote>Next time i'm in a restaurant i'll ask the waiter if they have any better toilets I can use and explain my situation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rahasperj 05/03/20 12:09:01 AM #42:	toyota posted... Are these standers/squatters just fat asses or something? I'm 140 IBS --- The best advice my dad ever gave me was, "Life's full of idiots, don't be one." <cite>rahasperj posted [p:938518425] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>toyota posted... </cite> <quote>Are these standers/squatters just fat asses or something?</quote>I'm 140 IBS </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 05/03/20 12:14:20 AM #43:	ProfessorKukui posted... lmao --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:938518669] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>ProfessorKukui posted... </cite> <quote></quote>lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimmyFraska 05/03/20 12:15:39 AM #44:	I don't get it, when you're sitting, are you keeping both ass cheeks on the seat? Isn't your whole arm having to rub against your ass to get your hand to it? I stand just like the pledge of allegiance <cite>JimmyFraska posted [p:938518712] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>I don't get it, when you're sitting, are you keeping both ass cheeks on the seat? Isn't your whole arm having to rub against your ass to get your hand to it? I stand just like the pledge of allegiance </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 05/03/20 10:31:30 AM #45:	BettyWhite posted... Hey now.. Maybe they're super muscular. That would also explain the inability to make such a simple maneuver.. Necessitating one to stand and *reach down between the legs* where there's nothing to get in the way for them. what --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html https://imgur.com/3SYUVmU <cite>Choco posted [p:938533580] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>BettyWhite posted... </cite> <quote>Hey now.. Maybe they're super muscular. That would also explain the inability to make such a simple maneuver.. Necessitating one to stand and reach down between the legs where there's nothing to get in the way for them.</quote>what </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 05/03/20 10:32:45 AM #46:	everyone got their methods brah. i for one prefer spreading them cheeks when wiping obviously. and you cant achieve that when standing up. >_> <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:938533614] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>everyone got their methods brah. i for one prefer spreading them cheeks when wiping obviously. and you cant achieve that when standing up. >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mecha Sonic 05/03/20 10:32:51 AM #47:	so funny story, i used to wipe while standing up and crumpling my tp into a ball then i read one of these topics once and people were like, no i do it while sitting and folding my tp and i was like wtf, that's crazy then i tried it and now it's the only way i do it anymore --- https://imgur.com/iMNC6RU <cite>Mecha Sonic posted [p:938533620] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>so funny story, i used to wipe while standing up and crumpling my tp into a ball then i read one of these topics once and people were like, no i do it while sitting and folding my tp and i was like wtf, that's crazy then i tried it and now it's the only way i do it anymore </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 05/03/20 10:33:07 AM #48:	RedWhiteBlue posted... Do people that wipe standing realize you are statistically far more likely to not only spread bacteria from squashing poop between your cheeks, you'll require more wipes to clean up properly. Sitting will have a dramatically lower spread of poop particles and be more effective at removing poop with less wipes. Sitting also let's you catch any poop stuck inside your sphincter so it doesn't come out onto your underwear as your body naturally expels gasses. if you're gonna pretend to care about other people, maybe explain how sit-wiping is even supposed to work --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html https://imgur.com/3SYUVmU <cite>Choco posted [p:938533627] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>RedWhiteBlue posted... </cite> <quote>Do people that wipe standing realize you are statistically far more likely to not only spread bacteria from squashing poop between your cheeks, you'll require more wipes to clean up properly. Sitting will have a dramatically lower spread of poop particles and be more effective at removing poop with less wipes. Sitting also let's you catch any poop stuck inside your sphincter so it doesn't come out onto your underwear as your body naturally expels gasses.</quote>if you're gonna pretend to care about other people, maybe explain how sit-wiping is even supposed to work </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 05/03/20 10:33:38 AM #49:	Mecha Sonic posted... crumpling my tp into a ball WHAT WHY --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html https://imgur.com/3SYUVmU <cite>Choco posted [p:938533640] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>Mecha Sonic posted... </cite> <quote>crumpling my tp into a ball</quote>WHAT WHY </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice 05/03/20 10:38:30 AM #50:	Lol this topic. <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:938533776] in There are ... [t:78651711]...</cite> <quote>Lol this topic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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