Current Events > Should I fight this dude who is slandering me on FB?

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Keith_Valentine posted...

Yea i dont get the slapping shit. Seemed like that dude knew a thing or two, then he tells you to get on the guy and slap him like you know shit about passing guard and mounting. Ever seen slappy ground and pound? Me neither, maybe a Diaz brother thrown out a few, between a flurry of punches.

Ive punched people before, never hurt my knuckles either. I hurt other stuff throwing bad punches hard while drunk. I mean, just hit the guy in the fucking nose as hard as you can. Right in the middle of his face, and its a wrap. Dont even talk just blast him in the nose and have your friend record it. And then don't start beating him while hes down or youll probably go to fucking jail. If he gets knocked out or you break something or he needs ambulance, proly a felony if you get caught. Now youre fucked.

lol youve never thrown a punch in your life

oh I just realized who it is

Keith_Valentine posted...

Yea i dont get the slapping shit. Seemed like that dude knew a thing or two, then he tells you to get on the guy and slap him like you know shit about passing guard and mounting. Ever seen slappy ground and pound? Me neither, maybe a Diaz brother thrown out a few, between a flurry of punches.

Ive punched people before, never hurt my knuckles either. I hurt other stuff throwing bad punches hard while drunk. I mean, just hit the guy in the fucking nose as hard as you can. Right in the middle of his face, and its a wrap. Dont even talk just blast him in the nose and have your friend record it. And then don't start beating him while hes down or youll probably go to fucking jail. If he gets knocked out or you break something or he needs ambulance, proly a felony if you get caught. Now youre fucked.

Alright, you sound like you know what you're talking about. What is something dirty I can do to make him not see the first punch coming? I was thinking about throwing my keys at his face so he blocks high, then kicking him as hard as I can in the nuts, or waiting till he gets the gloves out and then bashing him with my board.

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WarfireX posted...

This dude ****ed one of my girlfriends. She broke plans with me ON MY BIRTHDAY to "hang out" with him and his girlfriend. I don't want to slap fight him, I want to punch his skull until he's unconscious.

Cut the crap, dude. He fucked her "a few years ago". Clearly that isn't why you're pissed off today.
If it's him taking the piss out of you on social media, do the grown-up thing and block his ass from seeing your posts. The whole "I'm pissed and tough" routine falls flat when you start off by saying you did nothing years ago.

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fusespliff posted...

Cut the crap, dude. He fucked her "a few years ago". Clearly that isn't why you're pissed off today.
If it's him taking the piss out of you on social media, do the grown-up thing and block his ass from seeing your posts. The whole "I'm pissed and tough" routine falls flat when you start off by saying you did nothing years ago.

dude its keith_valentine and an alt of his lol they literally have the same posting style

soulunison2 posted...

Is it right that open palms are good for hitting hard surfaces like heads and fists are ok for softer stuff like stomachs? My fighting friend told me this once.

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Shablagoo posted...

Is it right that open palms are good for hitting hard surfaces like heads and fists are ok for softer stuff like stomachs? My fighting friend told me this once.

pretty much, the head is hard a shit, the only reason you see people In street fights get kod is because their open fist haymaker lands with the palm side into the area near the ear

Have sex with his mom

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WarfireX posted...

Alright, you sound like you know what you're talking about. What is something dirty I can do to make him not see the first punch coming? I was thinking about throwing my keys at his face so he blocks high, then kicking him as hard as I can in the nuts, or waiting till he gets the gloves out and then bashing him with my board.

No. Dont do anything dirty. You know why?

Cuz if shit goes south and you lose, you opened that box and he can do it back to you. You wana get your dick stompes or poked in the eyes and pounded unconscious? N O. Everything you said is bad. What if he takes your board away and slams you in the head and you get brain damage or some shit?

You roll up there, no gloves, say Fuck You in his face if you must, and you punch him in the nose. Whoever hits first wins a majority of the time because most people arent used to/cant handle being hit. 1 solid hit and he will want to quit, a couple more and its done. You will both be exhuasted within like 45 seconds from the adrenaline most likely and you'll both proly be scared.

soulunison2 posted...

lol youve never thrown a punch in your life

oh I just realized who it is

Ok. Mr Slappy, that was fuckin amazing mma advice, you must rule the streets with that shit.

soulunison2 posted...

dude its keith_valentine and an alt of his lol they literally have the same posting style

Yeah, I was starting to notice something like that. But I like to give people the benefit of the doubt, people cry ALT! a little to easily on this site

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soulunison2 posted...

dude its keith_valentine and an alt of his lol they literally have the same posting style

I dont have any alts and i dont post like this guy at all. I dont skate, i wouldnt ask CE for fighting advice, and i would never admit to CE if someone fucked my girl or humiliated me. Get your shit together.

Ok dude do NOT throw a fucking palm strike. This a street fight not a slap boxing contest between friends. Also kicking him in the balls is a pussy move.

Stand tall, keep your hands by your face at all times, make sure you throw clean straight punches and not wild huge ass haymakers. Now go fuck him up and record it.

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Keith_Valentine posted...

I dont have any alts and i dont post like this guy at all. I dont skate, i wouldnt ask CE for fighting advice, and i would never admit to CE if someone fucked my girl or humiliated me. Get your shit together.

lmao you literally just changed it up

man this was fun while it lasted

soulunison2 posted...

lmao you literally just changed it up

man this was fun while it lasted

Huh?

OffTempo posted...

Ok dude do NOT throw a fucking palm strike. This a street fight not a slap boxing contest between friends. Also kicking him in the balls is a pussy move.

Stand tall, keep your hands by your face at all times, make sure you throw clean straight punches and not wild huge ass haymakers. Now go fuck him up and record it.

Yeah I knew that guy was screwing around when he told me to slap fight him.

And to everyone making fun of the skating, like it or not skaters are tough. We are fearless. I have been ripped to shreds by the asphalt, taken bad falls off my longboard going 15mph+, and walked away fine. I have a high pain tolerance and my bones don't break easily.

But this guy, I want to break his bones and send him to the hospital. He talked in full volume with a circle of people about Adrian sucking his **** only a couple weeks after we broke up, with her blushing and ****, basically flirting in front of me. I tried to play it cool because the crowd I'm in would think I take things too personally and am stifling her sexuality, but I now realize that what he was doing was wrong and I'm going to make him pay.

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Nu-uh, skaters aren't tough...unless they're moms. Because moms are tough.

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Wouldn't it be lovely if just once one of these weren't fake? This kinda stuff does happen to people who leave the house, doesn't it? Just once I want to see a video of a CEman tossing haymakers.

But thanks for the topic TC, it was fun. I appreciate your effort.

NotYou posted...

Wouldn't it be lovely if just once one of these weren't fake? This kinda stuff does happen to people who leave the house, doesn't it? Just once I want to see a video of a CEman tossing haymakers.

But thanks for the topic TC, it was fun. I appreciate your effort.

Yea after that last tc post i realized i got baited too.

Still wondering wtf soul was talking about. He disappeared.

eat his ass

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Alright, you sound like you know what you're talking about.

lol.
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Keith_Valentine posted...

Yea after that last tc post i realized i got baited too.

Still wondering wtf soul was talking about. He disappeared.

**** you.

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Looks like we might have to create a virtual park for Keith and TC to throw down

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Zurkon posted...

You so tuff

So strong, his face is. You punch, break fingers!

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fusespliff posted...

Looks like we might have to create a virtual park for Keith and TC to throw down

it's just keith shadowboxing cuz he's the op

This isn't real. TC should provide screenshots if it is. Assuming this really did happened, you either beat the fuck out of this dude or fuck his mom/sister and film it. Possibly do both.

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So, Shablagoo fucked your girlfriend?
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Laserion posted...

So, Shablagoo fucked your girlfriend?

It's a rite of passage on CE. Shablagoo fucks everyone's girlfriend eventually.

WarfireX posted...

**** you.

Lol

Why are you still "friends" with this guy, anyway? Just stop talkng to him wtf?

If the issue is your girlfriend, then I would straight up give her an ultimatum to either cut it out or she loses you.

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Male adults dont have social media beef.

and even if you did, how old are you really if fist fighting is a resolution?

how about block the dude and move on with life. What are you 12?

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chrono625 posted...

Male adults dont have social media beef.

This is either another shameless promotion of toxic masculinity or you're saying that it's immature to argue over social media...and it might be, but it's no different than doing that in real life. You putting it on this weird specific pedestal like this almost comes off as saying that content on the Internet shouldn't matter because someone's doing it behind the keyboard...but they're still words, and words create conflict. I really don't get why this schism always seems to pervade; it exists for no reason.

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LinkFanatic posted...

This is either another shameless promotion of toxic masculinity or you're saying that it's immature to argue over social media...and it might be, but it's no different than doing that in real life. You putting it on this weird specific pedestal like this almost comes off as saying that content on the Internet shouldn't matter because someone's doing it behind the keyboard...but they're still words, and words create conflict. I really don't get why this schism always seems to pervade; it exists for no reason.

its 100% immature. Its actually anti toxic masculinity cause the real adult thing to do is block the guy and move on.

oh he said mean thing lets fight!

thats what children do in middle school and what immature animals do in bars when they get beer muscles.

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Or you could be an adult and just block him on your phone and FB.

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I NEED pics of TC and the guy

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chrono625 posted...

thats what children do in middle school and what immature animals do in bars when they get beer muscles.

hahaha yeah I hate that shit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUao4H2aJ64

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fusespliff posted...

I bet your vibe works wonders as shown by the dude gleefully fucking your girl

Winner of the topic, right here...

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Getting in fights is stupid and pointless.

Jump him when hes not expecting it.

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If you are intent on fighting this guy don't hit him the face. Not first anyways. A stiff shot to the solar plexus will accomplish just as much without you fucking up your hand if you land it wrong. Also, unless you are trained, don't try any cute mma shit. It's a good way to kneed in the balls or the gut, both of which will likely end this in a way you won't like.
If he throws a punch redirect and move to the outside at 45 degree angle kick him in the back of his leading knee while hitting him in the ribs. Then you can start hitting him in the face if you want. Also, be prepared for a situation where if you set this up in advance, he'll have friends that will try and jump you if you get the upper hand which is another reason not to try and grapple. If your tied up with the guy and his buddies start beating you, it's all over.

In all honesty though, as much as the guy probably does deserve an ass kicking is it really worth the hassle or risk of bodily harm when you could just ignore the dude?

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Now THIS is satire done right. LMFAO!


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Be sure to grab his dick and twist it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3DOoT0b-RQ

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monkmith posted...

https://i.imgur.com/ut01y9p.gif

Gojira

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If you know you can beat his ass, and the equal party stuff is legit, definitely beat u=his ass. Otherwise, let it go.

I got such a good laugh from the OP and his posts. This is one of the best threads I've seen in a long time. I haven't seen trolling this good in over a decade.

Used to I would have given the "violence solves nothing" spiel but I know that's nonsense now. It is important for men to have a physical outlet for their anger, else it boils inside and causes a lot of other problems that are worse than if he had just fought and been done with it.

So my advice is that if you can indeed arrange a mutual, fair fight, do it. Do not take it too far though. Once he's beat, he's beat. Let it go after that, even if you feel that you didn't get all the revenge you wanted. This is a bout of honor, not about killing or maiming people.

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Thanks guys. I'll fight him fair because I know I can stomp his punk ass without an advantage. But once he's down, I'm throwing the gloves off and I'm going to pound his ***** ass into the ground for good measure.

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WarfireX posted...

Thanks guys. I'll fight him fair because I know I can stomp his punk ass without an advantage. But once he's down, I'm throwing the gloves off and I'm going to pound his ***** ass into the ground for good measure.

Remember to film it or you're a pussy.

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Just block them on social media. Or you can have fun with attempted murder/murder charges.

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