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DevsBro
04/13/20 1:07:51 AM
#1:


Summonned pretzels may have any toppings but must be at least 70% pretzel by weight, so no burgers on pretzel buns or "a mini twist with an XL pizza on top".

Standard loopholes prohibited--no selling, no giving away, etc.

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Evening_Dragon
04/13/20 1:10:06 AM
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Pretzels. Pretzels are delicious, but overpriced outside of NYC, -and- it would solve one of the main struggles of free wandering.

Heck, if I'm allowed to summon an indefinite amount, it would solve the problem of shelter, too.

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LeperMessiahXX
04/13/20 1:11:17 AM
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Is there any size limitations on the pretzels? Can I get one of those big county fair pretzels that are the size of steering wheel on demand? If so that, even if I can't open up shop and sell them.
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DevsBro
04/13/20 1:11:35 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Heck, if I'm allowed to summon an indefinite amount, it would solve the problem of shelter, too.
Well that's certainly lateral thinking lol.

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DevsBro
04/13/20 1:11:54 AM
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LeperMessiahXX posted...
Is there any size limitations on the pretzels? Can I get one of those big county fair pretzels that are the size of steering wheel on demand? If so that, even if I can't open up shop and sell them.
Yep, any size.

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Evening_Dragon
04/13/20 1:12:06 AM
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lNFINITE PRETZEL WORKS

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malenz
04/13/20 1:12:14 AM
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does this include soft warm pretzels? Because if it's ANY kind of pretzel, gimme the power.

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MT_TRAEH
04/13/20 1:12:27 AM
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summon them pretzels and 'share' them

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Saxon
04/13/20 1:12:30 AM
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I'll take the $1000.

Haven't eaten a pretzel since the 80s, so I ain't exactly gonna miss not having them.
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BroodRyu
04/13/20 1:12:37 AM
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Money. Im not a fan of pretzels for the most part.
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DevsBro
04/13/20 1:12:39 AM
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malenz posted...
does this include soft warm pretzels? Because if it's ANY kind of pretzel, gimme the power.
Yep.

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NeoShadowhen
04/13/20 1:15:36 AM
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At what rate can they be summoned? Are we talking more like pretzels per second or can we be thinking about tons of pretzels per second?

Although it would be ridiculous, you could easily turn this into a very powerful weapon.
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mooreandrew58
04/13/20 1:15:42 AM
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Saxon posted...
I'll take the $1000.

Haven't eaten a pretzel since the 80s, so I ain't exactly gonna miss not having them.

Normally id agree as I dont eat pretzels but it was never states you couldnt sell them. So over the rest of my life id easily make over 1000 bucks even if I just sold aome here and there to random passerbys or co workers

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DevsBro
04/13/20 1:16:25 AM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
At what rate can they be summoned? Are we talking more like pretzels per second or can we be thinking about tons of pretzels per second?

Although it would be ridiculous, you could easily turn this into a very powerful weapon.
No limit but your conscience.

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DevsBro
04/13/20 1:17:01 AM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Normally id agree as I dont eat pretzels but it was never states you couldnt sell them. So over the rest of my life id easily make over 1000 bucks even if I just sold aome here and there to random passerbys or co workers
Yeah it does lol

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mooreandrew58
04/13/20 1:18:11 AM
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DevsBro posted...
No limit but your conscience.

Oh shit. Somehow skipped that whole sentence.

Well could still make money off it being a circus attraction maybe. Or enter a mma fight and promptly KO the opponent with a half ton of pretzels

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Pepys Monster
04/13/20 1:18:34 AM
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The ability. I can open a pretzel shop and sell pretzels. I won't have to pay for the pretzels. I won't have to bake the pretzels. I can make way more than $1000.

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Pepys Monster
04/13/20 1:19:25 AM
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DevsBro posted...
Yeah it does lol
Too late, you edited that in after my response.

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DevsBro
04/13/20 1:21:35 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Too late, you edited that in after my response.
Nope, check the edit history. The only edit was changing "mimi" to "mini."

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MabusIncarnate
04/13/20 1:22:56 AM
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I will easily consume more than $1000 in soft pretzels alone in my life so absolutely. I always get one at a baseball/hockey game if I attend and a hot dog. And a lot of overpriced beer.

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Aristoph
04/13/20 1:29:03 AM
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I mean, obviously the pretzels.

$1000 is literally nothing over the span of more than a couple months. I'd easily save more than $1000 in just the first year if I could just have a pretzel whenever I was hungry.

Hell, I could imagine a meal that's 70% pretzel and 30% pizza, just eat the pizza part, and then summon another one if I was still hungry. Free pizza. Free literally any kind of food, in fact. I'd donate the excess pretzel pieces or just give them to the homeless or something.

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Frisk
04/13/20 1:31:45 AM
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1k since I dont even like pretzels

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BudDupree48
04/13/20 1:32:59 AM
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Pretzels without even thinking. I'd give 1000 for that ability

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Lunar_Savage
04/13/20 1:35:31 AM
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Pretzels. The money I would save on not having to buy food all the time and only spending it on food when I want something different (that I couldn't get through the random toppings), is far greater than $1000.

And for those wondering about nutrition, you spend a little of that savings on vitamins to keep getting nutrients and use the toppings to cover any gaps.

Holy fuck yeah.

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Pepys Monster
04/13/20 1:51:28 AM
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DevsBro posted...
Nope, check the edit history. The only edit was changing "mimi" to "mini."
*Checks*

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Tenlaar
04/13/20 2:06:29 AM
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I would definitely take the pretzels, not just because it's free snacks so it would easily be worth more than the thousand over a lifetime but also for the ability to ensure that I won't starve. Being able to do something like go on a week long hiking trip and be able to just summon a pretzel to eat whenever I get hungry would great.
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Bad_Mojo
04/13/20 2:07:20 AM
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Corrupt_Power
04/13/20 2:18:20 AM
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Can I feed my immediate family with them?
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YellowSUV
04/13/20 2:20:49 AM
#32:


Free pretzels is a dope power when the other option is only $1000. Pretzel summoning easily.

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Golden_Key33
04/13/20 2:22:24 AM
#33:


DevsBro posted...
Summonned pretzels may have any toppings but must be at least 70% pretzel by weight,

LeperMessiahXX posted...
Is there any size limitations on the pretzels? Can I get one of those big county fair pretzels that are the size of steering wheel on demand? If so that, even if I can't open up shop and sell them.

DevsBro posted...
Yep, any size.

I just found a delicious loophole. Make a ridiculously large pretzel and you can put any "topping".

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Tenlaar
04/13/20 2:29:55 AM
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Golden_Key33 posted...
I just found a delicious loophole. Make a ridiculously large pretzel and you can put any "topping".
You brilliant son of a bitch.
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Touch
04/13/20 2:44:20 AM
#35:


Pretzels but Imma turn into a bigger fatass because chocolate covered pretzels are my weakness

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Awakened_Link
04/13/20 2:45:05 AM
#36:


If they can be Wetzel Pretzel bites with jalapeo cheddar cheese, I'm in.

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nevershine
04/13/20 2:48:03 AM
#37:


gimmie all da pretzels plz

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DevsBro
04/13/20 7:59:49 AM
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Keep in mind, you still need to dispose of the parts you don't eat. Remember you can neither sell them nor give them away. You'd probably want to avoid littering fines and there's only so much space in a trashcan.

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monkmith
04/13/20 8:08:30 AM
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you cant give away the pretzels, but what about the remaining topping? because i like my pretzels with a coating of gold leaf...

by what manner does the summoning work? do i nod my head and a box of pretzels appears? hold out my hand and one lands within? do i have control over the direction and location? energy and inertia?

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_____Cait
04/13/20 8:13:58 AM
#40:


Infinite pretzels is infinite pretzels, but 1000 dollars is infinite dollars

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DevsBro
04/13/20 8:18:39 AM
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monkmith posted...
you cant give away the pretzels, but what about the remaining topping? because i like my pretzels with a coating of gold leaf...
No giving away.

monkmith posted...
by what manner does the summoning work? do i nod my head and a box of pretzels appears? hold out my hand and one lands within? do i have control over the direction and location? energy and inertia?
Sure, go nuts.

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Master_Bass
04/13/20 9:06:10 AM
#42:


Give me the pretzels! Unlimited any kind of pretzel I want when I want is worth more than 1k.

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Ridleyette
04/13/20 9:19:30 AM
#43:


What is the limit on summoning? Could I say, summon a huge pretzel inside someone and make them explode?

Are you giving me the power of the Pretzel Note?

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DevsBro
04/13/20 9:20:09 AM
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Ridleyette posted...
What is the limit on summoning? Could I say, summon a huge pretzel inside someone and make them explode?

Are you giving me the power of the Pretzel Note?
Sure

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Deku_Link
04/13/20 9:22:36 AM
#45:


Infinite pretzels pls. Now I just need hummus.

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Tenlaar
04/13/20 10:26:51 AM
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So...I could bombard the Earth with pretzels flying in from deep space like Sephiroth dropping meteors? Hmm. This keeps getting better and better.
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Mecha Sonic
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DevsBro
04/13/20 10:31:11 AM
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You guys are crazy lol

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MrNintendo1213
04/13/20 10:52:35 AM
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I'll take pretzels and live in giant pretzel mansions for as long as they each last. With enough layers of pretzel roof, I should be able to sleep at least overnight. Just travel around the world with no need for food or shelter. And I can drink from fountains and now my life is complete.

They can call me the pretzel king.
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