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KFHEWUI
04/09/20 6:39:10 PM
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Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head!

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Hayame Zero
04/09/20 6:42:12 PM
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We've got no food! We've got no job! Our pet's heads are falling off!

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Chicken
04/09/20 6:43:53 PM
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Pretty bird...

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Zikten
04/09/20 6:45:53 PM
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KFHEWUI posted...
Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head!
He was really old....
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KFHEWUI
04/09/20 6:46:35 PM
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They're driving an '84... Sheepdog.

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-Unowninator-
04/09/20 6:47:13 PM
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Hayame Zero posted...
We've got no food! We've got no job! Our pet's heads are falling off!
I'm wet! I'm cold! There's a fish on my head!


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modena
04/09/20 6:48:12 PM
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Samsonite!

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DirkDiggles
04/09/20 6:49:47 PM
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We don't usually pick up hitchhikers buuuuuttttt I'm going to go with my instinct on this one.


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Zack_Attackv1
04/09/20 6:50:02 PM
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Mizznox
04/09/20 6:51:27 PM
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"A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called... Assspen!"

"I don't know, Lloyd, the French are assholes."
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KFHEWUI
04/09/20 6:51:46 PM
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Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supposed to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes, and my driver's a bit lost.

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Southernfatman
04/09/20 6:57:02 PM
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I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or somethin, I don't know I wasn't really paying attention.

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KFHEWUI
04/09/20 6:58:12 PM
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Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.

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Mizznox
04/09/20 7:00:05 PM
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Hey! What about all that "one in a million" talk?
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Lordgold666
04/09/20 7:00:35 PM
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Gas man? How do they know about my ulcer?

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Vicious_Dios
04/09/20 7:01:21 PM
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Extra gloves? You've had this pair of extra gloves this whole time?

Yeah... We're in The Rockies.

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Southernfatman
04/09/20 7:02:11 PM
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Hey guys. Oh, big gulps huh? Alright....Well see ya later!

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KFHEWUI
04/09/20 7:03:34 PM
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What the hell? Who's the dead man that hit me with the salt shaker?

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refmon
04/09/20 7:04:49 PM
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How did they fuck put the sequel so hard

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KBGiantsfan
04/09/20 9:53:57 PM
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Kick his ass Seabass

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KFHEWUI
04/10/20 9:53:27 AM
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Let me ask you something. Do you want to end up like Petey? Dead? In some flea-ridden apartment? Face down in your own droppings? A soggy sunflower seed pressed against your beak? Come on, Harry! Don't you see what Petey was trying to say to you? You got to take life by the balls! Chew it up and spit it out! Dance to the tune of a different drummer! Spread your wings and fly and run and jump! God, help me!

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Kami_no_Kami
04/10/20 10:14:55 AM
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Yknow, Lloyd? Just when I think you couldnt possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
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Ryven
04/10/20 10:17:28 AM
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My favorite line:

She was giving me a bunch of crap about me not listening, i dunno, i wasn't really paying attention to be honest...

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NathanX95
04/10/20 10:40:26 AM
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No way? We've landed on the moon!
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WaterLink
04/10/20 10:44:18 AM
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Boy this party really died
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Wii_Shaker
04/10/20 10:46:13 AM
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I just thought she was a raging alcoholic.

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KFHEWUI
04/10/20 2:27:23 PM
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I'm only human, Harry! Come on! Stop being a baby. So we backtracked a tad.

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Ryven
04/10/20 4:13:56 PM
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KFHEWUI posted...
I'm only human, Harry! Come on! Stop being a baby. So we backtracked a tad.


TAD??!!

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masterpug53
04/10/20 4:18:46 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
Hey guys. Oh, big gulps huh? Alright....Well see ya later!

Dammit, beat me to it. There was a time in college when, for whatever inscrutable reason, this was the most quoted line amongst me and a handful of friends - and not just from this movie, movies in general.

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BigG777
04/10/20 4:20:51 PM
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Whoa would you look at the butt on that!
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Southernfatman
04/10/20 4:39:37 PM
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BigG777 posted...
Whoa would you look at the butt on that!

Yeah. He must work out.

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KFHEWUI
04/10/20 7:34:27 PM
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You know, Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

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