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A HEREFORD man who happily admits to having a tiny todger is welcoming a new dating agency for men with small willies as long as it isnt used as a "comedy tool".

Michael Harris, 31, a scaffolder, claims his manhood which measures 2.9 inches is like a "Jedi warrior".

This week, the first-ever dating agency for men with small willies was launched, called Dinky One. Already it has 27,762 members - with the agency aiming to normalise tiny todgers as it claims many women actually PREFER a small willy. Only men with less that 5.5 inches can apply.

Michael Harris is 31 and works as a scaffolder. The army veteran currently lives in New Zealand and is originally from Hereford. Michael says...

'If this makes both men and women more comfortable about dating then I am all for it! There are many women who would actually prefer to date men with smaller willies, because a lot of men like me are much better in bed because we are more thoughtful and inventive.'

My only concern about the website is that it could be used for trolling guys with small willies, and making fun of them. I would be very aware that it could be used as a comedy tool, so to speak.
Michael says his micropenis has made him better in bed

I dont think that women are all that concerned about the size of your manhood. Ive never had a bad review in fact quite the opposite! Guys need to be more aware that sex is far more than just slamming it in and going for gold.

I am basically like a Jedi warrior with my skills and thats even before I begin the actual intercourse!

In general men are far too hung up about their body parts. Theres nothing you can do about it. Growing up, I used to worry about my penis size, but once I started dating girls in my late teens I realised I had absolutely nothing to worry about. I am living proof that sex is all about technique, not size.

Ive never had a girl say, "Oh, thats a small one." But being in the army, I used to get loads of banter about the size of my willy. Friends used to say, "Oi, mate, Ive got something stuck in my teeth, can I use your willy?"

But I am a big, fit guy, and nothing really intimidates me. To be blunt, once the willy is erect it doesnt make much difference and anyway penetration is only the finale of sex.

Ive never had a problem getting an erection, and in fact I have one mate who has a massive willy, and thats much more of an issue women can find that very uncomfortable and it puts them off.

Porn puts lots of pressure on men, and most men in porn films have enormous d***s. But that isnt natural, and men should not compare themselves to those guys.

What is a micropenis?

In adults, the condition refers to any penis smaller than 2.8 inches in length.

In infants, a micropenis is classed as any penis that is less than 0.75 inches in length.

This is considered significantly smaller than a normal male newborns penis, which is between 1.1 and 1.6 inches in length when stretched gently.

Fifty-three-year-old Ant Smith is an author who lives in Barking, East London. Hes married to Christine, 49, a sound recordist. Ant says...

A small penis dating site why not? Dating agencies have become key in the modern world, and I think this is very much a positive step forward.

The one thing that corrupts relationships is secrecy and game playing. The more upfront folks are about themselves, the better.

Sure, some women care about size but there are an equal number of women who actually prefer men with small penises as they are often better in bed. A large penis can be very uncomfortable.

What women really like are men who are open and honest, so they may well feel they are MORE likely to find a nice, kind guy on this new dating site. I mean, if they are happy to admit they have a small willy, then they are more likely to be open and honest about everything else.

Im happily married and I can easily laugh about all the fuss made about penis size, now. My wife has never complained.

But growing up it was a different matter. The size of my penis (about 3 inches) was a considerable embarrassment to me. I used to look at everyone in school, and worry that I seemed so much smaller than them.

When I was getting changed for games, I used to hide. Other boys used to tease me, and call me "micro d***". When youre a teenager, you dont want to be different in any way, and the size of your penis is quite wrongly supposed to represent how much of a man you are.

As a result of my embarrassment, I didnt have sex with a woman until I was 21. I honestly thought that they would laugh when they saw my penis. Thankfully they didnt but I had a couple of dreadful experiences when the condom slipped off my willy as it was too small to keep it on.

I spent probably 30 years worrying about the size of my penis. The thing that cured me was my wife shes a lovely, intelligent woman and she made me realise that loving sex has nothing to do with penis size. It doesnt affect your technique, or the person that you are.

As a young man I suffered so many anxieties, and I now realise so many of them could be traced back to my penis size. If anyone on TV ever made a joke about tiny willies, I would die inside.

This is one of the reasons why, in my spare time, I became a performance poet and wrote a book about small willies*. I realised that someone had to bring this issue out into the open, and allow us men to laugh about our hang-ups and be open about such a taboo and supposedly shameful subject.

So many men beat themselves up about their penis size, and it affects their relationships with women.

Full Article: https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/11157231/micropenis-makes-better-bed-delighted-new-dating-site-men/

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Hey if they're happy I guess
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He can tear the booty up without the lady using poppers.

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This reads like an Onion article.

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He's certainly unlikely to disturb his partner while she is watching Blade Runner 2049.

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So he's got a similar skill set to a lesbian.

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It's like being a utlity player in baseball. You may only hit .220, but you can play multiple infield positions, thus creating value for your career.

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