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berlyman101
03/29/20 1:48:08 PM
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Probably the heartbreak kid or ghost rider in theater. otherwise I'd turn off a movie I don't like on TV.

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Sniffindraws
03/29/20 1:49:12 PM
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I endured at least 3-5 Uwe Boll movies

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BathroomWater
03/29/20 1:50:24 PM
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Honestly if a movie sucks that bad I give up and stop watching it pretty quickly so I've never really seen a bad movie. The "worst" I've ever seen would probably still be a good movie by any standard.

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Forest_Temple
03/29/20 2:07:26 PM
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Samantha Darko. I of course didnt finish it though.

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Skye Reynolds
03/29/20 2:15:59 PM
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Smackems posted...
Ooooo that reminds me that Alien vs Predator 2 exists. I think. I think I saw it and it was boring af

Yeah.

Ultimately, the worst movie is gonna be a bad adaptation of something you love.

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Oranges2Oranges
03/29/20 2:16:06 PM
#58:


Balls of Fury. Didn't laugh once

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Curtains313
03/29/20 2:32:20 PM
#59:


Kangaroo jack
Db evolutions

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UnholyMudcrab
03/29/20 2:33:51 PM
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Curtains313 posted...
Kangaroo jack

I will never forgive this movie for how blatantly misleading the advertising was
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bigtiggie23
03/29/20 2:33:55 PM
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Tetherball: The Movie

This was about 3 guys, two of which weigh around 350 lbs each, starting a pro tetherball league because they have no other skills. The olny two recognizable actors in the movie are Dustin Diamond and Ron Jeremy. Both of the fat guys even get makeout scenes with hot girls.

Runner-up would be Illegal Aliens, starring Anna Nicole Smith and Chyna.
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IShall_Run_Amok
03/29/20 2:34:19 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
Monster A-Go-Go
There's ol' Herschell Gordon Lewis.

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moh82sy
03/29/20 2:35:25 PM
#63:


The Master of Disguise .

I stopped watching at the turtle scene .
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sabin017
03/29/20 2:36:46 PM
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One I wasn't expecting to be horrible but it sure was: Eight Crazy Nights

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So_Hajile
03/29/20 2:41:40 PM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
There's ol' Herschell Gordon Lewis.
To be fair, he only stepped in years later to quickly wrap up the mess Bill Rebane had already filmed. Rebane deserves his fair share of the glory.

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Nomadic View
03/29/20 2:43:09 PM
#66:


Momma Mia

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MabusIncarnate
03/29/20 2:44:38 PM
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Probably Zoolander

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03/29/20 2:56:36 PM
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DevsBro
03/29/20 2:57:24 PM
#69:


UnholyMudcrab posted...
I will never forgive this movie for how blatantly misleading the advertising was
Yeah...

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yemmy
03/29/20 3:02:37 PM
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TwoBit_Samurai posted...
Recently, The Predator. I would pay someone to remove that shit from my memory.

The one with Sterling K Williams? That shit was great

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TheGoldenEel
03/29/20 3:03:49 PM
#71:


Yo did somebody say being John malkovich in this topic

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trappedunderice
03/29/20 3:04:03 PM
#72:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Probably Zoolander
That's a bad opinion.
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__aCEr__
03/29/20 3:04:08 PM
#73:


Meet the Spartans

Of course it was going to be terrible because all of those Friedberg/Seltzer movies are but good lord...

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TwoBit_Samurai
03/29/20 3:17:19 PM
#75:


yemmy posted...
The one with Sterling K Williams? That shit was great

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PsychicHippo
03/29/20 3:24:32 PM
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I watch a lot of bad movies that are kind of supposed to be bad in a self-aware kind of way, like Troll 2 and those 3-for-$5 shark movies for example, so I won't count those. One of the first legit actual bad movies that comes to mind is Insidious 2. Maybe not THE worst, but top five for sure.

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EffectAndCause
03/29/20 3:26:41 PM
#77:


AlienLanes posted...
That film is brilliant, what made you dislike it so strongly?


Johnny Depp Silently Wakes Up And Falls Back Asleep Again In Black And White For 2 Hours To Annoying Guitar Twangs: The Movie
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03/29/20 3:26:43 PM
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au_gold
03/29/20 3:27:42 PM
#79:


Left Behind

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EverDownward
03/29/20 3:28:03 PM
#80:


The 1986 rendition of "Babes In Toyland," hands fucking down.

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Prismsblade
03/29/20 3:34:13 PM
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The beyformers movie that had the dinobots, it was the first transformers movie and last movie of his I saw in theaters and I'm glad it was. I was bored out of my fricking mind and wanted it to end not even half way through.

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MeIon Bread
03/29/20 3:35:28 PM
#82:


The Da Vinci Code. Just dreadful.


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nativengine
03/29/20 3:39:17 PM
#83:


The Pest

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Machete
03/29/20 3:40:09 PM
#84:


Thankskilling

Dracula 3000
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WarriorFenix
03/29/20 3:40:31 PM
#85:


The Animal (Rob Schneider "comedy")
Dickie Roberts (another shitty comedy this time with David Spade)


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The Nintendo Master
03/29/20 4:06:14 PM
#86:


https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090068/

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Blue_Target
03/29/20 4:07:18 PM
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TooLateToGoBack
03/29/20 4:09:28 PM
#88:


10,000 BC

Absolute trash.
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BarneyBosco
03/29/20 4:11:09 PM
#89:


trappedunderice posted...
That's a bad opinion.

There's a bunch in this thread, almost as if most are trying desperately to be edgy or they have never actually seen a bad film. This being CE I'm going with edgy.

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FL81
03/29/20 4:15:14 PM
#90:


Sausage Party

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Hayame Zero
03/29/20 4:19:00 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
Meet the Spartans

Of course it was going to be terrible because all of those Friedberg/Seltzer movies are but good lord...
Friedberg and Seltzer were awful. Obviously, I've seen movies of lower quality, like on MST3K. But in terms of how much I've cringed watching movies, then yeah, their stuff is probably the worst I've ever seen.

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Zack_Attackv1
03/29/20 4:21:19 PM
#92:


Hot Rod (2007)
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ZevLoveDOOM
03/29/20 4:22:31 PM
#93:


Jack and Jill
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kayoticdreamz
03/29/20 4:27:57 PM
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Reading through this thread, most of you clearly have no idea what a bad movie is. There is bad because the plot is a mess or the acting is only average. There is then bad because it's syfy cheesy bad. But all of that is actually objectively watchable

R1masher posted...
A Serbian Film
@R1masher Good mention man.

This shit right here is bad. Not only is it nightmare inducing to the point it makes many genres of porn look like child's play, but the fact the director explains that this is some kind of film about oppression or some political BS, is just the cherry on top.

Human centipede 2 is also a truly dreadful film. The first one is actually good in a strange twisted way. The third one I never saw, but the second one.....OMG.

Bad Taste is pretty damn bad as well.

Dead Mary is awful as well. Though it's at least not offensive to the eyes.
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Phantom_Nook
03/29/20 4:29:25 PM
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The Pest
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KFHEWUI
03/29/20 4:29:43 PM
#96:


Things

Not the John Carpenter one, the awful one from Canada.

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Hayame Zero
03/29/20 4:30:53 PM
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kayoticdreamz posted...
Reading through this thread, most of you clearly have no idea what a bad movie is. There is bad because the plot is a mess or the acting is only average. There is then bad because it's syfy cheesy bad. But all of that is actually objectively watchable

@R1masher Good mention man.

This shit right here is bad. Not only is it nightmare inducing to the point it makes many genres of porn look like child's play, but the fact the director explains that this is some kind of film about oppression or some political BS, is just the cherry on top.

Human centipede 2 is also a truly dreadful film.

Bad Taste is pretty damn bad as well.

Dead Mary is awful as well. Though it's at least not offensive to the eyes.
See also Salo. Making a horror/gore porn flick is fine, but don't try to say it's an allegory of society or social commentary. Just make a trashy movie and don't make it out to be more complex than that.

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kayoticdreamz
03/29/20 4:33:13 PM
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Hayame Zero posted...
See also Salo. Making a horror/gore porn flick is fine, but don't try to say it's an allegory of society or social commentary. Just make a trashy movie and don't make it out to be more complex than that.
never heard of salo

and the thing is with serbian film it's not even horror/gore anymore. it crosses the line.

I was actually coming to add a film I never saw, but it's about a bunch of guys that go around and hump trashcans. I can't remember the name of it. That's another brutally bad film for the 5 minutes of it that I saw.

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Pinotage
03/29/20 4:33:30 PM
#99:


The Fountain

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ultimate reaver
03/29/20 4:34:43 PM
#100:


The Beast of Yucca Flats

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Antbregante
03/29/20 4:35:09 PM
#101:


Seed of Chucky

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berlyman101
03/29/20 4:40:45 PM
#102:


I forgot Courageous

My roommate asked me to watch it after he became evangelical.

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