Current Events > Honestly, I'd take steroids if it wasn't for the nads shrinking

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NOM
03/29/20 5:05:02 AM
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They work super good but I don't want tiny nuts and shooting blanks

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malenz
03/29/20 5:07:40 AM
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So you want to be all roided up with anger issues and beat women?

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gunplagirl
03/29/20 5:10:57 AM
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Can't shoot blanks if you have no nuts. Big bang brain logic.

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NOM
03/29/20 5:13:21 AM
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malenz posted...
So you want to be all roided up with anger issues and beat women?
It's like you're inside my head

gunplagirl posted...
Can't shoot blanks if you have no nuts. Big bang brain logic.
Big ballz is like the only thing I was blessed with. I can't lose 'em.

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trappedunderice
03/29/20 5:14:27 AM
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Don't forget imminent heart failure at a young age.
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Doe
03/29/20 5:24:10 AM
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Really don't know if I want to be muscly or take estrogen >_>

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NOM
03/29/20 5:28:17 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
Don't forget imminent heart failure at a young age.
Oh man how could I???

Honestly aside from the gainz, maybe roids could give some zip to my low energy ass.

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CraziestCal
03/29/20 5:53:57 AM
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Makes your peen look huge though.

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