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Mystery_Mission
03/26/20 11:30:06 PM
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well?



we all know the answer to this one right
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SiO4
03/26/20 11:53:54 PM
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I generally have a few around. I don't care what anyone thinks.
In fact, there is one next to me right now.

Also true story, I worked at a restaurant a while ago. It was a Sunday morning and Mimosas were half-priced. A group of bros orders some but were low key offended that they had oranges on them because it seemed not bro worthy.
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BuckVanHammer
03/26/20 11:55:00 PM
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sure. just put in a nascar cup and youre good to go.

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boxington
03/26/20 11:56:26 PM
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yes.

it has "hard" right in the title.

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Balnazarr
03/26/20 11:56:56 PM
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They give you diabetes. So much sugar in those drinks...holy shit.
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MabusIncarnate
03/26/20 11:58:13 PM
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Gross

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Gafemage
03/27/20 12:00:07 AM
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anything below 40 ABV is for pussies
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The23rdMagus
03/27/20 12:02:19 AM
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Hell, if a man's drinking it, it's a man's drink.

That said, I'd rather have something else most days. If we're grilling in the summer by the pool, pass me one.

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Try_Another___
03/27/20 12:04:10 AM
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It tastes good.

If Im looking for tasty alcohol though I would rather have a white claw or something like that thats lighter. Not a big fan of mikes hard, twisted teas, or redds apple ale

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Tyranthraxus
03/27/20 12:07:15 AM
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Gafemage posted...
anything below 40 ABV is for pussies
TIL: Jgermeister is for pussies.

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Wewillrocku
03/27/20 12:08:14 AM
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no.

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a-c-a-b
03/27/20 12:13:43 AM
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I'd rather make my own lemonade drink.

Mine's probably got at least twice as much booze in it.
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Lost_All_Senses
03/27/20 12:13:49 AM
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Hell yeah. When I reach my hand out, my boy knows I want a Hard one put in it.

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dj1200
03/27/20 12:20:15 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Hell yeah. When I reach my hand out, my boy knows I want a Hard one put in it.
tryin to get that liquid inside you?

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Blue_Target
03/27/20 12:37:41 AM
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It actually has higher alcohol content than most beers but if possible, get a Tom Collins.

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jalawa_aloo
03/27/20 12:41:57 AM
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This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"

He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.
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Mystery_Mission
03/27/20 3:07:09 PM
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bump
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kingdrake2
03/27/20 3:08:16 PM
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i always thought fruity drinks was girly.
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ZeroX91
03/27/20 3:09:55 PM
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Naw, Shit isn't Zima or Smirnoff Ice. Sometimes you want lemonaid you know?

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Lost_All_Senses
03/27/20 3:11:50 PM
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dj1200 posted...
tryin to get that liquid inside you?

Hell yeah. Sometimes I just relax my throat and let it slide down.

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alimajor
03/27/20 3:12:12 PM
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No its not but its tasty
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Guerrilla Soldier
03/27/20 3:14:34 PM
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hell fuckin yeah

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ZeroX91
03/27/20 3:15:09 PM
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The23rdMagus posted...
Hell, if a man's drinking it, it's a man's drink.

That said, I'd rather have something else most days. If we're grilling in the summer by the pool, pass me one.
See if im outside during the summer, I want those margarita slushie caprisun things. Could feel the jealous judgie looks of the house moms at the park when me and my niece roll up on our bikes her with a gas station icee and me with alcohol I consume while she is on the swing and playing with other kids.

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Machete
03/27/20 3:18:32 PM
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Try_Another___ posted...
It tastes good.

If Im looking for tasty alcohol though I would rather have a white claw or something like that thats lighter. Not a big fan of mikes hard, twisted teas, or redds apple ale

four loko black has become my new go to low % drink (if you consider 14% low, which I personally do >_>)
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kingdrake2
03/27/20 3:19:56 PM
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Machete posted...
four loko black has become my new go to low % drink (if you consider 14% low


my dad used to down steel reserve beer had much more alcohol than the beer you're describing.
ABV was 8%.
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Machete
03/27/20 3:34:01 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
my dad used to down steel reserve beer had much more alcohol than the beer you're describing.
ABV was 8%.

I mean, what I was describing isn't beer and your math is wrong >_> but I've had steel reserve too. Definitely one of the better malt beers that come in 40 oz. Better than olde english and king cobra imo.

four loko is more like an alcohol energy drink I think, or at least it tastes like it. The gold version tastes like red bull (I got that once but I don't think I'd get it again).

On a tangential note, when reminiscing about what I used to drink in college, I remembered MD20/20. Those were good too but I had some crazy blackout nights with them. I haven't seen them in any liquor store in a long time. I wonder if they even still make them...
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specialkid8
03/27/20 4:09:38 PM
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Of course it is. It's got a dudes name and says HARD right there on the bottle. It's the beverage equivalent of Macho Man by The Village People. Manly as fuck.
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ZeroX91
03/27/20 4:56:50 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Of course it is. It's got a dudes name and says HARD right there on the bottle. It's the beverage equivalent of Macho Man by The Village People. Manly as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZGvuWS83YM&ab_channel=Mahado

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Zack_Attackv1
03/27/20 5:07:46 PM
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For junior highschool standards
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sondast
03/27/20 5:12:36 PM
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Mike is a very manly name, so I'll say hell yes.

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LinkPizza
03/27/20 5:13:10 PM
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I remember it being an easy drink to get...
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