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electricbugs2
03/13/20 1:58:30 AM
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HA HA HA HA!

Corona virus be damned! Im going out with Mona tomorrow with extreme prejudice! Well of course be driving the TTS at over 130 MPH to the fanciest restaurant in town The Black Knight, and nothing says after dinner mint like vaping with ya girl! Wow what a badass life I lead going on these fancy dates with all these hot blondes! Why cant you all be more like me?! Like me! (Lil Romeo!)

Ha ha yeah!

SLAMMED SLAMMING! ARUGULA!

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TheAwesomeMatt
03/13/20 1:59:30 AM
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I don't think that you are.

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Keith_Valentine
03/13/20 2:00:01 AM
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Ugh, i love it but I want the pics so bad. Just not the same.

Bro, i vape too. You ever wonder if its actually totally killing us? LMAO! REKT RAMMED! Were gonna die!
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ToadallyAwesome
03/13/20 2:00:17 AM
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TheAwesomeMatt posted...
I don't think that you are.


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electricbugs2
03/13/20 2:02:12 AM
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TheAwesomeMatt posted...
I don't think that you are.
Rekt RAMMED!

Keith_Valentine posted...
Ugh, i love it but I want the pics so bad. Just not the same.

Bro, i vape too. You ever wonder if its actually totally killing us? LMAO! REKT RAMMED! Were gonna die!
I miss the pics too. Maybe the virus will kill all the mods and I can post them again.

And the Canadian government seems to think its killing me, taking away my higher nic juices, such a piss off.

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Kami_no_Kami
03/13/20 2:02:18 AM
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Muh muh muh my Ramona...
Muh muh muh my Corona...
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Cocytus
03/13/20 2:02:46 AM
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Ramona, from the books?
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MabusIncarnate
03/13/20 2:02:49 AM
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Oh man, SLAMMIN with RAMONA! Hold the ARUGULA! No sausage at this SLAMFEST

hahaha YEAH!!

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electricbugs2
03/13/20 2:04:49 AM
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Cocytus posted...
Ramona, from the books?
...What fuckin books?

MabusIncarnate posted...
Oh man, SLAMMIN with RAMONA! Hold the ARUGULA! No sausage at this SLAMFEST

hahaha YEAH!!
Holy shit! HA HA YEAH! SLAMMING!

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Cocytus
03/13/20 2:07:42 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Cocytus posted...
Ramona, from the books?
...What f***in books?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramona_(novel_series)
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Keith_Valentine
03/13/20 2:09:29 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Rekt RAMMED!

I miss the pics too. Maybe the virus will kill all the mods and I can post them again.

And the Canadian government seems to think its killing me, taking away my higher nic juices, such a piss off.

Mayyyyybeeeee delete that? I dunno. Youre a badass, you dont give a fuck.

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electricbugs2
03/13/20 2:09:33 AM
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Cocytus posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramona_(novel_series)
TC = EDUCATED!
Lol damn, I aint that old.

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electricbugs2
03/13/20 2:16:13 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
do you have to defeat her seven evil exes
Havent seen Scott Pilgrim to be in on this joke.

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MabusIncarnate
03/13/20 2:17:23 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Havent seen Scott Pilgrim to be in on this joke.
Great flick tbh seems like something you'd like. Lot of good music and ton of video game fanfare.

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jmikla
03/13/20 2:18:33 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Corona virus
Coronavirus

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au_gold
03/13/20 2:19:10 AM
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Where are the pics?

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electricbugs2
03/13/20 2:21:38 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Great flick tbh seems like something you'd like. Lot of good music and ton of video game fanfare.
I think I avoided it because I hated Juno. Should check it out someday.

jmikla posted...
Coronavirus
Covid-19

au_gold posted...
Where are the pics?
The date didnt take place yet.

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eggcorn
03/13/20 2:24:52 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...

Lol damn, I aint that old.

TIL everyone who has read Tom Sawyer is 150 years old
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electricbugs2
03/13/20 2:27:32 AM
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eggcorn posted...
TIL everyone who has read Tom Sawyer is 150 years old
Not required reading in Canada like it is in the US. Only seen the movie >_>

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InfinityMonster
03/13/20 2:30:09 AM
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https://imgur.com/oOf9McH

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Gobstoppers12
03/13/20 2:30:23 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Canadian government
Wait holy shit, you're Canadian?

You're instantly disqualified from being a badass for all time.

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electricbugs2
03/13/20 2:35:24 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Wait holy shit, you're Canadian?

You're instantly disqualified from being a badass for all time.
Hockey automatically overrides the stereotypes (which are false anyway, people up here are dicks)

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Gobstoppers12
03/13/20 2:38:29 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Hockey
Does not make a difference.

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electricbugs2
03/13/20 2:41:01 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Does not make a difference.
Toughest sport

I beg to differ.

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Gobstoppers12
03/13/20 2:57:43 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Toughest sport
It's a little bit tougher than soccer and baseball, but it doesn't touch football. Football is literally about men throwing themselves at each other every single play and basically wrestling for every single yard.

Hockey is about skating, swinging a stick, and occasionally shoulder-bumping somebody into flexible glass.

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MabusIncarnate
03/13/20 2:58:56 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
It's a little bit tougher than soccer and baseball, but it doesn't touch football. Football is literally about men throwing themselves at each other every single play and basically wrestling for every single yard.

Hockey is about skating, swinging a stick, and occasionally shoulder-bumping somebody into flexible glass.
I officially hate you

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au_gold
03/13/20 3:01:25 AM
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Hows her ass, though?

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Pepys Monster
03/13/20 3:05:27 AM
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Unlike you, I actually did go out with a hot blonde for coffee twice, and we're having lunch soon.

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electricbugs2
03/13/20 3:06:22 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
It's a little bit tougher than soccer and baseball, but it doesn't touch football. Football is literally about men throwing themselves at each other every single play and basically wrestling for every single yard.

Hockey is about skating, swinging a stick, and occasionally shoulder-bumping somebody into flexible glass.
Played both. Hockey hits sting way more then football hits imo. Mind you I was a RB not a tackle.

au_gold posted...
Hows her ass, though?
Best feature.

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electricbugs2
03/13/20 3:07:25 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Unlike you, I actually did go out with a hot blonde for coffee twice, and we're having lunch soon.
I slept with a different blonde last month but okay, enjoy your Starbucks.

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MabusIncarnate
03/13/20 3:12:25 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Played both. Hockey hits sting way more then football hits imo. Mind you I was a RB not a tackle.

Best feature.
He's obviously completely ignorant to the sport, people never factor in the fact how much faster the players are moving on skates and it's equivalent to a 35 MPH car crash when two players skating at normal speed collide.

But yeah, this is "slightly" tougher than baseball. Keith Yandle took a puck to the mouth this season and lost teeth, he was pulling them out of his face with his glove and didn't miss the 2nd period. Deion Sanders missed half a season due to "turf toe"

This is a "shoulder bump on flexible boards" for example

https://youtu.be/eEEhhQagfz0

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Keith_Valentine
03/13/20 3:15:43 AM
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Pepys is an alpha of the highest caliber. Didnt you know that?

I could post proof.
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Pepys Monster
03/13/20 3:19:23 AM
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Keith_Valentine posted...
Pepys is an alpha of the highest caliber. Didnt you know that?

I could post proof.
Unlike you, I've had relationships, an engagement, and hookups.

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MabusIncarnate
03/13/20 3:21:34 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Unlike you, I've had relationships, an engagement, and hookups.
Aren't you the one what whined for months about your ex leaving and your empty hopes that she was coming back?

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Pepys Monster
03/13/20 3:23:22 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Aren't you the one what whined for months about your ex leaving and your empty hopes that she was coming back?
If you ever loved someone enough to propose, and then lost her, maybe you'd understand.

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Ivany2008
03/13/20 3:26:53 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Toughest sport

I beg to differ.

I mean... I'm Canadian, but I don't think Hockey is the toughest sport. Rugby is a lot tougher than Hockey, probably tougher than Football. The amount of injuries I've heard about from Rugby absolutely dwarfs pretty much any other sport.
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MabusIncarnate
03/13/20 3:28:37 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
If you ever loved someone enough to propose, and then lost her, maybe you'd understand.
Does my first love, my first fiancee, and a 8 year failed relationship count? If yes, i'm not here bragging about it.

We were 3 weeks from marriage. I get it bro, don't flaunt it like an accomplishment. It's still the best thing that ever happened to me.

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electricbugs2
03/13/20 3:36:48 AM
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Ivany2008 posted...
I mean... I'm Canadian, but I don't think Hockey is the toughest sport. Rugby is a lot tougher than Hockey, probably tougher than Football. The amount of injuries I've heard about from Rugby absolutely dwarfs pretty much any other sport.
I always forget about rugby, but yeah. Rugby players are ruthless. Know some girls rugby players who even at my largest I wouldnt want to fuck around with lol.

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Ivany2008
03/13/20 3:38:00 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Does my first love, my first fiancee, and a 8 year failed relationship count? If yes, i'm not here bragging about it.

We were 3 weeks from marriage. I get it bro, don't flaunt it like an accomplishment. It's still the best thing that ever happened to me.

The feelings man. My buddy got married a couple years ago, only to find out that his wife was cheating on him a month in. Never saw him so devastated. This was the guy who lived through his mother leaving in the middle of the night and draining her daughters bank account, followed by his father dying out of nowhere a couple years later. He didn't drop one tear. But his wife cheating on him, and the subsequent divorce just took him over the edge.

That said, we had a little chuckle about a month ago on Valentines Day. The final divorce papers came in and was served to him on Valentines Day, so he was officially free from the heartless woman..... but not before she tried to sue him to get more out of him, even hired a lawyer to do it. What she didn't realize was she signed a prenup, so she couldn't get anything out of him. 1200 dollars later she got in touch with him, wondering if he would pay half the lawyers cost. You can guess the reaction he gave her.
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PlsGodDontBanMe
03/13/20 3:47:25 AM
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How old is she, 13, 14?

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GS4Life
03/13/20 3:49:15 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmQmM2wva5Q

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Gobstoppers12
03/13/20 3:59:41 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
This is a "shoulder bump on flexible boards" for example
Lol.

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electricbugs2
03/13/20 4:12:11 AM
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PlsGodDontBanMe posted...
How old is she, 13, 14?
18 actually.

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PlsGodDontBanMe
03/13/20 4:35:34 AM
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wow, thats old for you, im impressed.

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jmikla
03/13/20 5:24:02 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Covid-19


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Keith_Valentine
03/13/20 5:28:10 PM
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Ivany2008 posted...
The feelings man. My buddy got married a couple years ago, only to find out that his wife was cheating on him a month in. Never saw him so devastated. This was the guy who lived through his mother leaving in the middle of the night and draining her daughters bank account, followed by his father dying out of nowhere a couple years later. He didn't drop one tear. But his wife cheating on him, and the subsequent divorce just took him over the edge.

That said, we had a little chuckle about a month ago on Valentines Day. The final divorce papers came in and was served to him on Valentines Day, so he was officially free from the heartless woman..... but not before she tried to sue him to get more out of him, even hired a lawyer to do it. What she didn't realize was she signed a prenup, so she couldn't get anything out of him. 1200 dollars later she got in touch with him, wondering if he would pay half the lawyers cost. You can guess the reaction he gave her.

Wow.

Never getting married. If a chick did that to me, it would not be pretty.
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inloveanddeath0
03/13/20 5:30:15 PM
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You're gonna be BLAMMING!!!

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03/13/20 5:30:29 PM
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