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UnfairRepresent 01/15/20 2:00:58 PM #1: |
Would you take it?
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So you'll be playing your favorite video game with your girlfriend when she will crawl past, dragging along something caught in a web to nibble on and be like: "Hey bro, don't mind me. Just gonna check out some of that Better Call Saul on Netflix. Come down and join me if you want. Later" And your girlfriend will be like "What the fuck was that!?" https://i.imgur.com/Z8pw4ov.jpg Would you take it? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC 01/15/20 2:02:23 PM #2: |
That's an oddly specific sum, but if she's not gonna be trying to capture and eat me, it would just be like having a regular roommate. And I'd never have to worry about home invaders. ^_^
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Kitt 01/15/20 2:03:13 PM #3: |
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UnfairRepresent 01/15/20 2:03:15 PM #4: |
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
but if she's not gonna be trying to capture and eat me, it would just be like having a regular roommate. Except they are a giant spider. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Korey 01/15/20 2:04:58 PM #5: |
No. I don't want a housemate. And while I have no particular fear of spiders, a giant being that "eats" by vomiting digestive acid on a meal before sucking it up is an absolute no.
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Veggeta_MAX 01/15/20 2:05:02 PM #6: |
Oh HAIL NAW
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UnfairRepresent 01/15/20 2:05:26 PM #7: |
The_Korey posted...
a giant being that "eats" by vomiting digestive acid on a meal before sucking it up is an absolute no. D-d....Do you not? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 01/15/20 2:08:12 PM #9: |
Can it be a big British black widow spider named Wesley?
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SauI_Goodman 01/15/20 2:09:26 PM #10: |
what are the chances of it ever turning on me
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YugiNoob 01/15/20 2:10:49 PM #11: |
dolomedes posted...
what's the drawback?Damn, beat me to it. I was gonna post: dolomedes: Whats the downside? lol --- Bun bun :3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vicious_Dios 01/15/20 2:12:54 PM #12: |
Like, indefinitely or for the remainder of the spider's lifetime?
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nevershine 01/15/20 2:13:31 PM #13: |
cool deal
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evilpresident 01/15/20 2:14:56 PM #14: |
The_Korey posted...
No. I don't want a housemate. And while I have no particular fear of spiders, a giant being that "eats" by vomiting digestive acid on a meal before sucking it up is an absolute no.You're thinking of flies. Spiders bite their prey to inject it with enzymes or something and then drink it. Like a smooty. --- Nothing to report here ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RebelElite791 01/15/20 2:15:21 PM #15: |
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IfGodCouldDie 01/15/20 2:17:25 PM #16: |
I'd take the deal but I'm unsure if my wife would let me.
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Questionmarktarius 01/15/20 2:18:37 PM #17: |
Do I have to take the money?
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WilliamPorygon 01/15/20 2:19:32 PM #18: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
So you'll be playing your favorite video game with your girlfriend when she will crawl pastIt's more likely the giant intelligent spider would be my girlfriend, tbh --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PrettyBoyFloyd 01/15/20 2:25:08 PM #19: |
I'd kill the thing for free and just remain poor.
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Silver Bearings 01/15/20 2:27:10 PM #20: |
If this spider was intelligent, wouldn't it eat me? Deal.
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UnfairRepresent 01/15/20 2:37:43 PM #21: |
Vicious_Dios posted...
Like, indefinitely or for the remainder of the spider's lifetime? The spider will outlive you Then go to the next guy who takes the deal --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Marmitecashews 01/15/20 2:38:18 PM #22: |
Does she have her own source of income?
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IronChef_Kirby 01/15/20 2:42:27 PM #23: |
Idk, whats this spiders personality like? Will she carry her weight with chores and stuff? Is she communicative and considerate? She seems cool from the snippet you posted, so I would probably be down especially with that $2,300,000 incentive.
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Puglia77 01/15/20 2:43:24 PM #24: |
Give me Muffet from Undertale
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Tupacrulez 01/15/20 2:46:15 PM #25: |
Soooo....
What does this spider eat? Cause at the point of being the size of the one in the photo. . . We're talking about a dog eating spider. --- Suck less, Rock Moar Company I work for sends screwed up pieces out all the time.-r4xor, the professional welder. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tsuyoi3 01/15/20 2:59:19 PM #26: |
She seems cool from the snippet you posted, so I would probably be down especially with that $2,300,000 incentive.This. WilliamPorygon posted... It's more likely the giant intelligent spider would be my girlfriend, tbhLol...>_>... Either way, I'd probably be scared the first couple times bit I'd get over it. --- Manliness transcends both space, and time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BigG777 01/15/20 3:03:58 PM #27: |
2.3 mil and a giant intelligent spider best friend? Hell yeah Ill take it!
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TheMikh 01/15/20 3:05:03 PM #28: |
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Evening_Dragon 01/15/20 3:05:43 PM #29: |
Is the spider plottinng to eat me, or anybody I know, at any point?
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southcoast09 01/15/20 3:06:44 PM #30: |
Tupacrulez posted...
Soooo....Its photoshop --- #MakeFinalFantasyGreatAgain ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 01/15/20 3:08:39 PM #31: |
Tupacrulez posted...
Soooo.... Yeah for real, and no matter how intelligent they are if they arent finding enough food they will start eating whatever they can get their legs on. I suppose you could buy meat in bulk with the money but idk how long thatd last. --- "It was some post on the NFL board that got him." -AwesomeToTheMAX ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 01/15/20 3:10:06 PM #32: |
Shablagoo posted...
Yeah for real, and no matter how intelligent they are if they arent finding enough food they will start eating whatever they can get their legs on. I suppose you could buy meat in bulk with the money but idk how long thatd last.That's certainly one way to keep raccoons from digging around in trashcans. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZevLoveDOOM 01/15/20 3:11:23 PM #33: |
give him a british accent and i'll accept it.
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Shablagoo 01/15/20 3:11:48 PM #34: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
That's certainly one way to keep raccoons from digging around in trashcans. True lol, Shelob over here would probably decimate their entire population in short order though --- "It was some post on the NFL board that got him." -AwesomeToTheMAX ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 01/15/20 3:25:07 PM #35: |
Evening_Dragon posted...
Is the spider plottinng to eat me, or anybody I know, at any point? You can ask the same question of any human --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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obeseexplosive 01/15/20 3:38:23 PM #36: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
I don't think many humans are plotting to eat him though. --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Evening_Dragon 01/15/20 3:39:42 PM #37: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
You can ask the same question of any human Different context. I don't know how spider personalities and motives cause them to operate. --- "A guy talking into the camera about politics? My favorite." - Phantom_Nook Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 01/15/20 4:40:06 PM #38: |
ZevLoveDOOM posted...
give him a british accent and i'll accept it. Her its a girl --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 01/15/20 4:44:56 PM #39: |
If she talks like Posh Spice, then deal.
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spanky1 01/15/20 4:47:38 PM #40: |
Maybe if it was one of those half woman spiders where the top half is a woman with big boobs and the bottom half is spider. But no not full spider.
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Mistere Man 01/15/20 5:00:59 PM #41: |
I will call them Jeff
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The_Korey 01/15/20 5:25:56 PM #42: |
spanky1 posted...
Maybe if it was one of those half woman spiders where the top half is a woman with big boobs and the bottom half is spider. That would help with my previous qualm immensely. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sZJQIUS3lmc/T4dOYUj3NFI/AAAAAAAAAWk/VrdxU7GKbL0/s1600/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_86.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/34/91/66/3491661222c70b48164428d509cff1f8.jpg --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 01/15/20 5:38:51 PM #43: |
Guess it depends on the personality. Won't have no bitchy spider in my house.
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Srk700 01/15/20 5:40:33 PM #44: |
As long as she won't suddenly decide to start adding humans to her diet I'd take the deal.
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brestugo 01/15/20 5:41:54 PM #45: |
Is it named Patches?
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Tupacrulez 01/15/20 7:27:47 PM #46: |
southcoast09 posted...
Its photoshopNo fucking shit it's Photoshop. --- Suck less, Rock Moar Company I work for sends screwed up pieces out all the time.-r4xor, the professional welder. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KFHEWUI 01/15/20 7:34:26 PM #47: |
Hey, as long as it does not try to use jack me up on candy and use my hyperactive blood sugar to
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bshwalker 01/17/20 10:58:06 AM #48: |
Id do it just to find out what happened to her eighth leg.
I dont see any downsides- Nobody will ever break in Aside from the course body hair, doesnt every guy want the figure 8 body with long legs? If we fall in love, she can spin webs and make clothes out of it. I would be totally GQ like a 70s pimp! she could play banjo, cook and wash dishes simultaneously. --- c.o.i. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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