Current Events > $12m but you have to have sex with Alexandra Daddario for the rest of your life

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specialkid8 12/27/19 8:50:25 AM #1:	As soon as you stop having sex with her you die. Sex here is defined as any stimulating interaction with either persons' genitals. You are also allowed a small window to change positions, etc. You don't die immediately after disengaging. You can also sleep, but you better be working right up until you fall asleep. <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:932111001] in $12m but y... [t:78285555]...</cite> <quote>As soon as you stop having sex with her you die. Sex here is defined as any stimulating interaction with either persons' genitals. You are also allowed a small window to change positions, etc. You don't die immediately after disengaging. You can also sleep, but you better be working right up until you fall asleep. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Musourenka 12/27/19 8:51:56 AM #2:	How do you spend money in that position? --- Shooing away pigeons crapping on debate tables is not a violation of the pigeons' free speech. <cite>Musourenka posted [p:932111045] in $12m but y... [t:78285555]...</cite> <quote>How do you spend money in that position? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac 12/27/19 8:53:22 AM #3:	Musourenka posted... How do you spend money in that position? Amazon --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:932111077] in $12m but y... [t:78285555]...</cite> <quote>Musourenka posted... </cite> <quote>How do you spend money in that position?</quote> Amazon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 12/27/19 8:56:05 AM #4:	She's cute. Remember when she fell in love with Charlie then he dumped her for the waitress? Yeah, no. I'd cum almost immediately :P --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:932111132] in $12m but y... [t:78285555]...</cite> <quote>She's cute. Remember when she fell in love with Charlie then he dumped her for the waitress? Yeah, no. I'd cum almost immediately :P </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MisterPengy 12/27/19 9:07:23 AM #5:	specialkid8 posted... Sex here is defined as any stimulating interaction with either persons' genitals. Ah, so I can just buy one of those remote control vibrators, have her stick it in and I'm good to go. --- Bosses are immune to the eat command so it won't be possible to end the final boss fight of the game by eating it. -VeghEsther <cite>MisterPengy posted [p:932111400] in $12m but y... [t:78285555]...</cite> <quote>specialkid8 posted... </cite> <quote> Sex here is defined as any stimulating interaction with either persons' genitals.</quote> Ah, so I can just buy one of those remote control vibrators, have her stick it in and I'm good to go. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
runuts27 12/27/19 9:08:48 AM #6:	Are you allowed to eat/go to the bathroom too? --- I'm interested in this... <cite>runuts27 posted [p:932111426] in $12m but y... [t:78285555]...</cite> <quote>Are you allowed to eat/go to the bathroom too? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 12/27/19 9:19:06 AM #7:	No thank you. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:932111664] in $12m but y... [t:78285555]...</cite> <quote>No thank you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 12/27/19 9:35:08 AM #8:	Tired-Insomniac posted... Amazon --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:932112124] in $12m but y... [t:78285555]...</cite> <quote>Tired-Insomniac posted... </cite> <quote>Amazon</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 12/27/19 5:54:43 PM #9:	runuts27 posted... Are you allowed to eat/go to the bathroom too? You can do whatever you want as long as you're still bumpin uglies. <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:932129926] in $12m but y... [t:78285555]...</cite> <quote>runuts27 posted... </cite> <quote>Are you allowed to eat/go to the bathroom too?</quote> You can do whatever you want as long as you're still bumpin uglies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > $12m but you have to have sex with Alexandra Daddario for the rest of your life