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-Kicksave-
12/24/19 7:41:27 PM
#1:


Its 2019:

  1. Die Hard is a Christmas film
  2. Last Christmas is a Christmas song
  3. All I Want for Christmas is You is the GOAT Christmas song (hey, I wish it werent true but the numbers dont lie)
  4. Chinese takeout is an acceptable substitute for ham or turkey for Christmas Dinner
  5. Its tacky to leave your Christmas lights on after New Years Day (not enough people are Catholic to know that Christmas extends 12 days or to Jan 6); also, never hang them before Thanksgiving Day



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Veggeta_MAX
12/24/19 7:44:43 PM
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You are such a rebel

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OrdonGoatCheese
12/24/19 7:45:09 PM
#3:


Were ... were people saying Last Christmas isn't a Christmas song?

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Strider102
12/24/19 7:46:39 PM
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It's Christmas time, and there's no need to be afraid
At Christmas time, we let in light and banish shade
And in our world of plenty, we can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the world
At Christmas time

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linid0t
12/24/19 7:47:18 PM
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#4 is trashy imo
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vigorm0rtis
12/24/19 7:48:01 PM
#6:


  1. Hell yeah.
  2. Of course.
  3. No. Oi! To the World by the Vandals, River by Joni Mitchell, and Another Lonely Christmas by Prince are all superior.
  4. Sure, whatever.
  5. Eh, whatever.

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Wedge Antilles
12/24/19 7:48:29 PM
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#3 is incorrect, it's Carol of the Bells by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra

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Stagmar
12/24/19 11:36:54 PM
#8:


There is nothing wrong with hanging them before then, after all its best to do it before the weather gets bad, but dont have them on until December.

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IShall_Run_Amok
12/24/19 11:42:54 PM
#11:


So, Christmas time is here again
Shove it up your vegan face
We'll do a lot more stuff in the New Year unless you're dead

People love different foods
Organic chicken is a snooze
I want more grease
And I want more chocolate cake

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InTheEyesOfFire
12/24/19 11:43:31 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
oh i thought this was gonna be about how christmas isn't actually jesus' birthday and it was derived from the Pagan holiday of Saturnalia

Likewise.

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-Kicksave-
12/25/19 12:59:32 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
this is true
This is not true. 25 years after its release All I Want for Christmas is You is #1 on the Billboard Charts. Not even the best Zeppelin, Beatles, or MJ songs could ever do this. Carey makes tens of millions in royalties every winter cause of this. Im not a fan, but the numbers dont lie.

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