Current Events > FORBES: Rise Of Skywalker Is The Worst Star Wars Movie Ever

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Why oh why did they make Han a smuggler again

He's a legendary hero of the Rebel Alliance and in the EU remains a formidable officer and role model

Why would you fuck with something so established and happy smh

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Now we admit Stat Wars was never really good to begin with.

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IShall_Run_Amok posted...

It sounds like a disaster, but there's still the prequels, and as I'm not dead from the neck up I doubt that a Star Wars movie will ever be worse than the prequels.

they already are, tfa was an unoriginal rehash therefore automatically worse than attack of the clones, tlj was dogshit.

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Attack of the Clones will remain my least favorite Star Wars movie till I can make a call on TRoS.

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Spooking posted...

Another check for Daddy!

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AvantgardeAClue posted...

Why oh why did they make Han a smuggler again

He's a legendary hero of the Rebel Alliance and in the EU remains a formidable officer and role model

Why would you fuck with something so established and happy smh

It wasnt established. And his marriage fell apart, his child turned on him, he had no cause to fight for, and returned to old habits. Seems pretty in character.

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Doom_Art posted...

I'm curious as to where the series will go now that the Skywalker Saga is over

If you watch RoS, the end shows that isn't exactly true. Re identifies herself as Rey Skywalker when asked her name, after having visited Luke's home she shared with his aunt and uncle. All while revealing a brand new lightsaber that is yellow

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SaccharineSmile posted...

https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson

Episode II turned Darth Vader into a whiny bitch-boy.

Unless this film reveals that he was also a pedophile, it couldn't possibly be the worst entry.

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The Dead Speak!

I laughed out loud and thought 'oh my god this movie is going to be such a fucking train wreck' when that was literally the very beginning of the movie, and I hope it becomes a meme.

But as it turned out, I actually enjoyed tRoS, and would say it's handily my favorite of the new trilogy. Of course that's not high praise considering TFA was a bland rehash and TLJ had two things I hated for every one thing I liked. The movie's still a hot mess in many ways: the biggest problem is that the pacing is terribly fast for the first half of the movie, and the existence of Palpatine is such painfully obvious damage control after TLJ. And even though the CGI Carrie Fisher is at least an improvement upon the Rogue One attempts, it's probably the most uncomfortable I've felt watching a reanimated actor. But other than that, for once I actually gave a shit about Rey, Finn, Poe, and Kylo, and just generally had a good time watching the movie.

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I know this is insensitive, but the timing of Carrie Fisher's death was really unfortunate. These films might have ended up very different if they could have killed off Leia instead of Luke in TLJ.

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I'll be happy when Star Wars is forgotten for another decade or so.

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Doom_Art posted...

I'm curious as to where the series will go now that the Skywalker Saga is over

hopefully in the trash where its always belonged

OrdonGoatCheese posted...

I'll be happy when Star Wars is forgotten for another decade or so.

lmao dog, Disney payed billions for Star Wars. The mouse wont let anyone forget Star Wars for a longggg time

Why does Forbes even have such an article lol

I could see if it were about ticket sales or something but

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Lucasfilm and Disneys The Rise of Skywalker feels explicitly crafted for the Rian Johnson ruined Star Wars! and George Lucas ruined my childhood! demographics, right down to its near erasure of Kelly Marie Trans Rose Tico. Its bad enough that adults no longer see grown-up movies in theaters, but now yesterdays geeks who have taken over pop culture feel entitled to have the kid-friendly franchises aimed at them as well.

okay this reviewer confirmed a hack.

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