Current Events > Lodged a formal complaint with HR, now allowed to use the bathroom on any floor

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No_U_L7
12/04/19 2:41:10 PM
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Backstory: my floor is like 85% male engineers so the bathroom stalls are always taken. I also have a bit of a shy sphincter so I cant use the bathroom when there people around, especially people I know,

So I started using the bathroom on a different floor...only to get chewed out by multiple senior engineers who caught me and threatened to report me because there are "sensitive areas" on that floor, ie war rooms used for emergencies. This happened THREE times.

Well I lodged a formal complaint with HR, saying that I do have clearance to access those floors and should be allowed to use any bathroom I want. HR sent out an email today stating all bathroom facilities are open to use for all floors. I win, as usual


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No_U_L7
12/04/19 3:25:20 PM
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EvalAngell
12/04/19 3:27:10 PM
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everybody poops bro. nothing to be shy about. just own it.

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No_U_L7
12/04/19 3:35:37 PM
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EvalAngell posted...
everybody poops bro. nothing to be shy about. just own it.


I'm not like everyone else, I'm better

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SmidgeIsntBack
12/04/19 3:37:48 PM
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Are you going to carry your personal toilet seat up a flight of stairs

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CyricZ
12/04/19 3:38:05 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
war rooms used for emergencies
Do you work at a super villain's lair

Seriously, as long as those areas are access controlled, there should be no problem. If those areas aren't as strictly controlled, then that's a problem on its own.

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jackgunney
12/04/19 3:40:16 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
I'm not like everyone else, I'm better
You're scared to shit in front of other guys, though.

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pogo_rabid
12/04/19 3:42:00 PM
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They fired the reception lady a few months ago. Now I can use the lobby restroom (big single person room with locking door). And have absolute privacy. Ain't nobody using that room. I could JO in there and nobody would be the wiser.

Best timeline.

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cmiller4642
12/04/19 3:44:59 PM
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You lodged a formal complaint with HR to cry and whine until something got changed that nobody else probably cared about?

You'd fit right in at my job
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No_U_L7
12/04/19 5:47:03 PM
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Bump to celebrate my victory

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refmon
12/04/19 5:48:11 PM
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jackgunney posted...
You're scared to shit in front of other guys



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DirkDiggles
12/04/19 5:49:18 PM
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I'll just log this into "Things that didn't happen."
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gunplagirl
12/04/19 5:49:56 PM
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Finally, a story by tc that I believe every single word of. Especially the part about getting chewed out repeatedly.

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Solar_Crimson
12/04/19 5:51:53 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
I'm not like everyone else, I'm better
Hard thing to say when you post on gamefaqs.gamespot.com.

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Hanky_Bannister
12/04/19 5:52:58 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
HR sent out an email today stating all bathroom facilities are open to use for all floors. I win, as usual

incoming security incident

gg, tc
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No_U_L7
12/04/19 6:02:27 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Hard thing to say when you post on gamefaqs.gamespot.com.


Damn, do you take comedy classes, how did you possibly come up with such a creative burn

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Hexenherz
12/04/19 6:17:07 PM
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OP's is the weirdest fucking gimmick (even if it's real), every other topic the guy makes is about going to a bathroom in a facility with sensitive war rooms on a certain floor.

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AlecSkorpio
12/04/19 6:20:15 PM
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Now everyone knows you're a shy pooper

Hardly a win.

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Keith_Valentine
12/04/19 6:20:17 PM
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Op is an Asian badass.
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kingdrake2
12/04/19 6:22:56 PM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
Now everyone knows you're a shy pooper

Hardly a win.


i don't like taking dumps in public bathrooms for a reason :(.
only in the worse case i'll do so in an emergency.

last time i had to relieve myself because my bladder likes to say "it has to go" at the worse possible time.

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No_U_L7
12/04/19 6:23:22 PM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
Now everyone knows you're a shy pooper

Hardly a win.


No one else but HR knows I filed a complaint, or that there even was a complaint

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GoodOlJr
12/04/19 6:25:03 PM
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Im going to go to the bathroom at the same time as TC, hum and clear my throat constantly, and start small talk that doesnt need to take place

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AlecSkorpio
12/04/19 6:25:21 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
No one else but HR knows I filed a complaint, or that there even was a complaint


The ones who chewed you out know

And now they snicker about it

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No_U_L7
12/04/19 6:26:41 PM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
The ones who chewed you out know

And now they snicker about it


How would they know...all they know is there was a change in policy. These incidents occurred over 3 months too

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Akagami_Shanks
12/04/19 6:27:24 PM
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ok karen

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AlecSkorpio
12/04/19 6:28:14 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
How would they know...all they know is there was a change in policy. These incidents occurred over 3 months too


They're not stupid dude. They are not the bimbos you fuck.

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Crazyman93
12/04/19 6:31:47 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
I'll just log this into "Things that didn't happen."

I mean, I have TC tagged as "Stuff that never happened."
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Crazyman93
12/04/19 6:33:30 PM
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@AlecSkorpio posted...


They're not stupid dude. They are not the bimbos lie about saying you fuck.

FTFY
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Hanky_Bannister
12/04/19 6:33:38 PM
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Crazyman93 posted...


I mean, I have TC tagged as "Stuff that never happened."

Oh yeah its all lies but at least its fun lies; not somebody slurping Trump
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No_U_L7
12/04/19 6:40:15 PM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
They're not stupid dude. They are not the bimbos you fuck.


Who cares lmao, I won

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XxKrazyChaosxX
12/04/19 6:48:52 PM
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jackgunney posted...
You're scared to shit in front of other guys, though.


"There's someone taking a shit in a bathroom!"

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Hexenherz
12/04/19 6:49:16 PM
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Lodged a formal complaint with HR, now time to lodge a formal excrement with the WC.

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No_U_L7
12/04/19 6:55:46 PM
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Guess where I just took a monster shit?!

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Hexenherz
12/04/19 6:58:10 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Guess where I just took a monster shit?!
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events

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Crazyman93
12/04/19 10:15:29 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Guess where I just took a monster shit?!

You made another topic?
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smoliske
12/04/19 10:25:28 PM
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DanHaren2019
12/04/19 10:31:15 PM
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I work at a hospital. One of the first things you do when starting new is identify a designated pooping bathroom, one with the least traffic. Usually on one of the top floors after you've gone down multiple hallways. Nothing better than pooping in peace at work.
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