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AlisLandale
11/30/19 8:54:19 PM
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What the fuck, movie?

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PlsGodDontBanMe
11/30/19 8:55:13 PM
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yeah idk if the director hates women or something, because that scene was fucking brutal and she was the one person out of everyone who didnt deserve to die.

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TheDreadedWave
11/30/19 8:55:50 PM
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Yeah such a mean spirited death and like no one even cares

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Zikten
11/30/19 8:56:21 PM
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And then nobody in the movie is sad later for her. They just forget about her
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Guy_Fieri
11/30/19 8:57:19 PM
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Didn't she get eaten by like 3 three things in a row
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Skye Reynolds
11/30/19 8:58:36 PM
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It was a stupid, over the top moment that felt intentionally padded.

Now, if that had happened to the older brother, that would've been the best scene of the movie. <_<
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Zikten
11/30/19 9:00:28 PM
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Guy_Fieri posted...
Didn't she get eaten by like 3 three things in a row

I think she got fought over by like 2 flying dinosaurs and then a giant sea dino swallowed everyone after leaping out of the water
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Delirious_Beard
11/30/19 9:05:59 PM
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god that movie was so fucking bad
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Zack_Attackv1
11/30/19 9:10:43 PM
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I try not to remember Jurassic World in general.
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Neoconkers
12/01/19 7:18:10 PM
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Delirious_Beard posted...
god that movie was so fucking bad



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El Mexicano Texano
12/01/19 7:19:23 PM
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_Rinku_
12/01/19 7:19:48 PM
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Neoconkers posted...
Delirious_Beard posted...
god that movie was so fucking bad



I thought the first Jurassic World was okay. Entertaining, at least.

The second one was legitimately awful though.
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AlecSkorpio
12/01/19 7:22:27 PM
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I always heard there was some subplot that was supposed to make you hate her that got cut but idk how true that is
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Kajagogo
12/01/19 7:22:51 PM
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There was a nanny in Fallen Kingdom, not Jurassic World.
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HylianFox
12/01/19 7:22:59 PM
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yeah, that was hilarious

her death was so overdone and not deserved at all

Kajagogo posted... There was a nanny in Fallen Kingdom, not Jurassic World.


no, JW had the nanny that was grabbed by a pterodactyl, dropped, grabbed by something else, then finally she was torn in half by the plesiosaur thing

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Grindcorp9000
12/01/19 7:25:56 PM
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I actually liked that part. They are fucking dinosaurs, they don't give a shit if she is good or bad.

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HylianFox
12/01/19 7:26:50 PM
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Grindcorp9000 posted...
I actually liked that part. They are fucking dinosaurs, they don't give a shit if she is good or bad.


that's my take, it was overdone and undeserved but that's kind of the point

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MARKINGRAM22
12/01/19 7:27:49 PM
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PlsGodDontBanMe posted...
yeah idk if the director hates women or something, because that scene was fucking brutal and she was the one person out of everyone who didnt deserve to die.
Literally was the only female death, and of course it is called misogynistic... Plenty of men who did nothing wrong were killed in horrible ways in the original movies, you dunce.
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au_gold
12/01/19 7:28:36 PM
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That was the best part of the movie.

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HylianFox
12/01/19 7:30:57 PM
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MARKINGRAM22 posted...
Literally was the only female death, and of course it is called misogynistic... Plenty of men who did nothing wrong were killed in horrible ways in the original movies, you dunce.


yeah, it's not like Muldoon did anything that necessitated his face being torn off by a clevah girl

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GATTJT
12/01/19 7:33:56 PM
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HylianFox posted...
yeah, it's not like Muldoon did anything that necessitated his face being torn off by a clevah girl
Did that one guy that was torn in half by the two Rexes in Lost World do anything bad? I can't remember.

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Skye Reynolds
12/01/19 7:35:03 PM
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Was she seriously the only woman in the series to get killed? The second movie apparently had a little girl eaten by compsognathuses, but then they got cold feet and said two scenes later that she was in the hospital and going to make a full recovery.

In general, Jurassic Park needs more female characters. Ellie was awesome. Claire is pretty decent. Lex was a great child character. The rest are pretty forgettable. I only remember the Native American girl from the last film because the filmmakers censored her lesbian revelation to appease the international market.
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Kajagogo
12/01/19 7:35:30 PM
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GATTJT posted...
HylianFox posted...
yeah, it's not like Muldoon did anything that necessitated his face being torn off by a clevah girl
Did that one guy that was torn in half by the two Rexes in Lost World do anything bad? I can't remember.


No. He was trying to save the lives of three people hanging over the side of a cliff and got killed for it.
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Skye Reynolds
12/01/19 7:35:48 PM
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HylianFox posted...


He was a hunter. That's a death sentence in Spielberg movies.
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masterpug53
12/01/19 7:36:13 PM
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And vile-ass Vincent D'onofrio (sp) got the courtesy of an offscreen death, lol.
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dave_is_slick
12/01/19 7:43:24 PM
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Grindcorp9000 posted...
I actually liked that part. They are fucking dinosaurs, they don't give a shit if she is good or bad.

So? This isn't real life. The writers made it happen and it makes no sense why someone like her got what was essentially a villain's death.
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thronedfire2
12/01/19 7:45:22 PM
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Meh, I didnt think it felt any more brutal than the guy getting ripped in half by the two Rexes in Lost World.

But it that guy did something heroic right before so we actually liked him. The nanny just kinda got caught in the crossfire

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Benify
12/01/19 8:02:21 PM
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People die in horrible deaths irl all the time.
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Kajagogo
12/01/19 8:08:57 PM
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HylianFox posted...
yeah, that was hilarious

her death was so overdone and not deserved at all

Kajagogo posted... There was a nanny in Fallen Kingdom, not Jurassic World.


no, JW had the nanny that was grabbed by a pterodactyl, dropped, grabbed by something else, then finally she was torn in half by the plesiosaur thing


She wasn't a nanny.
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coh
12/01/19 8:10:25 PM
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thought this was about the nanny in Fallen Kingdom and got super confused. Like was there a deleted scene or something? Because she kinda just disappeared offscreen lol
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ultimate reaver
12/01/19 8:13:03 PM
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Benify posted...
People die in horrible deaths irl all the time.


its a movie, people dont usually get long protracted death scenes like that as anything but comeuppance outside of horror movies

jurassic world was stupid

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Grindcorp9000
12/01/19 8:17:57 PM
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dave_is_slick posted...
So? This isn't real life. The writers made it happen and it makes no sense why someone like her got what was essentially a villain's death.


Life is a bitch and sometimes unfair. That's what I took from it. Subvert expectations.

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HylianFox
12/01/19 8:33:48 PM
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Kajagogo posted...
She wasn't a nanny.
whatever she was she was still in charge of looking after Bryce's idiot kids

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yusiko
12/01/19 8:37:08 PM
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in the first movie alan grant didnt like kids but was forced to look after some and that made him a hero
in world she didnt like kids but was forced to look after some so she got the most horrific death in the movie

i think the whole misogyny take comes from her death was the kind of over the top awful that is usually reserved for villains
typically victims who didnt really deserve to die get much less over the top deaths or heroic ones
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TheDreadedWave
12/01/19 8:38:36 PM
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coh posted...
Because she kinda just disappeared offscreen
That's what happened to the woman in World until they decided to bring her back only to have to her die horribly

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dave_is_slick
12/01/19 9:11:53 PM
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Grindcorp9000 posted...
Subvert expectations.

You do know that damn near every time that term is used it's to justify bad writing?
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