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ssj3vegeta_
11/30/19 2:49:19 PM
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I remember watching salma hayek in some hot movie and just started humping da air for some reason and it just happened lmao

I was scared doe
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MrK3V
11/30/19 2:52:48 PM
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i came in a sink

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Irony
11/30/19 2:53:09 PM
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I was scared and confused

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Flockaveli
11/30/19 2:53:22 PM
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Asa Akira

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HylianFox
11/30/19 2:56:00 PM
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I don't recall it feeling like much of anything
I was sorta playing with myself one day and all this white stuff came out

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Strider102
11/30/19 2:56:01 PM
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"I just do this? I don't get it."

*5 seconds later*

"Omg wtf just happened!?"

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lilORANG
11/30/19 3:12:28 PM
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Mostly by accident and very confusing. I lived in fear the next few weeks because I was ashamed that id sinned and God was disappointed in me.
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Irony
11/30/19 3:13:14 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Mostly by accident and very confusing. I lived in fear the next few weeks because I was ashamed that id sinned and God was disappointed in me.
He was deeding back to back with you my son.

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Squall28
11/30/19 3:15:02 PM
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Hey this feels pretty good....oh god what's happening
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BigTee66
11/30/19 3:16:41 PM
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Ran into a hour long random porn video on an old image server on accident, 3 thick ladies and one dude. I felt envy for that dude and understood why sex was popular and a must have, then I started getting shaky and such. and...That poor pillow I had didnt stand a chance. It felt friggen good, but then feared that it would become addictive so, but stopped caring and started dating and such.

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brestugo
11/30/19 3:19:58 PM
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WTF just happened? And how soon can I do it again?
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Touch
11/30/19 3:20:17 PM
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EverDownward
11/30/19 3:21:40 PM
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Skinemax was a channel, naturally, and of course they showed softcore porn in the middle of the night. I actually remember the name of the movie I was watching when it happened. I felt...weird, like I didn't know what I was doing. Confused, like a lot of people here. Like, why does this feel good?
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Feline_Heart
11/30/19 3:22:51 PM
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Id heard of jacking off but the few times that Id tried to do it before nothing happened because I always stopped at that point where you first get that tingly sensation. So that time I watched some porn and decided to continue stroking even after I got that feeling and when it came out it felt like a volcanic eruption lol
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JimCarrysToe
11/30/19 3:32:16 PM
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I did it like they do on the discovery channel to a pillow lol. I humped a pillow for a bit and just as I orgasmed I stopped, if you saw me you'd think I got hit in the crotch with a baseball bat. It was horrible. Tried again for some reason a year or two later and didn't stop that time and it was amazing.

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Autocraticus
11/30/19 3:35:39 PM
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I found some website that let you stream midis while watching some 240p videos. This was back in the dialup days so finding something of even that quality was pretty amazing. Steamchat or streamchat, something like that.

I remember the video, and I remember when it was finished it actually sort of hurt inside? I swore I never would try that again. But then I was back at it 5 minutes later.
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ModLogic
11/30/19 3:36:32 PM
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FBI should be alerted about this topic

grown ass man TC
potential under 18 posters

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alimajor
11/30/19 3:38:06 PM
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It was by accident, I remember it was late at night and I was touching myself while watching one of those old Girls Gone Wild infomercials they showed on Comedy Central. It felt so good that now I have a porn addiction that Im dealing with today
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SoundNetwork
11/30/19 3:38:47 PM
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i was lying down and then it happened

my whole body seized up and i involuntarily sat up

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LinkPizza
11/30/19 3:39:10 PM
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I think I kept stopping because I thought I had to pee...
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SoundNetwork
11/30/19 3:39:14 PM
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ModLogic posted...
FBI should be alerted about this topic

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everyone on ce is like 40

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SSJCAT
11/30/19 3:40:30 PM
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i was like 11 or something lying in bed and i remember i used to rub on my booty hole at night because it felt good but i knew it was naughty but one night i actually like stuck my finger in and was going at it for a while and i was like holy shit this feels way too good like my dong is gonna explode and then well... it did.

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Deadpool_18
11/30/19 3:53:41 PM
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Confusing
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HylianFox
11/30/19 3:54:52 PM
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SoundNetwork posted...
everyone on ce is like 40
33 here

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LinkPizza
11/30/19 3:55:28 PM
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HylianFox posted...
SoundNetwork posted...
everyone on ce is like 40
33 here

30 for me...
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Garioshi
11/30/19 3:55:48 PM
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I did it with my thighs

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ssj3vegeta_
12/01/19 1:37:45 AM
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au_gold
12/01/19 1:47:16 AM
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Cathartic.

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l--l
12/01/19 1:48:24 AM
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RIP teddy bear

*cough*

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Dark_Spiret
12/01/19 1:50:11 AM
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confusing.
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SableWolfAngel
12/01/19 1:50:31 AM
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I had tried it a few times, but never finished. I remember it was sometime in winter when I was in high school and I had just finished shoveling the walk. I laid down in bed and just tried to imitate the motions done to me when I had oral sex because, before then, I had only orgasmed during oral sex. I finally was able to finish on my own for the first time. I was so excited I called my best friend and told him. He was really excited for me, too. So I guess I did things a little bit backwards since I couldn't do it by myself until someone did it for me.
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Scotty_Rogers
12/01/19 1:54:51 AM
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This is one creepy topic.

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Killmonger
12/01/19 1:56:48 AM
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-l___________l- posted...
playing with myself for probably like 2 months prior but I had never actually finished (I guess I didn't do it long enough or something?). started watching porn and doing it....I was like "HOLY SHIT" when it happened, I and then after the orgasm I felt amazing, but very sleepy. It was quite different to any orgasm that I've felt since then really,


LinkPizza posted...
I think I kept stopping because I thought I had to pee...
This.
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nevershine
12/01/19 1:58:39 AM
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I dunno, I was in the bathtub and just tried it without really knowing what to do until I was done.
Apparently I was squeezing too hard because the next day, my lil dude was all swollen. Poor guy.

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