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Bootyhole 11/08/19 7:44:38 PM #1: |
Bible > 1 Samuel > Chapter 18 > Verse 27 1 Samuel 18:27 New International Version David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage. What Whaaaat why would you want that many foreskins my king what are you doing with those things lol My guy even had them count them in front of him whaaaat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bootyhole 11/08/19 7:45:32 PM #2: |
How this king know the foreskins were even palestinian
Shit this book is crazy why didnt I read it sooner ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chicken 11/08/19 7:45:36 PM #3: |
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Jagr_68 11/08/19 7:47:02 PM #4: |
Chicken posted...
They used them as rubber bands back in the day. Very versatile. I can't tell if trolling or stating a weird ass fact. Seeing people tie shit with foreskins sounds believable --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bootyhole 11/08/19 7:48:58 PM #5: |
Chicken posted...
They used them as rubber bands back in the day. Very versatile. Nooooooo no no no i hope not cmon man ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Matchabuu_ 11/08/19 7:50:38 PM #6: |
Lord that is a CURSED maybe fact
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TeaMilk 11/08/19 7:51:16 PM #7: |
Bootyhole posted...
why would you want that many foreskins my king what are you doing with those things lolforeskin soup! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 11/08/19 7:52:15 PM #8: |
Is this the weirdest thing youve happened upon in the Bible? Do Old Testament stuff next
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Bootyhole 11/08/19 7:52:44 PM #9: |
_Matchabuu_ posted...
Lord that is a CURSED maybe fact I'm sweating just thinking about living in that age Biblical times were the original game of thrones TeaMilk posted... foreskin soup! or onion rings ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bootyhole 11/08/19 7:54:06 PM #10: |
R1masher posted...
Is this the weirdest thing youve happened upon in the Bible? Do Old Testament stuff next Hmm I have heard about the wife being commanded to cut off her husbands nuts or something in deuteronomy and I think theres something somewhere about a woman having sex with an animal or maybe God threatens if she sexes the animal she will be killed ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 11/08/19 7:54:51 PM #11: |
Bootyhole posted...
I'm sweating just thinking about living in that agecalamari --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 11/08/19 8:01:47 PM #12: |
Bootyhole posted...
what are you doing with those things lol Foreskin rinds, duh. --- Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand. Sampson, Terrordactyl PSN: DarkHoosier ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hanky_Bannister 11/08/19 8:15:26 PM #13: |
the bible is crazy shit
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