Current Events > Your reaction: Your teenage daughter is dating The Balrog

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UnfairRepresent 10/22/19 2:40:57 PM #1:	You know your teenage daughter has been seeing someone for a little while and she says she wants to introduce you. She tells you her partner will be coming over for dinner. Then exclaims: "Oh! He's outside! Now daddy, don't get mad, I know how you can be. But you should know, he is foreign. So don't make this weird okay?" You look outside and too your horror discover that it is the Balrog "Heeeeeeey my big Ballyroggy! I mean it's like, isn't he just great. He's not like them other boys they're all so dumb and immature." How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:929099312] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>You know your teenage daughter has been seeing someone for a little while and she says she wants to introduce you. She tells you her partner will be coming over for dinner. Then exclaims: "Oh! He's outside! Now daddy, don't get mad, I know how you can be. But you should know, he is foreign. So don't make this weird okay?" You look outside and too your horror discover that it is the Balrog "Heeeeeeey my big Ballyroggy! I mean it's like, isn't he just great. He's not like them other boys they're all so dumb and immature." How do you react? What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HypnoCoosh 10/22/19 2:44:23 PM #2:	Slow news day Unfair? --- "If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter." George Washington <cite>HypnoCoosh posted [p:929099462] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>Slow news day Unfair?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 10/22/19 2:56:00 PM #3:	YOU SHALL NOT PASS! ~~caps~~ --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:929099936] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>YOU SHALL NOT PASS! caps </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 10/22/19 3:03:03 PM #4:	looks at daughter "Fly, you fool!" looks at Balrog "The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun!!! Go back to the shadow!" --- FFBE ID: Auridon 026,966,120 Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:929100197] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>looks at daughter "Fly, you fool!" looks at Balrog "The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun!!! Go back to the shadow!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/23/19 3:44:29 AM #5:	nevershine posted... YOU SHALL NOT PASS! ~~caps~~ "Daaaaaaad" --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:929126418] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>nevershine posted...</cite> <quote>YOU SHALL NOT PASS! caps </quote> "Daaaaaaad"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaliesto 10/23/19 4:25:11 AM #6:	Aribeth was hot. --- Gimme dat, gimme dat, gimme dat DramaFAQs-misterbum <cite>Kaliesto posted [p:929126878] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>Aribeth was hot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/23/19 4:57:37 AM #7:	Kaliesto posted... Aribeth was hot. Yes --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:929127202] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>Kaliesto posted...</cite> <quote>Aribeth was hot. </quote> Yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sir Cyrus 10/23/19 5:10:49 AM #8:	Mr. D.B. Ballyroggles is welcome in my house any time. --- The true knight would save the virgin from being sacrificed. The true adventurer would ensure that she could never be a virgin sacrifice again. <cite>Sir Cyrus posted [p:929127356] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>Mr. D.B. Ballyroggles is welcome in my house any time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 10/23/19 5:12:08 AM #9:	No. Just no. If she wants to date M. Bison, or Goro, or Magneto (even though they're all older than me), and it makes her happy, then fine. But no. She's not dating a goddamn incel fire monster that lives in a cave. I forbid it. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:929127376] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>No. Just no. If she wants to date M. Bison, or Goro, or Magneto (even though they're all older than me), and it makes her happy, then fine. But no. She's not dating a goddamn incel fire monster that lives in a cave. I forbid it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Middle hope 10/23/19 5:12:40 AM #10:	I recreate the damn daniel videos move for move --- https://i.imgtc.ws/MAd5hwq.gif <cite>Middle hope posted [p:929127384] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>I recreate the damn daniel videos move for move </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 10/23/19 5:54:11 AM #11:	So, Balrog, you're in the mining business? --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:929127802] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>So, Balrog, you're in the mining business?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 10/23/19 6:00:09 AM #12:	I would tell my daughter, "Girls wanting to date men like their fathers is just a saying sweetie. Find a nice Dnedain instead." (In this scenario, I am also a Balrog) --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:929127867] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>I would tell my daughter, "Girls wanting to date men like their fathers is just a saying sweetie. Find a nice Dnedain instead." (In this scenario, I am also a Balrog)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 10/23/19 6:04:53 AM #13:	...well... he sure aint like them other boys, thats for sure... Is he even able to get inside without destroying the house? Aint they like 12-18 feet tall? --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:929127923] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>...well... he sure aint like them other boys, thats for sure... Is he even able to get inside without destroying the house? Aint they like 12-18 feet tall?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
unpleasant_milk 10/23/19 6:09:32 AM #14:	Getting table reservations in a fancy restaurant could be a problem --- GT unpleasant milk #I want a poacher skin rug ~ http://imgur.com/a/V10yv <cite>unpleasant_milk posted [p:929127983] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>Getting table reservations in a fancy restaurant could be a problem</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AsianFury2020 10/23/19 6:26:56 AM #15:	Strider102 posted... looks at daughter "Fly, you fool!" looks at Balrog "The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun!!! Go back to the shadow!" Literally a perfect post.. --- Kaze no yo ni Hayaku! <cite>AsianFury2020 posted [p:929128226] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>Strider102 posted...</cite> <quote>looks at daughter "Fly, you fool!" looks at Balrog "The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun!!! Go back to the shadow!"</quote> Literally a perfect post..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/23/19 7:31:15 AM #16:	unpleasant_milk posted... Getting table reservations in a fancy restaurant could be a problem I'd like to see the restaurant that turns down a balrog --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:929129149] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>unpleasant_milk posted...</cite> <quote>Getting table reservations in a fancy restaurant could be a problem</quote> I'd like to see the restaurant that turns down a balrog</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
unpleasant_milk 10/23/19 7:33:20 AM #17:	UnfairRepresent posted... unpleasant_milk posted... Getting table reservations in a fancy restaurant could be a problem I'd like to see the restaurant that turns down a balrog Oh idk, some of these high end maitre d's can be quite hardcore. --- GT unpleasant milk #I want a poacher skin rug ~ http://imgur.com/a/V10yv <cite>unpleasant_milk posted [p:929129186] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>unpleasant_milk posted...</cite> <quote>Getting table reservations in a fancy restaurant could be a problem</quote> I'd like to see the restaurant that turns down a balrog</quote> Oh idk, some of these high end maitre d's can be quite hardcore.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 10/23/19 7:41:10 AM #18:	No daughter of mine is dating a ceman --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://imgur.com/FKDXbHs <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:929129301] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>No daughter of mine is dating a ceman</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 10/23/19 9:34:06 AM #19:	unpleasant_milk posted... Oh idk, some of these high end maitre d's can be quite hardcore. Maitre'd: I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here. Balrog: What did you say?! Maitre'd: YOU SHALL NOT PASS! --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:929131548] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>unpleasant_milk posted... </cite> <quote>Oh idk, some of these high end maitre d's can be quite hardcore.</quote> Maitre'd: I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here. Balrog: What did you say?! Maitre'd: YOU SHALL NOT PASS! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Balrog0 10/23/19 9:35:09 AM #20:	hard to see the issue --- But to you who are listening I say: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. <cite>Balrog0 posted [p:929131581] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>hard to see the issue </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
scar the 1 10/23/19 9:41:24 AM #21:	Which Balrog? There are several. Some, I assume, are OK. --- Stop being so aggressively argumentative for no reason. - UnfairRepresent <cite>scar the 1 posted [p:929131774] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>Which Balrog? There are several. Some, I assume, are OK.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
andel 10/23/19 9:42:57 AM #22:	@Balrog0 --- I am thinking about just walking into the river now that Megaupload is gone and condoms are in porn.-Fubonis <cite>andel posted [p:929131806] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>@Balrog0</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spudger 10/23/19 9:45:25 AM #23:	thats Bestiality, tc --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html <cite>spudger posted [p:929131881] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>thats Bestiality, tc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/23/19 9:56:53 AM #24:	Balrog0 posted... hard to see the issue I didn't say there was an issue I asked how would react --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:929132219] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>Balrog0 posted...</cite> <quote>hard to see the issue </quote> I didn't say there was an issue I asked how would react</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 10/23/19 9:59:08 AM #25:	Is it one of those fake bewinged balrogs? --- "Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator." <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:929132307] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>Is it one of those fake bewinged balrogs?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/23/19 10:42:54 AM #26:	DeadBankerDream posted... Is it one of those fake bewinged balrogs? I guess that depends on what your daughter is wearing --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:929133653] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>DeadBankerDream posted...</cite> <quote>Is it one of those fake bewinged balrogs?</quote> I guess that depends on what your daughter is wearing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ASithLord7 10/23/19 11:26:49 AM #27:	Which one --- https://imgur.com/VZeCB RebelElite791 <cite>ASithLord7 posted [p:929135191] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>Which one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaliesto 10/24/19 6:07:19 AM #28:	spudger posted... thats Bestiality, tc Well actually, Demonality? --- Gimme dat, gimme dat, gimme dat DramaFAQs-misterbum <cite>Kaliesto posted [p:929170391] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>spudger posted... </cite> <quote>thats Bestiality, tc</quote> Well actually, Demonality? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reverend_Wilson 10/24/19 6:12:40 AM #29:	Kaliesto posted... Aribeth was hot. agreed. Makes me want to play Neverwinter Nights again. --- I like to eat poop. <cite>Reverend_Wilson posted [p:929170461] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>Kaliesto posted...</cite> <quote>Aribeth was hot. </quote> agreed. Makes me want to play Neverwinter Nights again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/24/19 7:47:20 AM #30:	Reverend_Wilson posted... Kaliesto posted... Aribeth was hot. agreed. Makes me want to play Neverwinter Nights again. Some of the fan made modules are amazing --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:929171956] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>Reverend_Wilson posted...</cite> <quote>Kaliesto posted...</cite> <quote>Aribeth was hot. </quote> agreed. Makes me want to play Neverwinter Nights again.</quote> Some of the fan made modules are amazing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/24/19 11:23:15 AM #31:	ASithLord7 posted... Which one "My boyfriend is Chinese " "Which one?" How do you respond to that question? That one --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:929178193] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>ASithLord7 posted...</cite> <quote>Which one</quote> "My boyfriend is Chinese " "Which one?" How do you respond to that question? That one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
scar the 1 10/24/19 11:48:34 AM #32:	UnfairRepresent posted... ASithLord7 posted... Which one "My boyfriend is Chinese " "Which one?" How do you respond to that question? That one Your scenario is that my teenage daughter is dating The Balrog. "My boyfriend is The Chinese" would be the proper simile here --- Stop being so aggressively argumentative for no reason. - UnfairRepresent <cite>scar the 1 posted [p:929179094] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>ASithLord7 posted...</cite> <quote>Which one</quote> "My boyfriend is Chinese " "Which one?" How do you respond to that question? That one</quote> Your scenario is that my teenage daughter is dating The Balrog. "My boyfriend is The Chinese" would be the proper simile here</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ASithLord7 10/24/19 1:26:12 PM #33:	UnfairRepresent posted... ASithLord7 posted... Which one "My boyfriend is Chinese " "Which one?" How do you respond to that question? That one You said the Balrog. Which Balrog? --- https://imgur.com/VZeCB RebelElite791 <cite>ASithLord7 posted [p:929183150] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>ASithLord7 posted...</cite> <quote>Which one</quote> "My boyfriend is Chinese " "Which one?" How do you respond to that question? That one</quote> You said the Balrog. Which Balrog?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThanksUglyGod 10/24/19 1:30:06 PM #34:	AsianFury2020 posted... Strider102 posted... looks at daughter "Fly, you fool!" looks at Balrog "The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun!!! Go back to the shadow!" Literally a perfect post.. <cite>ThanksUglyGod posted [p:929183326] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>AsianFury2020 posted...</cite> <quote>Strider102 posted...</cite> <quote>looks at daughter "Fly, you fool!" looks at Balrog "The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun!!! Go back to the shadow!"</quote> Literally a perfect post..</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marmitecashews 10/24/19 1:50:06 PM #35:	I would play Tenacious D's Tribute. --- http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Felicity_Fieldmouse http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_Underground <cite>Marmitecashews posted [p:929184261] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>I would play Tenacious D's Tribute.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/25/19 1:19:57 PM #36:	Marmitecashews posted... I would play Tenacious D's Tribute. Be you angels? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:929226607] in Your react... [t:78103719]...</cite> <quote>Marmitecashews posted...</cite> <quote>I would play Tenacious D's Tribute.</quote> Be you angels?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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