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pogo_rabid
09/16/19 5:11:45 PM
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I can't believe it's happening.

https://variety.com/2019/film/news/legendary-bert-kreischers-the-machine-1203337452/
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Hanky_Bannister
09/16/19 5:13:05 PM
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racist? wtf is wrong with you?
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pogo_rabid
09/16/19 5:15:03 PM
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Hanky_Bannister posted...
racist? wtf is wrong with you?

WTF is wrong with you!?
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R1masher
09/16/19 5:15:05 PM
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Well hes white... so
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pogo_rabid
09/16/19 5:15:17 PM
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Zangulus posted...
So... how is he racist? Ive literally never heard that before...

Clearly, you're not down with the mommies.
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Hanky_Bannister
09/16/19 5:15:44 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
Hanky_Bannister posted...
racist? wtf is wrong with you?

WTF is wrong with you!?

you are lying. he isnt racist.
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pogo_rabid
09/16/19 5:16:09 PM
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Hanky_Bannister posted...
pogo_rabid posted...
Hanky_Bannister posted...
racist? wtf is wrong with you?

WTF is wrong with you!?

you are lying. he isnt racist.

Just do a google search for "burnt crysler racist fat", it'll make sense.
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HylianFox
09/16/19 5:17:08 PM
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i have no idea who that is

(i got warned the last time I said "who', so beware)
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pogo_rabid
09/16/19 5:19:35 PM
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HylianFox posted...
i have no idea who that is

(i got warned the last time I said "who', so beware)

One of my favorite standups. His "Machine" story is pretty legendary. Pumped for his movie to come out. He deserves it.
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GiftedACIII
09/16/19 5:19:39 PM
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HylianFox posted...
i have no idea who that is

(i got warned the last time I said "who', so beware)

Pretty sure this only happens if youre asking about someone whos dead/got raped/seriously suffered in some way.
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pogo_rabid
09/16/19 5:20:35 PM
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Zangulus posted...
pogo_rabid posted...
Zangulus posted...
So... how is he racist? Ive literally never heard that before...

Clearly, you're not down with the mommies.


So you cant back up your bullshit.


Burnt Crysler is the most fat and most racist comedian tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQZQJjeeMwA" data-time="

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV3fvqEorU0" data-time="

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Hanky_Bannister
09/16/19 5:23:26 PM
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so this is a trolling topic thats some kind of inside joke?
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pogo_rabid
09/16/19 5:26:57 PM
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Hanky_Bannister posted...
so this is a trolling topic thats some kind of inside joke?

The TL:DR

So Burt is good friends with comedian Tom Segura, it's been a long running joke that they troll each other on social media. A while back, Tom started fat shaming by getting his fans to spam Bert with "Bert is fat" memes. Over time it escalated because Tom thought it'd be funny to do the same thing with "Bert is racist". It's a running gag between a few of their podcasts where his fans go around calling Bert (Called Burnt Crysler), "the most racist and fattest comedian". Bert gets a kick out of it, which is why the meme lasted as long. Fan of their podcasts/interviews/social media/ect.. would get the joke. I was hoping someone here may have been part of the fandom and picked up on it.

But now I explained it, so it's not nearly as funny anymore :/
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Smashingpmkns
09/16/19 5:27:21 PM
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I heard he has a huge nazi paraphernalia collection
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pogo_rabid
09/16/19 5:27:59 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
I heard he has a huge nazi paraphernalia collection

I see you are a man of culture.
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pogo_rabid
09/16/19 10:08:58 PM
#18:


up
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billcom6
09/16/19 11:38:23 PM
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dude is straight up not funny
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Elmer_Glue
09/16/19 11:39:45 PM
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billcom6 posted...
dude is straight up not funny

And racist.
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billcom6
09/16/19 11:42:33 PM
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It appears the only thing less funny than him are his fans.
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DrizztLink
09/16/19 11:42:55 PM
#22:


That article didn't get the story of The Machine right.

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pogo_rabid
09/16/19 11:44:11 PM
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Elmer_Glue posted...
billcom6 posted...
dude is straight up not funny

And racist.

The most racist.
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TheoryzC
09/17/19 12:02:06 AM
#24:


Mickey Mantle gene
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GoodOlJr
09/17/19 12:03:13 AM
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Zangulus posted...
So... how is he racist? Ive literally never heard that before...


I heard it from tommy buns, pretty sure he wouldnt shit talk burnt chrysler

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GoodOlJr
09/17/19 12:03:50 AM
#26:


pogo_rabid posted...
Clearly, you're not down with the mommies.


Try it out, home here now

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jborgan
09/17/19 12:11:21 AM
#27:


HylianFox posted...
i have no idea who that is

(i got warned the last time I said "who', so beware)

Maybe because you said it after somebody just died. Or are you too busy trying to look cool to not realize that?
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pogo_rabid
09/17/19 12:43:44 AM
#28:


GoodOlJr posted...
pogo_rabid posted...
Clearly, you're not down with the mommies.


Try it out, home here now

Good morning Julia!
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GoodOlJr
09/17/19 12:47:37 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
Good morning Julia!


Whats that from lol

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omega cookie
09/17/19 12:47:54 AM
#30:


He already has a movie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Wilder

The movie was inspired by the real life experiences of "The Real Van Wilder" Bert Kreischer while he attended Florida State University.

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hockeybub89
09/17/19 12:49:22 AM
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HylianFox
09/17/19 12:56:45 AM
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omega cookie posted...
He already has a movie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Wilder

The movie was inspired by the real life experiences of "The Real Van Wilder" Bert Kreischer while he attended Florida State University.


doesn't that star Ryan Reynolds though?

someone has delusions
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ReignFury
09/17/19 12:58:34 AM
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I love that story it would make a great movie, but they need to cast real russian actors

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ToadallyAwesome
09/17/19 1:23:49 AM
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Bro, I dont think Bert likes a he is racist meme. The fat thing was all in good fun but this is not a good look.

Also being super dense about it just makes you look like an ass when people ask you about it.
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omega cookie
09/17/19 1:25:07 AM
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HylianFox posted...
omega cookie posted...
He already has a movie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Wilder

The movie was inspired by the real life experiences of "The Real Van Wilder" Bert Kreischer while he attended Florida State University.


doesn't that star Ryan Reynolds though?

someone has delusions

So a movie, based on his life, isn't a movie about him because it stars someones else?

You should apologize to your parents for turning out how you did.
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Smashingpmkns
09/17/19 1:58:21 AM
#36:


Bert might be racist but at least he isnt Garth Brooks.
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pogo_rabid
09/17/19 6:35:51 AM
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GoodOlJr posted...
pogo_rabid posted...
Good morning Julia!


Whats that from lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMQXAtV58YU" data-time="

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pogo_rabid
09/17/19 6:36:16 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Bert might be racist but at least he isnt Garth Brooks.

I really like that.
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
09/17/19 6:40:30 AM
#39:


pogo_rabid posted...
Hanky_Bannister posted...
so this is a trolling topic thats some kind of inside joke?

The TL:DR

So Burt is good friends with comedian Tom Segura, it's been a long running joke that they troll each other on social media. A while back, Tom started fat shaming by getting his fans to spam Bert with "Bert is fat" memes. Over time it escalated because Tom thought it'd be funny to do the same thing with "Bert is racist". It's a running gag between a few of their podcasts where his fans go around calling Bert (Called Burnt Crysler), "the most racist and fattest comedian". Bert gets a kick out of it, which is why the meme lasted as long. Fan of their podcasts/interviews/social media/ect.. would get the joke. I was hoping someone here may have been part of the fandom and picked up on it.

But now I explained it, so it's not nearly as funny anymore :/

So the morning show listen to had Tom Segura on a long time ago and he recorded a liner for them that gets played on rejoins every now and then.

He says "This is Tom Segura and you're listening to the ____ show. Bert is fat."

That last sentence never made sense to me and now it finally does. Thanks for this topic.
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pogo_rabid
09/17/19 6:41:07 AM
#40:


Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
pogo_rabid posted...
Hanky_Bannister posted...
so this is a trolling topic thats some kind of inside joke?

The TL:DR

So Burt is good friends with comedian Tom Segura, it's been a long running joke that they troll each other on social media. A while back, Tom started fat shaming by getting his fans to spam Bert with "Bert is fat" memes. Over time it escalated because Tom thought it'd be funny to do the same thing with "Bert is racist". It's a running gag between a few of their podcasts where his fans go around calling Bert (Called Burnt Crysler), "the most racist and fattest comedian". Bert gets a kick out of it, which is why the meme lasted as long. Fan of their podcasts/interviews/social media/ect.. would get the joke. I was hoping someone here may have been part of the fandom and picked up on it.

But now I explained it, so it's not nearly as funny anymore :/

So the morning show listen to had Tom Segura on a long time ago and he recorded a liner for them that gets played on rejoins every now and then.

He says "This is Tom Segura and you're listening to the ____ show. Bert is fat."

That last sentence never made sense to me and now it finally does. Thanks for this topic.

Was he playing the DJ Dadmouth character?
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
09/17/19 6:43:56 AM
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Actually no. He did talk about how he does that with other morning shows. Guests seem to actually like this morning show though for whatever reason
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
09/17/19 6:45:48 AM
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He did talk about pretending to be non binary when he was on a morning tv show
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pogo_rabid
09/17/19 10:19:59 AM
#43:


Holy fuck...did anyone see the latest 2 Bears 1 Cave? Tom and Burt decide to try simulated oral sex with water bottles to see how hard it would be to swallow a load.

The funniest and cringiest thing I've seen in a long ass time.
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TheoryzC
09/17/19 2:33:47 PM
#44:


Sober October is coming up

They should really do something that Rogan isn't already good at
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pogo_rabid
09/17/19 2:40:19 PM
#45:


TheoryzC posted...
Sober October is coming up

They should really do something that Rogan isn't already good at

idk, they were saying how it may not happen this year because they couldn't agree on what to do.

Hot yoga was hilarious
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slimfizzle4
09/17/19 2:55:17 PM
#46:


pogo_rabid posted...
But now I explained it, so it's not nearly as funny anymore :/

No it wasn't funny to begin with
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pogo_rabid
09/17/19 3:01:56 PM
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slimfizzle4 posted...
pogo_rabid posted...
But now I explained it, so it's not nearly as funny anymore :/

No it wasn't funny to begin with

no u
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crazybone12002
09/17/19 3:03:00 PM
#48:


The fattest racist in comedy is getting a movie. I'm glad this fat racist is getting his story told so more people can find out what a fat racist he is
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pogo_rabid
09/17/19 4:17:54 PM
#49:


crazybone12002 posted...
The fattest racist in comedy is getting a movie. I'm glad this fat racist is getting his story told so more people can find out what a fat racist he is

Burt is fat
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GoodOlJr
09/17/19 9:59:58 PM
#50:


TheoryzC posted...
Sober October is coming up

They should really do something that Rogan isn't already good at


Stand up comedy?

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