Poll of the Day > How do I make time move faster at work?

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I_Always_Die 08/27/19 1:13:40 PM #1:	this shit is so boring --- come at me <cite>I_Always_Die posted [p:926611301] in How do I m... [t:77967990]...</cite> <quote>this shit is so boring</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 08/27/19 1:17:13 PM #2:	Do more work and stop clock watching. --- I'd rather die helping others survive than be all alone, UNSCATHED, after all others have fallen -DEC <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:926611437] in How do I m... [t:77967990]...</cite> <quote>Do more work and stop clock watching.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trodi_911 08/27/19 1:19:29 PM #3:	Move the clock hands forward 12 hours. --- "You rat! How dare you sell me so cheap." "NO ONE CALLS ME THAT WITHOUT SOME CHEESE!" Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. <cite>trodi_911 posted [p:926611532] in How do I m... [t:77967990]...</cite> <quote>Move the clock hands forward 12 hours.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aculo 08/27/19 1:29:19 PM #4:	bring your switch and play some games, ok? some of my job requires me to wait around for video to render, so the switch helps with that downtime, ok? --- ok? <cite>Aculo posted [p:926611917] in How do I m... [t:77967990]...</cite> <quote>bring your switch and play some games, ok? some of my job requires me to wait around for video to render, so the switch helps with that downtime, ok?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I_Always_Die 08/27/19 1:30:59 PM #5:	Aculo posted... bring your switch and play some games, ok? some of my job requires me to wait around for video to render, so the switch helps with that downtime, ok? I wish! Im have to keep working basically the whole time. --- come at me <cite>I_Always_Die posted [p:926611979] in How do I m... [t:77967990]...</cite> <quote>Aculo posted...</cite> <quote>bring your switch and play some games, ok? some of my job requires me to wait around for video to render, so the switch helps with that downtime, ok?</quote> I wish! Im have to keep working basically the whole time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muscles 08/27/19 1:32:24 PM #6:	SunWuKung420 posted... Do more work and stop clock watching. --- Muscles Chicago Bears \| Chicago Blackhawks \| Chicago Bulls \| Chicago Cubs \| NIU Huskies <cite>Muscles posted [p:926612033] in How do I m... [t:77967990]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>Do more work and stop clock watching.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InfestedAdam 08/27/19 1:34:32 PM #7:	Naturally it feels like forever when work is slow but the moment you're given a project and told it needs to be done that day, you'll look at the clock and suddenly it's an hour before the office is officially closed, your computer is acting up, and the office printer isn't working. --- "You must gather your party before venturing forth" "Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes!" <cite>InfestedAdam posted [p:926612127] in How do I m... [t:77967990]...</cite> <quote>Naturally it feels like forever when work is slow but the moment you're given a project and told it needs to be done that day, you'll look at the clock and suddenly it's an hour before the office is officially closed, your computer is acting up, and the office printer isn't working.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GRTooCool 08/27/19 1:58:03 PM #8:	You don't. The universe has set it up so that time moves extremely fast when you're at home relaxing and then it has to slow down when you're at work to "balance" things out. Life is cruel. --- If you make an intelligent post, people tend to ignore it because they only respond to stupid. Don't believe me? Just look at most of the chained replies. <cite>GRTooCool posted [p:926613048] in How do I m... [t:77967990]...</cite> <quote>You don't. The universe has set it up so that time moves extremely fast when you're at home relaxing and then it has to slow down when you're at work to "balance" things out. Life is cruel.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilMegas 08/27/19 1:59:14 PM #9:	Master the Spin --- Official King of Black People https://imgur.com/Zk3VS3o http://imgur.com/a/UeQiE https://imgur.com/aSnCUuI <cite>EvilMegas posted [p:926613104] in How do I m... [t:77967990]...</cite> <quote>Master the Spin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 08/27/19 1:59:49 PM #10:	Hop in your time machine duh! --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:926613138] in How do I m... [t:77967990]...</cite> <quote>Hop in your time machine duh!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Broken_Zeus 08/27/19 2:07:09 PM #11:	Lower your workplace by hundreds of miles into the earth so you're closer to the planet's core, thereby ensuring that each planetary rotation is faster for you. --- Gamefaqs cannot handle my #BrokenBrilliance <cite>Broken_Zeus posted [p:926613495] in How do I m... [t:77967990]...</cite> <quote>Lower your workplace by hundreds of miles into the earth so you're closer to the planet's core, thereby ensuring that each planetary rotation is faster for you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I_Always_Die 08/27/19 2:44:23 PM #12:	my coworker just told me hes smoked weed since he was in 5th grade what the fuck --- come at me <cite>I_Always_Die posted [p:926615015] in How do I m... [t:77967990]...</cite> <quote>my coworker just told me hes smoked weed since he was in 5th grade what the fuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrndNhbrHdCEman 08/27/19 2:49:29 PM #13:	Lose weight so time moves faster for ya? --- Official nosy neighbor and gossip https://imgur.com/uGKwGsK <cite>FrndNhbrHdCEman posted [p:926615229] in How do I m... [t:77967990]...</cite> <quote>Lose weight so time moves faster for ya?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWorstPoster 08/27/19 2:50:50 PM #14:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01D6hxpx6Nw" data-time=" <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:926615291] in How do I m... [t:77967990]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01D6hxpx6Nw" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JixHedgehog 08/27/19 3:07:57 PM #15:	Covering the clock while mentally working on a shopping list works for me --- Not changing my sig until Nintendo announces the Switch XL 1/12/2017 <cite>JixHedgehog posted [p:926615931] in How do I m... [t:77967990]...</cite> <quote>Covering the clock while mentally working on a shopping list works for me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrndNhbrHdCEman 08/27/19 3:09:24 PM #16:	JixHedgehog posted... Covering the clock while mentally working on a shopping list works for me Lol. I do this. --- Official nosy neighbor and gossip https://imgur.com/uGKwGsK <cite>FrndNhbrHdCEman posted [p:926615984] in How do I m... [t:77967990]...</cite> <quote>JixHedgehog posted...</cite> <quote>Covering the clock while mentally working on a shopping list works for me</quote> Lol. I do this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
afrodude77 08/27/19 4:04:30 PM #17:	SunWuKung420 posted... Do more work and stop clock watching. --- WAR EAGLE --- <cite>afrodude77 posted [p:926618244] in How do I m... [t:77967990]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>Do more work and stop clock watching.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gloBal enemy 09/03/19 1:33:42 AM #18:	What kind of work do you do? I feel like there's always more work than time to do the work, so I never end up clock watching. --- If you can understand this, I'm 2/cosC for you. <cite>gloBal enemy posted [p:926893619] in How do I m... [t:77967990]...</cite> <quote>What kind of work do you do? I feel like there's always more work than time to do the work, so I never end up clock watching. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpeedDemon20 09/03/19 1:56:20 AM #19:	gloBal enemy posted... I feel like there's always more work than time to do the work, so I never end up clock watching. Same. I said that at a meeting once. My boss said, "Noted: inefficient at time management." GUY, YOU JUST THREW TWO MORE PROJECTS AT ME. Yeah, the ones I was working on were "winding down," but they had a whole bunch of crap that needed to be done, everyone was constantly emailing each other in a scramble to push all these damn papers, and we're bottlenecking somewhere, but no one knows where (maybe it was me, BUT EVERYTHING WAS COMING IN RIDICULOUSLY FAST). Some people weren't even on the same page about what work was completed and then created even more paperwork. SOMEONE'S NOT SAVING THINGS IN THE PROPER FOLDER AGAIN. --- http://orig14.deviantart.net/59f8/f/2009/047/4/9/rylai_crestfall_by_eyue.jpg Crystal Maiden... gal could break your heart in a thousand pieces. -Rucks <cite>SpeedDemon20 posted [p:926894114] in How do I m... [t:77967990]...</cite> <quote>gloBal enemy posted...</cite> <quote>I feel like there's always more work than time to do the work, so I never end up clock watching. </quote> Same. I said that at a meeting once. My boss said, "Noted: inefficient at time management." GUY, YOU JUST THREW TWO MORE PROJECTS AT ME. Yeah, the ones I was working on were "winding down," but they had a whole bunch of crap that needed to be done, everyone was constantly emailing each other in a scramble to push all these damn papers, and we're bottlenecking somewhere, but no one knows where (maybe it was me, BUT EVERYTHING WAS COMING IN RIDICULOUSLY FAST). Some people weren't even on the same page about what work was completed and then created even more paperwork. SOMEONE'S NOT SAVING THINGS IN THE PROPER FOLDER AGAIN.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 09/03/19 2:23:09 AM #20:	You need: Salt (any kind), enough to make a decent sized circle with. 3 ping pong balls. 1 stop watch 1 ice cube 1 comb Somewhere near where you will be working you need to make a circle with the salt that is large enough for you to stand inside. Insure that the salt is thick enough that you can run the comb through it and create multiple lanes (at least 3). Use the come to make at least 3 lanes in the salt all the way around. Place the ping pong balls in 3 different "lanes". Get inside the circle. Place the ice cube at your feat and start the stop watch. Do not stop it. Place it beside the ice cube. Step outside of the circle and continue about your day, you will notice that time seems to be flying by. It's important at the end of the day that you do NOT forget to return to the circle, enter (Without breaking it) and retrieve and stop the watch. Clean up the circle at that point (And the small amount of melted water). Bring the watch home with you that night and when you are ready to go to bed, start it, and leave it running. Time will seem to go by slower, so make sure you are sleepy/ready to go to sleep (you won't notice it while sleeping). You will have exactly as much slow time as fast time. You can do this every day, but don't accumulate too much slow time or bad things can happen. If too much accumulates it starts to overlap which can be detrimental to your mental health. If the salt breaks btw (for instance someone else finds it and disrupts it), the time will just instantly switch to the reverse until it equals out again. --- We are 4 oreos from Heaven!!!! <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:926894733] in How do I m... [t:77967990]...</cite> <quote>You need: Salt (any kind), enough to make a decent sized circle with. 3 ping pong balls. 1 stop watch 1 ice cube 1 comb Somewhere near where you will be working you need to make a circle with the salt that is large enough for you to stand inside. Insure that the salt is thick enough that you can run the comb through it and create multiple lanes (at least 3). Use the come to make at least 3 lanes in the salt all the way around. Place the ping pong balls in 3 different "lanes". Get inside the circle. Place the ice cube at your feat and start the stop watch. Do not stop it. Place it beside the ice cube. Step outside of the circle and continue about your day, you will notice that time seems to be flying by. It's important at the end of the day that you do NOT forget to return to the circle, enter (Without breaking it) and retrieve and stop the watch. Clean up the circle at that point (And the small amount of melted water). Bring the watch home with you that night and when you are ready to go to bed, start it, and leave it running. Time will seem to go by slower, so make sure you are sleepy/ready to go to sleep (you won't notice it while sleeping). You will have exactly as much slow time as fast time. You can do this every day, but don't accumulate too much slow time or bad things can happen. If too much accumulates it starts to overlap which can be detrimental to your mental health. If the salt breaks btw (for instance someone else finds it and disrupts it), the time will just instantly switch to the reverse until it equals out again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 09/03/19 9:24:06 AM #21:	Find a gravity field stronger than Earth's to make time dilate. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZNqaAh6iLU <cite>Yellow posted [p:926901868] in How do I m... [t:77967990]...</cite> <quote>Find a gravity field stronger than Earth's to make time dilate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shining_one 09/03/19 12:04:04 PM #22:	I_Always_Die posted... my coworker just told me hes smoked weed since he was in 5th grade what the fuck Well,now you can listen to his stories to keep you entertained --- Wait a minute did I post that? <cite>Shining_one posted [p:926907617] in How do I m... [t:77967990]...</cite> <quote>I_Always_Die posted...</cite> <quote>my coworker just told me hes smoked weed since he was in 5th grade what the fuck</quote> Well,now you can listen to his stories to keep you entertained</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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