Current Events > Are James and Mike the least skilled "game reviewers" online?

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Conception616 08/26/19 9:27:26 PM #1:	They never seem to understand how to play games, and Im talking about out of character. Bootsy was always lightyears better (not to mention more entertaining). Their Goonies 2 playthrough was painful, how they didnt understand item management. --- Ain't no mystery god, peace to the true and living. I Self Lord And Master. <cite>Conception616 posted [p:926587138] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>They never seem to understand how to play games, and Im talking about out of character. Bootsy was always lightyears better (not to mention more entertaining). Their Goonies 2 playthrough was painful, how they didnt understand item management.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 08/26/19 9:27:59 PM #2:	literally who --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:926587163] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>literally who </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Conception616 08/26/19 9:28:52 PM #3:	Garioshi posted... literally who Touch --- Ain't no mystery god, peace to the true and living. I Self Lord And Master. <cite>Conception616 posted [p:926587197] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>Garioshi posted...</cite> <quote>literally who </quote> Touch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Manocheese 08/26/19 9:29:03 PM #4:	They're definitely pretty bad at games. James especially is terrible. --- ()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this... (o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery <cite>Manocheese posted [p:926587203] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>They're definitely pretty bad at games. James especially is terrible.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 08/26/19 9:30:45 PM #5:	ASS!!!! (caps) --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:926587283] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>ASS!!!! (caps)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jeff AKA Snoopy 08/26/19 9:30:46 PM #6:	Nobody cares about their reviews. AVGN is funny and that is what people care about. --- https://i.imgtc.com/oKFWxht.jpg https://imgur.com/GWG5c3r <cite>Jeff AKA Snoopy posted [p:926587285] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>Nobody cares about their reviews. AVGN is funny and that is what people care about.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 08/26/19 9:31:15 PM #7:	is assume this is James Rolfe and Mike Matei --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:926587299] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>is assume this is James Rolfe and Mike Matei </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Beveren_Rabbit 08/26/19 9:31:34 PM #8:	Game Grumps --- flops <cite>Beveren_Rabbit posted [p:926587313] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>Game Grumps</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
J03can 08/26/19 9:31:40 PM #9:	I like watching AVGN. He is terrible at video games --- Jerry, it's Frank Costanza!!! Mr Steinbrenner's here George is dead - call me back!!!! <cite>J03can posted [p:926587316] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>I like watching AVGN. He is terrible at video games </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Conception616 08/26/19 9:31:55 PM #10:	Jeff AKA Snoopy posted... Nobody cares about their reviews. AVGN is funny and that is what people care about. He was funny in 2006. --- Ain't no mystery god, peace to the true and living. I Self Lord And Master. <cite>Conception616 posted [p:926587326] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...</cite> <quote>Nobody cares about their reviews. AVGN is funny and that is what people care about.</quote> He was funny in 2006.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 08/26/19 9:32:07 PM #11:	Beveren_Rabbit posted... Game Grumps I tried watching GG a few times, they seemed wholly disinterested in whatever they were playing --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:926587335] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>Beveren_Rabbit posted... </cite> <quote>Game Grumps</quote> I tried watching GG a few times, they seemed wholly disinterested in whatever they were playing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sauceje 08/26/19 9:32:31 PM #12:	Beveren_Rabbit posted... Game Grumps they're not game reviewers as far as I know? --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead <cite>sauceje posted [p:926587344] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>Beveren_Rabbit posted... </cite> <quote>Game Grumps</quote>they're not game reviewers as far as I know? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CasualGuy 08/26/19 9:47:09 PM #13:	That game journalist that couldn't beat the cuphead tutorial --- https://imgur.com/MoE9O68 <cite>CasualGuy posted [p:926587947] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>That game journalist that couldn't beat the cuphead tutorial</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlecSkorpio 08/26/19 9:49:13 PM #14:	James doesnt care about games outside of just being something fun from his childhood that he turned into a job. I cant knock him for not being good. Mike seems like a dude who's whole life is games and he still somehow sucks at them. --- Christian Bale profited off the Iraq War <cite>AlecSkorpio posted [p:926588044] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>James doesnt care about games outside of just being something fun from his childhood that he turned into a job. I cant knock him for not being good. Mike seems like a dude who's whole life is games and he still somehow sucks at them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 08/26/19 9:52:45 PM #15:	Every James and Mike Mondays: Mike: "OK so this is a game i really like it its so cool man i can't believe this EXISTS!...FUCK.....OH MAN I LOST....GOD DAMMIT....ok James wanna try?" James: "yea i'll give it a try......oh man its so hard at that one part" Mike: "ok you gotta do it like...like th.....just let me do it" James: "Ok here..." End --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1 <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:926588195] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>Every James and Mike Mondays: Mike: "OK so this is a game i really like it its so cool man i can't believe this EXISTS!...FUCK.....OH MAN I LOST....GOD DAMMIT....ok James wanna try?" James: "yea i'll give it a try......oh man its so hard at that one part" Mike: "ok you gotta do it like...like th.....just let me do it" James: "Ok here..." End </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 08/26/19 9:53:06 PM #16:	Beveren_Rabbit posted... Game Grumps Yeah this. Game Grumps (at least Arin Hanson and Jontron, Danny is a HUGE improvement) are also really bad at any trivia game. It's embarrassing and amazing how stupid they can be. I mean, watch this "classic" moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdP_BImG4XY" data-time="&start=425 --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:926588210] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>Beveren_Rabbit posted...</cite> <quote>Game Grumps</quote> Yeah this. Game Grumps (at least Arin Hanson and Jontron, Danny is a HUGE improvement) are also really bad at any trivia game. It's embarrassing and amazing how stupid they can be. I mean, watch this "classic" moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdP_BImG4XY" data-time="&start=425</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 08/26/19 9:55:07 PM #17:	I'd say Mike at least is better than average. James is hit or miss but has taken on and beaten some hard as fuck games. --- Oda break tracker 2019- 5 (4) \| THE Ohio State: 0-0 \| Oakland Raiders: 0-0 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:926588281] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>I'd say Mike at least is better than average. James is hit or miss but has taken on and beaten some hard as fuck games.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 08/26/19 9:55:31 PM #18:	AlecSkorpio posted... James doesnt care about games outside of just being something fun from his childhood that he turned into a job. I cant knock him for not being good. Mike seems like a dude who's whole life is games and he still somehow sucks at them. --- Be wary of boarding the hype train, lest you end up on the ruse cruise... - nanobuilder (r/nintendo) http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:926588299] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>AlecSkorpio posted...</cite> <quote>James doesnt care about games outside of just being something fun from his childhood that he turned into a job. I cant knock him for not being good. Mike seems like a dude who's whole life is games and he still somehow sucks at them.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 08/26/19 9:58:20 PM #19:	James sucks at anything that isn't a NES game that he played religiously as a youth/college student. But as someone has said, he's not really that much of a gamer anymore. Mike is above average compared to the generic dudebro down the street stereotype gamer, but compared to most online game reviewers he isn't much better. Honestly used to really like J&MM but it's gotten stale. --- Balenciaga hoodies and Gucci shoes #FreeMelly <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:926588406] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>James sucks at anything that isn't a NES game that he played religiously as a youth/college student. But as someone has said, he's not really that much of a gamer anymore. Mike is above average compared to the generic dudebro down the street stereotype gamer, but compared to most online game reviewers he isn't much better. Honestly used to really like J&MM but it's gotten stale.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 08/26/19 10:01:32 PM #20:	J&MM is them playing games they've usually never played. James shines in the AVGN stuff, Mike shines in his livestreams. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:926588530] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>J&MM is them playing games they've usually never played. James shines in the AVGN stuff, Mike shines in his livestreams. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 08/26/19 10:02:29 PM #21:	I think the problem with James and Mike Mondays is that they play one game for like 20 minutes of content on average and move on to the next game. It's literally just playing games. They should be giving us so much more content than they are giving, and it would make for a much better series too. --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:926588568] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>I think the problem with James and Mike Mondays is that they play one game for like 20 minutes of content on average and move on to the next game. It's literally just playing games. They should be giving us so much more content than they are giving, and it would make for a much better series too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
billcom6 08/26/19 10:04:57 PM #22:	They don't review games though... --- //constant loneliness// --- Steam and Fortnite: billcom6 My Teams: The Ohio State Buckeyes, New York Yankees, Buffalo Bills, The CBJ, Cavs <cite>billcom6 posted [p:926588679] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>They don't review games though...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkmaian23 08/26/19 10:08:11 PM #24:	Why did Bootsy go away again? He and Mike had great chemistry, and he was good at the games and seemed to like playing them. <cite>darkmaian23 posted [p:926588826] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>Why did Bootsy go away again? He and Mike had great chemistry, and he was good at the games and seemed to like playing them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
konokonohamaru 08/26/19 10:11:25 PM #25:	JMM is not a great show. Definitely like their personalities but watching them play seems like it has no purpose since they're not really reviewing the games, nor do they show enough of the game to qualify as a Let's Play... AVGN actually provides a much better overview of what a game actually is --- ... <cite>konokonohamaru posted [p:926588959] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>JMM is not a great show. Definitely like their personalities but watching them play seems like it has no purpose since they're not really reviewing the games, nor do they show enough of the game to qualify as a Let's Play... AVGN actually provides a much better overview of what a game actually is</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
So_Hajile 08/26/19 10:54:43 PM #26:	It isn't that both don't have skill (Mike more than James), but that they're oblivious to the most simple of things. The latest video, Skyblazer, is a recent example. You can collect gems. Get over 100 gems and receive an extra life. There's a gem counter on the top right of the screen. James and Mike realize you can re-enter a room and collect gems. They then notice they received an extra life. Time passes on by as they discuss how or why with James (and he does this many times) exclaiming the extra life was random. It takes a while before Mike points out the gem counter on the screen an comes to the conclusion that if you pick up enough gems, you get an extra life. It has nothing to do with skill, but simply overlooking the most basic of things and they do it all the time. --- Reading up on the Bat-Family: https://bit.ly/2Us5RhG <cite>So_Hajile posted [p:926590777] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>It isn't that both don't have skill (Mike more than James), but that they're oblivious to the most simple of things. The latest video, Skyblazer, is a recent example. You can collect gems. Get over 100 gems and receive an extra life. There's a gem counter on the top right of the screen. James and Mike realize you can re-enter a room and collect gems. They then notice they received an extra life. Time passes on by as they discuss how or why with James (and he does this many times) exclaiming the extra life was random. It takes a while before Mike points out the gem counter on the screen an comes to the conclusion that if you pick up enough gems, you get an extra life. It has nothing to do with skill, but simply overlooking the most basic of things and they do it all the time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 08/27/19 2:08:13 PM #27:	Up --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:926613550] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>Up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagermeister513 08/27/19 2:23:51 PM #28:	Darksydephil gets that dubious honor, although calling him "least skilled" is extremely generous. --- I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp <cite>Jagermeister513 posted [p:926614181] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>Darksydephil gets that dubious honor, although calling him "least skilled" is extremely generous.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 08/27/19 2:27:21 PM #29:	Arin beat the original Ninja Gaiden, so he's not unskilled. Problem is he's illiterate, so anything that requires him to read for more than 3 seconds goes over his head. --- The force is my ally "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:926614319] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>Arin beat the original Ninja Gaiden, so he's not unskilled. Problem is he's illiterate, so anything that requires him to read for more than 3 seconds goes over his head.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pukelid 08/27/19 2:29:25 PM #30:	i think james is primarily good at retro games. i dont think he cares about or is interested in more modern stuff. like i dont think of him as a gamer so much as i think he's nostalgic and likes remembering his childhood but yea dude beat ghosts and goblins broh as for micropenis mike, i got no clue. hate the dude and avoid watching him when i can --- Hairistotle <cite>Pukelid posted [p:926614398] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>i think james is primarily good at retro games. i dont think he cares about or is interested in more modern stuff. like i dont think of him as a gamer so much as i think he's nostalgic and likes remembering his childhood but yea dude beat ghosts and goblins broh as for micropenis mike, i got no clue. hate the dude and avoid watching him when i can</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 08/27/19 2:30:21 PM #31:	That title goes to the dude who could barely get past the cuphead tutorial. Followed closley by whoever tried to review Doom 4(It was someone from Polygon). --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTEX3YdEi7s <cite>Umbreon posted [p:926614432] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>That title goes to the dude who could barely get past the cuphead tutorial. Followed closley by whoever tried to review Doom 4(It was someone from Polygon).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DaveTheUseless 08/27/19 2:33:31 PM #32:	I'm not trying to be 2cool4school but I'm not a fan of the avgn, other than that he puts more effort into the audiovisual editing than his YouTube wannabes. --- www.youtube.com/davetheuseless Creepypasta Channel. twitter.com/davetheuseless DaveTheUseless Loves You. <cite>DaveTheUseless posted [p:926614575] in Are James ... [t:77966658]...</cite> <quote>I'm not trying to be 2cool4school but I'm not a fan of the avgn, other than that he puts more effort into the audiovisual editing than his YouTube wannabes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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