Current Events > Your Karma represents your new Bi-Weekly paycheck.

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CosmicShadows
08/20/19 10:56:51 PM
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After taxes. Are you okay with this? Is this a step forward or backwards?

I'd be okay with mine,

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CADE FOSTER
08/20/19 10:57:46 PM
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PMarth2002
08/20/19 10:59:58 PM
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$6195 every two weeks? I make like $600 every two weeks after taxes right now.

I'm easily set for life and don't need to work ever again.
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Irony
08/20/19 11:00:31 PM
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Bryfang posted...
RedWhiteBlue posted...
1156 twice a week? Sign me up!

Methinks you missed what "biweekly" means. ;x

It can mean both
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Ving_Rhames
08/20/19 11:00:36 PM
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Ehn.... I guess its fine if I dont have to work for it lol
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Unspecified_NPC
08/20/19 11:03:55 PM
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Totally.

Would our mandatory OT be on top of that?
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konokonohamaru
08/20/19 11:04:44 PM
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Bryfang posted...
RedWhiteBlue posted...
1156 twice a week? Sign me up!

Methinks you missed what "biweekly" means. ;x

Lmao
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Sariana21
08/20/19 11:05:33 PM
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Nope, not okay with me.
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Timohtep
08/20/19 11:05:47 PM
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Not totally sure, like 3200 or something every 2 weeks?

Hell yee
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Holy_Cloud105
08/20/19 11:07:11 PM
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$10,466 after taxes a month? Hell yeah.
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Funkydog
08/20/19 11:10:53 PM
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Bryfang posted...
The English language is fucking stupid.

TBF, we have a word for every two weeks already. "Fortnight"

Biweekly should then mean twice a week.
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CableZL
08/20/19 11:12:16 PM
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JmoneyCash
08/20/19 11:13:39 PM
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This account would finally pay off.
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Naysaspace
08/20/19 11:23:20 PM
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2052 after taxes isn't too bad. Before taxes, it's doable, but I'd want more.
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Naysaspace
08/20/19 11:24:39 PM
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PS twice a week is semi-weekly.
Once every 2 weeks is bi-weekly
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Phampyx3
08/20/19 11:25:59 PM
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Sign me up
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meestermj
08/20/19 11:27:03 PM
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2200 bi weekly?
Nearly Tripling my paycheck you say?
After taxes you saym

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MrNintendo1213
08/20/19 11:29:54 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
PS twice a week is semi-weekly.
Once every 2 weeks is bi-weekly


Pretty sure bi weekly can also mean twice a week.
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iron jojo
08/20/19 11:30:12 PM
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I'm going to go with the twice weekly definition. Either way works though.
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Cheater87
08/20/19 11:30:43 PM
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Heck yeah!

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Paragon21XX
08/20/19 11:30:53 PM
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My take-home pay nearly triples.

Funkydog posted...
Bryfang posted...
The English language is fucking stupid.

TBF, we have a word for every two weeks already. "Fortnight"

Biweekly should then mean twice a week.

There's already a proper word for that: semi-weekly.
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Rika_Furude
08/20/19 11:31:25 PM
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Bryfang posted...
RedWhiteBlue posted...
1156 twice a week? Sign me up!

Methinks you missed what "biweekly" means. ;x

If he meant fortnightly then thats what he would have said.
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Hexenherz
08/20/19 11:33:01 PM
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I would be taking like a 40% pay cut so no I'm fine.
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Paragon21XX
08/20/19 11:34:14 PM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Bryfang posted...
RedWhiteBlue posted...
1156 twice a week? Sign me up!

Methinks you missed what "biweekly" means. ;x

If he meant fortnightly then thats what he would have said.

Nobody outside the Commonwealth uses "fortnight."
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Rika_Furude
08/20/19 11:34:55 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
Bryfang posted...
RedWhiteBlue posted...
1156 twice a week? Sign me up!

Methinks you missed what "biweekly" means. ;x

If he meant fortnightly then thats what he would have said.

Nobody outside the Commonwealth uses "fortnight."

Nobody outside america uses "biweekly" just like nobody outside america uses the imperial system.
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cardoor123
08/20/19 11:35:34 PM
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Hell no, and whats with people with 2000 or so Karma getting all excited for? 2000 every two weeks is about 50k a year. Nothing to write home about....
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Rika_Furude
08/20/19 11:36:55 PM
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cardoor123 posted...
Hell no, and whats with people with 2000 or so Karma getting all excited for? 2000 every two weeks is about 50k a year. Nothing to write home about....

Its 2000 twice a week, meaning 8000 dollars every traditional payday
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Funkydog
08/20/19 11:37:24 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
My take-home pay nearly triples.

Funkydog posted...
Bryfang posted...
The English language is fucking stupid.

TBF, we have a word for every two weeks already. "Fortnight"

Biweekly should then mean twice a week.

There's already a proper word for that: semi-weekly.

Semi weekly could be from 2-4 though.
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meralonne
08/20/19 11:41:42 PM
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That would put me at just over six figures in a year. But since its after taxes... where do I sign up?
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Wedge Antilles
08/20/19 11:42:57 PM
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Thanks to this topic I found out I currently have 6666 karma.
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Paragon21XX
08/20/19 11:47:15 PM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
Bryfang posted...
RedWhiteBlue posted...
1156 twice a week? Sign me up!

Methinks you missed what "biweekly" means. ;x

If he meant fortnightly then thats what he would have said.

Nobody outside the Commonwealth uses "fortnight."

Nobody outside america uses "biweekly" just like nobody outside america uses the imperial system.

US Customary (not to be confused with Imperial): the only measurement system to successfully land men on the moon.
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LadyVyxx
08/20/19 11:47:47 PM
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Enough to get blackout drunk on the weekend
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Rika_Furude
08/20/19 11:51:48 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
Bryfang posted...
RedWhiteBlue posted...
1156 twice a week? Sign me up!

Methinks you missed what "biweekly" means. ;x

If he meant fortnightly then thats what he would have said.

Nobody outside the Commonwealth uses "fortnight."

Nobody outside america uses "biweekly" just like nobody outside america uses the imperial system.

US Customary (not to be confused with Imperial): the only measurement system to successfully land men on the moon.

Science uses metric. Metric is superior in every single way. The imperial system was a mistake. Just like using "biweekly" as a replacement for fortnightly was a mistake (in more ways than one).
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RPGlover2
08/20/19 11:54:02 PM
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Cheater87 posted...
Heck yeah!



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KaZooo
08/20/19 11:58:49 PM
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depending on OT, it's a bit of a raise.
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DivideR
08/20/19 11:59:31 PM
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Sure you won't see me complaining.
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thronedfire2
08/21/19 12:00:26 AM
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Nice
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Lunar_Savage
08/21/19 12:02:21 AM
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Oh hell yeah.
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JimCarrysToe
08/21/19 12:16:30 AM
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Holy shit this is fuckin awesome!
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Divinehero
08/21/19 12:17:36 AM
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that'd be almost 14k a month.. hell yea i'd take that
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mattnd2007
08/21/19 12:18:37 AM
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More than I make so yeah

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Strider102
08/21/19 12:24:19 AM
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Hell no. My karma isn't even half of what I make bi-weekly.
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Rikiaz
08/21/19 12:24:59 AM
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Hell yeah. My paychecks are usually just under $1000 now so that's a three times increase.

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Guerrilla Soldier
08/21/19 1:00:38 AM
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heeelllllll yeeaaahhhhh
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uwnim
08/21/19 1:20:25 AM
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4426 every other week would be a massive improvement.
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