Current Events > 30 to 50 feral hogs are gonna attack your home in 3 to 5 minutes wyd?

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Nanaimo-Bar
08/08/19 7:39:23 PM
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thronedfire2
08/08/19 7:40:03 PM
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I make sure the doors are shut
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justaguy3492
08/08/19 7:40:09 PM
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I mean what CAN you do? At that point it's as good as over.
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Paper_Okami
08/08/19 7:41:19 PM
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send out my small children as bait and gtfo

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Garioshi
08/08/19 7:41:53 PM
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I'm 10 hours away from my house so
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Nanaimo-Bar
08/08/19 7:42:57 PM
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Garioshi posted...
I'm 10 hours away from my house so
your children aren't

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rodu_jr
08/08/19 7:43:05 PM
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make room in the freezer
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coinstarcad
08/08/19 7:43:46 PM
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Burn my house.
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viewmaster_pi
08/08/19 7:43:49 PM
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everyone knows if you can oink louder than the head hog, they will bow to you
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JimCarrysToe
08/08/19 7:44:12 PM
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Make sure the doors are closed. Watch trump singing pop songs on youtube.
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Biofighter55
08/08/19 7:44:47 PM
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I'm at work so...
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Garioshi
08/08/19 7:45:09 PM
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Nanaimo-Bar posted...
Garioshi posted...
I'm 10 hours away from my house so
your children aren't

I'm 19
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OwlRammer
08/08/19 7:45:47 PM
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Antifar
08/08/19 7:46:29 PM
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Ask rural Americans a legit question
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orangefire25
08/08/19 7:47:15 PM
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Cut the fuck out of them with my fleet of stainless butter knives. Painful deaths.
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bover_87
08/08/19 7:47:28 PM
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I don't live on the ground floor so good luck actually doing anything to me.
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SpudForce
08/08/19 7:49:44 PM
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Well I'm screwed, I don't think my measly 9mm Glock is going to do much against feral hogs.
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Funkydog
08/08/19 7:50:33 PM
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Blockade the door to the stairs with my sofa and condemn those living in the apartment to their fate.
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inTaCtfuL
08/08/19 7:50:42 PM
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Garioshi posted...
Nanaimo-Bar posted...
Garioshi posted...
I'm 10 hours away from my house so
your children aren't

I'm 19

So? There's plenty of 19 year old kids with kids.
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CommonStar
08/08/19 7:50:44 PM
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Set out a table of donuts and coffee, I heard they like that.
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Garioshi
08/08/19 7:50:57 PM
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inTaCtfuL posted...
Garioshi posted...
Nanaimo-Bar posted...
Garioshi posted...
I'm 10 hours away from my house so
your children aren't

I'm 19

So? There's plenty of 19 year old kids with kids.

I'm not one of them
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Nanaimo-Bar
08/08/19 7:51:07 PM
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Garioshi posted...
I'm 19
and you've made some bad decisions if it means you have children who are threatened by 30-50 feral hogs and you are 10 hours away and don't have any guns to protect them

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viewmaster_pi
08/08/19 7:51:18 PM
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bover_87 posted...
I don't live on the ground floor so good luck actually doing anything to me.
they'll take out the supports and drop your whole floor down, then close in and gore you to death, they don't need luck, you do
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Buzz Killjoy
08/08/19 7:52:36 PM
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I do have guns, including one I specifically acquired to shoot feral hogs.
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modena
08/08/19 7:53:05 PM
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I keep a machete hidden by my door,I would hook the door chain to let it open a few inches and keep stabbing them in the face since they cant fit through.
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Nanaimo-Bar
08/08/19 7:53:44 PM
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Buzz Killjoy posted...
I do have guns, including one I specifically acquired to shoot feral hogs.
You spend one of your few precious minutes left on this earth searching for your hog guns until you find out that the police clandestinely broke in to your house to confiscate them

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bover_87
08/08/19 7:56:32 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
bover_87 posted...
I don't live on the ground floor so good luck actually doing anything to me.
they'll take out the supports and drop your whole floor down, then close in and gore you to death, they don't need luck, you do

Wild hogs don't understand principles of demolition.
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viewmaster_pi
08/08/19 7:57:31 PM
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bover_87 posted...
Wild hogs don't understand principles of demolition.
They don't need to, they're just gonna indescriminately destroy things until it all comes down
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Nanaimo-Bar
08/08/19 7:57:37 PM
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bover_87 posted...
Wild hogs don't understand principles of demolition.
incorrect, humans learned the art of demolition from wild hogs

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Garioshi
08/08/19 7:58:16 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
bover_87 posted...
Wild hogs don't understand principles of demolition.
They don't need to, they're just gonna indescriminately destroy things until it all comes down

and then they get buried in the rubble
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EverDownward
08/08/19 7:58:30 PM
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Call animal control, I guess. Make sure the doors are closed.
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Bloodychess
08/08/19 7:59:33 PM
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Fill up the bath tub, bring up supplies, destroy the stairs, wait for help
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bover_87
08/08/19 8:00:01 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
bover_87 posted...
Wild hogs don't understand principles of demolition.
They don't need to, they're just gonna indescriminately destroy things until it all comes down

The OP says feral hogs, not hogs that were injected with meth. Feral hogs aren't going to just randomly barrel into walls.
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MabusIncarnate
08/08/19 8:03:47 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4oNA8ViuwI" data-time="&start=14


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rodu_jr
08/08/19 8:22:39 PM
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Nanaimo-Bar posted...
bover_87 posted...
Wild hogs don't understand principles of demolition.
incorrect, humans learned the art of demolition from wild hogs

it is known
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Nanaimo-Bar
08/08/19 8:31:02 PM
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undefined posted... undefined posted... undefined posted... Wild hogs don't understand principles of demolition.
They don't need to, they're just gonna indescriminately destroy things until it all comes down
The OP says feral hogs, not hogs that were injected with meth. Feral hogs aren't going to just randomly barrel into walls.
You hypothetically threw some meth in the trash bin earlier today and left it out for the garbage man to pick up but the feral hogs are going to get there first.

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NeoShadowhen
08/08/19 8:39:07 PM
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Get in the car and drive off. Weve run drills. Three minutes is plenty.
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OmegaM
08/10/19 7:02:00 PM
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This video (at 3:25) says that feral hogs almost never attack people unprovoked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DadiycrLNP4" data-time="
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Sunburst
08/10/19 7:06:59 PM
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If not dangerous, I might would build a hog pen for them and feed them.
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Blackstar110
08/10/19 7:07:47 PM
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Dual wield my AKs and--

Nanaimo-Bar posted...
you have no guns

oh jesus it's over

RIP my children

thanks obama and killary
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Tsuyoi3
08/10/19 7:08:59 PM
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Gather family into car and leave.
Maybe quickly grab a couple stuff.
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