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SaccharineSmile
07/11/19 12:40:13 PM
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Questionmarktarius
07/11/19 12:41:04 PM
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Pffft.
It'll still make a bucket of money, and end up getting watched by kids six or seven times a day when it hits home video.
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DarkRoast
07/11/19 12:42:57 PM
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I didn't ask for any of these stupid live action remakes
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Questionmarktarius
07/11/19 12:46:01 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
I didn't ask for any of these stupid live action remakes

I'm still asking for a live-action Black Cauldron...
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UnholyMudcrab
07/11/19 12:46:38 PM
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I really hope this flops and takes Disney down a peg, but I know it's not going to.
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MC_BatCommander
07/11/19 12:53:43 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
I really hope this flops and takes Disney down a peg, but I know it's not going to.


Disney is just doing what makes money, you should be upset with people who pay to see this stuff
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Hanky_Bannister
07/11/19 1:00:11 PM
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it looks soulless
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PoopPotato
07/11/19 1:01:38 PM
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Cinderella was the only one I've been impressed with. Aladdin and Beast were ok, Maleficent was awful.
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Banjo2553
07/11/19 1:03:01 PM
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PoopPotato posted...
Cinderella was the only one I've been impressed with. Aladdin and Beast were ok, Maleficent was awful.

I completely forgot they made a live action Cinderella.
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K3vintheDork
07/11/19 1:03:03 PM
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PoopPotato posted...
Maleficent was awful.


This needs to be repeated at least once a day.
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voldothegr8
07/11/19 1:03:52 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
I didn't ask for any of these stupid live action remakes

Most people didn't either, but they print money for Disney so it's not going to stop.
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markconigliaro
07/11/19 1:23:49 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
i had high hopes for this one, but i saw that clip of Simba and Timon and Pumbaa walking and talking yesterday and none of their faces were emotive at all the entire time. it most definitely seemed lifeless, like people are saying.


I looked at a few reviews and that's basically the gist of it. Since they are using realistic characters, they can't make them emote as much. They can't make a realistic CG lion do a big cartoonish face, that would look weird. And also the voice acting has the match the facial expressions, so it's just overall flat.
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GreatEvilEmpire
07/11/19 1:31:20 PM
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Dropped to 56%. Looks like a mess.
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DarkRoast
07/11/19 2:55:12 PM
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They're working on his roar
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Romes187
07/11/19 3:15:29 PM
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yikes
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spanky1
07/11/19 3:26:27 PM
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But...but...all those early Twitter reactions were so glowing...
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Dathrowed1
07/11/19 3:27:38 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Pffft.
It'll still make a bucket of money, and end up getting watched by kids six or seven times a day when it hits home video.

Boatload of money, yes. Kids watching it 6 or 7 times when the original is still out? No
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Sir Will
07/11/19 3:33:48 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
i had high hopes for this one, but i saw that clip of Simba and Timon and Pumbaa walking and talking yesterday and none of their faces were emotive at all the entire time. it most definitely seemed lifeless, like people are saying.

I've been saying this since the start. They were never emotive, in any of the previews.

Questionmarktarius posted...
It'll still make a bucket of money

But, this.
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Behaviorism
07/11/19 3:43:58 PM
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PoopPotato posted...
Cinderella was the only one I've been impressed with. Aladdin and Beast were ok, Maleficent was awful.

Jungle Book was great. Only negative was kaa and king louie parts were way too short
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HypnoCoosh
07/11/19 3:48:01 PM
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Just dont spend your money on it, pretty easy.

I know I wont.
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EvalAngell
07/11/19 3:55:51 PM
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kids aren't going to watch this repeatedly. it's not nearly as colorful and fun as the original. Another huge mistake is that it's kinda tough to distinguish Mufasa, Simba and Scar from each other. Kids need that distinction to make an emotional connection. Yeah Disney will make a lot of money, but the dropoff from week 1 to week 2 will be enormous. It has no legs to survive anything beyond a month long run in theaters. Not to mention the nostalgia factor that Disney is banking on, will only apply to 30-40 year olds. No current child has a desire to see this movie because they weren't alive for the original.
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myzz7
07/11/19 3:59:06 PM
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they're banking off millennial nostalgia money but they ain't getting a dime off me. lion king in the 90s was one of my favorites. what a shame.
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Damn_Underscore
07/11/19 4:02:56 PM
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Ok, hopefully THIS is the beginning of the end of Disney remakes.
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Dathrowed1
07/11/19 5:11:58 PM
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Behaviorism posted...
PoopPotato posted...
Cinderella was the only one I've been impressed with. Aladdin and Beast were ok, Maleficent was awful.

Jungle Book was great. Only negative was kaa and king louie parts were way too short

Yeah Jungle Book was the only one I wanted to see. Making Maleficent an antihero lost me
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pegusus123456
07/11/19 5:37:20 PM
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Dathrowed1 posted...
Behaviorism posted...
PoopPotato posted...
Cinderella was the only one I've been impressed with. Aladdin and Beast were ok, Maleficent was awful.

Jungle Book was great. Only negative was kaa and king louie parts were way too short

Yeah Jungle Book was the only one I wanted to see. Making Maleficent an antihero lost me

I always thought that was a weird choice since one of her most iconic lines is, "You think you could defeat me? The mistress of all evil?!"
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littlebro07
07/11/19 5:39:38 PM
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The scene of them walking across the log bridge thing as Simba ages looks awful. In the original they're swinging their heads side to side to the music but in this they're just...walking.
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ledbowman
07/11/19 5:48:23 PM
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A movie shouldn't be constantly reminding you of a better movie you'd rather be watching.
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Makeveli_lives
07/11/19 5:52:24 PM
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https://www.metacritic.com/movie/the-lion-king-2019

57 right now.

This is ridiculous though. Reviews were split on Aladdin because of creative changes to the original, reviews are split on this because it's too similar to the original.

This is the new star wars trilogy all over again.
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Bad_Mojo
07/12/19 2:48:45 AM
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au_gold
07/12/19 2:49:18 AM
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Confirmed flop.
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darkprince45
07/12/19 2:49:58 AM
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Makeveli_lives posted...
https://www.metacritic.com/movie/the-lion-king-2019

57 right now.

This is ridiculous though. Reviews were split on Aladdin because of creative changes to the original, reviews are split on this because it's too similar to the original.

This is the new star wars trilogy all over again.

Hmm thats so weird. That being said not of that will matter because its gonna make cash
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