Current Events > 1 million dollars but Mike Tyson does this to you for 5 minutes

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Knowledge_King 07/09/19 5:43:08 PM #51:	nemu posted... Anyone who thinks they could dodge the first punch, let alone the subsequent 500 punches, has clearly never even seen a punch in their life. Even if it was current old man Tyson, Im sure it would still be one of the scariest things in the world to face head on unless he has some serious health issues. I mean...I've been in the ring multiple times and sparred and trained. And it's less dodging than avoiding, blocking, parrying, covering up and moving entirely out of the way and away from him. Make him chase you and just block if he gets close and keep running. Bishop9800 posted... Let me guess, you've never been a fight before haven't you? He's not 100% wrong. Like the 'not-that-fast' is wrong, and he's not going to easily do it, but it's definitely waaay easier to dodge when you're not like...invested in hitting the other person. --- http://www.warwithwords.com Run: 5 star review, IndieReader approved: https://www.amazon.com/Run-M-N/dp/1973143763/ <cite>Knowledge_King posted [p:924464618] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>nemu posted...</cite> <quote>Anyone who thinks they could dodge the first punch, let alone the subsequent 500 punches, has clearly never even seen a punch in their life. Even if it was current old man Tyson, Im sure it would still be one of the scariest things in the world to face head on unless he has some serious health issues.</quote> I mean...I've been in the ring multiple times and sparred and trained. And it's less dodging than avoiding, blocking, parrying, covering up and moving entirely out of the way and away from him. Make him chase you and just block if he gets close and keep running. <cite>Bishop9800 posted...</cite> <quote>Let me guess, you've never been a fight before haven't you?</quote> He's not 100% wrong. Like the 'not-that-fast' is wrong, and he's not going to easily do it, but it's definitely waaay easier to dodge when you're not like...invested in hitting the other person.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 07/09/19 5:46:41 PM #52:	Knowledge_King posted... Make him chase you and just block if he gets close and keep running. Have fun with your busted-ass forearms if you try to block Prime Mike Tyson for five minutes. Dude hits with an estimated 1400 lbs of force. If you're not built like an absolute tank, he's gonna shred you in fifteen seconds. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:924464756] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>Knowledge_King posted...</cite> <quote>Make him chase you and just block if he gets close and keep running. </quote> Have fun with your busted-ass forearms if you try to block Prime Mike Tyson for five minutes. Dude hits with an estimated 1400 lbs of force. If you're not built like an absolute tank, he's gonna shred you in fifteen seconds.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 07/09/19 5:49:16 PM #53:	Counter offer. I let Tyson talk to me about pigeons for five hours. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:924464856] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>Counter offer. I let Tyson talk to me about pigeons for five hours.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Knowledge_King 07/09/19 6:22:44 PM #54:	Gobstoppers12 posted... Have fun with your busted-ass forearms if you try to block Prime Mike Tyson for five minutes. Dude hits with an estimated 1400 lbs of force. If you're not built like an absolute tank, he's gonna shred you in fifteen seconds. I mean...I'm a heavyweight who weighs more than him. And hurt forearms is worth a million. --- http://www.warwithwords.com Run: 5 star review, IndieReader approved: https://www.amazon.com/Run-M-N/dp/1973143763/ <cite>Knowledge_King posted [p:924466157] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gobstoppers12 posted...</cite> <quote> Have fun with your busted-ass forearms if you try to block Prime Mike Tyson for five minutes. Dude hits with an estimated 1400 lbs of force. If you're not built like an absolute tank, he's gonna shred you in fifteen seconds.</quote> I mean...I'm a heavyweight who weighs more than him. And hurt forearms is worth a million.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 07/09/19 6:24:26 PM #55:	Mike Tyson in his prime was like bringing a gun to a knife fight --- Well allons-y, Alonso! <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:924466236] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>Mike Tyson in his prime was like bringing a gun to a knife fight</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 07/09/19 8:38:16 PM #56:	Knowledge_King posted... I mean...I'm a heavyweight who weighs more than him. And hurt forearms is worth a million. Imagine thinking an amateur could stand up to a 5 minute barrage from Mike Tyson without ref intervention. Pretend he doesn't stop just because he knocks you down. He hits you full force for five minutes straight. I don't care who you are, that's not going to be worth it. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:924471490] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>Knowledge_King posted...</cite> <quote> I mean...I'm a heavyweight who weighs more than him. And hurt forearms is worth a million.</quote> Imagine thinking an amateur could stand up to a 5 minute barrage from Mike Tyson without ref intervention. Pretend he doesn't stop just because he knocks you down. He hits you full force for five minutes straight. I don't care who you are, that's not going to be worth it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Abiz_ 07/09/19 8:41:34 PM #57:	Dude says he doesn't work out anymore on Joe Rogan podcast... Sure, I would consider a couple broken ribs worth it. He says he doesn't like even doing training like punching the bag.. So I think he would be merciful. Edit: Didn't notice it was prime Mike. Fuck no. <cite>Abiz_ posted [p:924471626] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>Dude says he doesn't work out anymore on Joe Rogan podcast... Sure, I would consider a couple broken ribs worth it. He says he doesn't like even doing training like punching the bag.. So I think he would be merciful. Edit: Didn't notice it was prime Mike. Fuck no.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 07/09/19 8:51:51 PM #58:	I would accept if ~~I were Mike Tyson~~ --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:924471992] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>I would accept if I were Mike Tyson</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rainbow_Dashing 07/09/19 11:12:18 PM #59:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51090bGcoR8" data-time=" People who think they can just dodge all of his punches are just wrong. Seriously, look how fast those are coming out. All it takes is for one to hit you and you lose all your ability to dodge in the immense pain for most people. Can you perfectly dodge for 5 minutes? Lol no. You'll definitely be dead after that too. No way anyone can survive realistically against prime tyson for five minutes straight. --- https://imgur.com/p0Sbo https://imgur.com/mghB33T https://imgur.com/NWrZa <cite>Rainbow_Dashing posted [p:924477578] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51090bGcoR8" data-time=" People who think they can just dodge all of his punches are just wrong. Seriously, look how fast those are coming out. All it takes is for one to hit you and you lose all your ability to dodge in the immense pain for most people. Can you perfectly dodge for 5 minutes? Lol no. You'll definitely be dead after that too. No way anyone can survive realistically against prime tyson for five minutes straight.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 07/09/19 11:20:54 PM #60:	Five minutes of hard punching from an angry high level boxer in their prime is basically assured death. Maybe if you are "lucky" you will be paraplegic and/or severely brain damaged instead. Like unless he aims solely for non vital spots you are dead or so damaged you are effectively dead. Even if he just unloaded on your legs the whole time you would likely die from internal bleeding via major arteries bursting. --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:924477863] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>Five minutes of hard punching from an angry high level boxer in their prime is basically assured death. Maybe if you are "lucky" you will be paraplegic and/or severely brain damaged instead. Like unless he aims solely for non vital spots you are dead or so damaged you are effectively dead. Even if he just unloaded on your legs the whole time you would likely die from internal bleeding via major arteries bursting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Torrific 07/09/19 11:26:47 PM #61:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB8Ms2qs6d0" data-time="&start=86 (watch the next 10 seconds) Even though Donnie Yen himself is highly skilled, Tyson was not giving his all (he's acting after all) and the entire sequence was choreographed, Donnie Yen still almost got hit. <cite>Torrific posted [p:924478101] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB8Ms2qs6d0" data-time="&start=86 (watch the next 10 seconds) Even though Donnie Yen himself is highly skilled, Tyson was not giving his all (he's acting after all) and the entire sequence was choreographed, Donnie Yen still almost got hit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TreyFlowers 07/09/19 11:30:11 PM #62:	By "use as a punching bag", do you mean stand there, defenseless and take all punishment? If so, no, you'd be dead. If you're allowed to at least try and protect your head/body (curl into the fetal position)... maybe --- PATRIOTS Tom Brady objectively has six rings. <cite>TreyFlowers posted [p:924478226] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>By "use as a punching bag", do you mean stand there, defenseless and take all punishment? If so, no, you'd be dead. If you're allowed to at least try and protect your head/body (curl into the fetal position)... maybe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
snowman9267 07/10/19 12:05:59 AM #63:	Imagine being some am fighter and thinking you're not going to get the complete stuffing knocked out of you in this situation. --- plays the Grismal flute <cite>snowman9267 posted [p:924479453] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>Imagine being some am fighter and thinking you're not going to get the complete stuffing knocked out of you in this situation.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KainWind 07/10/19 12:14:54 AM #64:	Turbam posted... His weak hands would shatter against my chiseled bod after one punch Still more likely than dodging every punch for 5 minutes. Even if they did though, no way would they get paid because that would be a pretty useless punching bag if you can't even hit it. --- https://imgur.com/oMugXmg https://imgur.com/nShwM9s https://imgur.com/DUyR2e8 https://imgur.com/bCo6Qbd <cite>KainWind posted [p:924479756] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote>His weak hands would shatter against my chiseled bod after one punch</quote> Still more likely than dodging every punch for 5 minutes. Even if they did though, no way would they get paid because that would be a pretty useless punching bag if you can't even hit it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Knowledge_King 07/10/19 9:22:58 AM #65:	Rainbow_Dashing posted... People who think they can just dodge all of his punches are just wrong. Seriously, look how fast those are coming out. All it takes is for one to hit you and you lose all your ability to dodge in the immense pain for most people. Can you perfectly dodge for 5 minutes? I mean...I know Tyson extensively, I know how good and fast and strong he is. Yeah you can pretty much run for 5 minutes against anyone unless you get cut off. And even then it's just blocking a few hits before getting away and continuing to run. pikachupwnage posted... Five minutes of hard punching from an angry high level boxer in their prime is basically assured death. Yeah that's why I said only if you can dodge and move. Gobstoppers12 posted... Imagine thinking an amateur could stand up to a 5 minute barrage from Mike Tyson without ref intervention. Pretend he doesn't stop just because he knocks you down. The majority of his hits knock people down because they're mid-punch and/or off guard and don't see it coming. That's not happening here as I'm not punching back. And yeah an amateur could run for 5 minutes from Mike Tyson. Can they sit there and take it? No, not 99% of them, but they can certainly just run. --- http://www.warwithwords.com Run: 5 star review, IndieReader approved: https://www.amazon.com/Run-M-N/dp/1973143763/ <cite>Knowledge_King posted [p:924490662] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>Rainbow_Dashing posted...</cite> <quote>People who think they can just dodge all of his punches are just wrong. Seriously, look how fast those are coming out. All it takes is for one to hit you and you lose all your ability to dodge in the immense pain for most people. Can you perfectly dodge for 5 minutes? </quote> I mean...I know Tyson extensively, I know how good and fast and strong he is. Yeah you can pretty much run for 5 minutes against anyone unless you get cut off. And even then it's just blocking a few hits before getting away and continuing to run. <cite>pikachupwnage posted...</cite> <quote>Five minutes of hard punching from an angry high level boxer in their prime is basically assured death.</quote> Yeah that's why I said only if you can dodge and move. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted...</cite> <quote> Imagine thinking an amateur could stand up to a 5 minute barrage from Mike Tyson without ref intervention. Pretend he doesn't stop just because he knocks you down.</quote> The majority of his hits knock people down because they're mid-punch and/or off guard and don't see it coming. That's not happening here as I'm not punching back. And yeah an amateur could run for 5 minutes from Mike Tyson. Can they sit there and take it? No, not 99% of them, but they can certainly just run.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pukelid 07/10/19 9:24:14 AM #66:	Gobstoppers12 posted... Scotty_Rogers posted... @Gobstoppers12 Youth Gohan would tank all of them Teen Gohan (Cell Games) could probably tank infinite punches from any normal human. gohan wasnt a teenager when he fought cell yo --- Hairistotle <cite>Pukelid posted [p:924490708] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gobstoppers12 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Scotty_Rogers posted...</cite> <quote>@Gobstoppers12 Youth Gohan would tank all of them</quote> Teen Gohan (Cell Games) could probably tank infinite punches from any normal human.</quote> gohan wasnt a teenager when he fought cell yo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sage JJ 07/11/19 1:15:32 AM #67:	fenderbender321 posted... Sage JJ posted... fenderbender321 posted... Freeney posted... Knowledge_King posted... Like....can you move and block and fight back? If not, then no. No deal. Lol, would it matter? Exactly. Even if you dodge and defend successfully he'll just bite your ear off. To be fair he only bit the ear of cause holyfield kept headbutting him throughout the match really stupid because if the refs are allowing headbutting then that means you get to do it too. Odds are the refs wont allow biting an ear off lol. I agree it's stupid but I only know this cause I watched an interview with a much older Tyson and he was giving his side while they showed slowed down examples of the headbutts and how the ref either didn't see them or was ignoring them. After the 4th time or so Tyson says he got pissed and said fuck it and bit his ear --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>Sage JJ posted [p:924528049] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sage JJ posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>Freeney posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>Knowledge_King posted...</cite> <quote> Like....can you move and block and fight back? If not, then no. No deal. </quote> Lol, would it matter? </quote> Exactly. Even if you dodge and defend successfully he'll just bite your ear off. </quote> To be fair he only bit the ear of cause holyfield kept headbutting him throughout the match</quote> really stupid because if the refs are allowing headbutting then that means you get to do it too. Odds are the refs wont allow biting an ear off lol.</quote> I agree it's stupid but I only know this cause I watched an interview with a much older Tyson and he was giving his side while they showed slowed down examples of the headbutts and how the ref either didn't see them or was ignoring them. After the 4th time or so Tyson says he got pissed and said fuck it and bit his ear</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dathrowed1 07/11/19 1:18:16 AM #68:	cmiller4642 posted... Here he is against an undefeated boxer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuaFIRD7_5Y" data-time=" Spinks lost the will to fight after that match. Mike Tyson beat him so bad that Spinks quit boxing and just stopped fighting --- sig <cite>Dathrowed1 posted [p:924528122] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>cmiller4642 posted...</cite> <quote>Here he is against an undefeated boxer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuaFIRD7_5Y" data-time="</quote> Spinks lost the will to fight after that match. Mike Tyson beat him so bad that Spinks quit boxing and just stopped fighting</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cornmuffins 07/11/19 1:18:38 AM #69:	Ill just run around him! Lol --- Getting C's and D's, saying thanks and please. You broke the golden rule, you're staying after school. <cite>Cornmuffins posted [p:924528131] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>Ill just run around him! Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dathrowed1 07/11/19 1:22:02 AM #70:	Awesome posted... DifferentialEquation posted... MC_BatCommander posted... Knowledge_King posted... Freeney posted... Knowledge_King posted... Like....can you move and block and fight back? If not, then no. No deal. Lol, would it matter? I mean...yeah. I can successfully block hits and dodge for 5 minutes. So I'll take the million. But I'm not letting someone who hits as hard as Tyson just tee off on me. You are not blocking or dodging Tyson, lol He never said he would try to punch him back. As long as you focus 100% on defense/evasion, it would easily be possible to make it 5 minutes without getting hit. you guys watch too many movies, theres no human ever alive that can fight tyson and not get hit hard a few times within 5 minutes of fighting mike. it just doesnt work that way. These dudes think they are Mayweather or Winky Wright. What was that quote that Tyson said? "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face" --- sig <cite>Dathrowed1 posted [p:924528200] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>Awesome posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DifferentialEquation posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MC_BatCommander posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Knowledge_King posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Freeney posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Knowledge_King posted...</cite> <quote>Like....can you move and block and fight back? If not, then no. No deal.</quote> Lol, would it matter?</quote> I mean...yeah. I can successfully block hits and dodge for 5 minutes. So I'll take the million. But I'm not letting someone who hits as hard as Tyson just tee off on me.</quote> You are not blocking or dodging Tyson, lol</quote> He never said he would try to punch him back. As long as you focus 100% on defense/evasion, it would easily be possible to make it 5 minutes without getting hit.</quote> you guys watch too many movies, theres no human ever alive that can fight tyson and not get hit hard a few times within 5 minutes of fighting mike. it just doesnt work that way.</quote> These dudes think they are Mayweather or Winky Wright. What was that quote that Tyson said? "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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