Current Events > 1 million dollars but Mike Tyson does this to you for 5 minutes

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cmiller4642 07/08/19 11:24:22 PM #1:	You're transported to 1988 and a prime Tyson uses you as a heavy bag. He's in a bad mood too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiGXUF9D18s" data-time=" <cite>cmiller4642 posted [p:924433569] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>You're transported to 1988 and a prime Tyson uses you as a heavy bag. He's in a bad mood too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiGXUF9D18s" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yunalenne10 07/08/19 11:25:24 PM #2:	That's going to be one LAVISH funeral. --- "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43 <cite>yunalenne10 posted [p:924433608] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>That's going to be one LAVISH funeral.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zero_Destroyer 07/08/19 11:26:21 PM #3:	uhhh i'm pretty sure i'd be dead so no --- Enjoy movies and television? Check out my blog! I do reviews and analyses. http://fictionrantreview.wordpress.com/ (The Force Awakens spoiler review up!) <cite>Zero_Destroyer posted [p:924433643] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>uhhh i'm pretty sure i'd be dead so no</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cmiller4642 07/08/19 11:32:03 PM #4:	Here he is against an undefeated boxer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuaFIRD7_5Y" data-time=" <cite>cmiller4642 posted [p:924433839] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>Here he is against an undefeated boxer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuaFIRD7_5Y" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 07/08/19 11:44:05 PM #5:	I would assuming I'm guaranteed a magical full recovery 5 minutes of that would probably kill most people --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:924434270] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>I would assuming I'm guaranteed a magical full recovery 5 minutes of that would probably kill most people</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 07/09/19 4:02:26 AM #6:	Hell no! --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:924440348] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>Hell no!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 07/09/19 4:04:45 AM #7:	Literally five of those punches would kill a normal human being. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:924440388] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>Literally five of those punches would kill a normal human being.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 07/09/19 4:05:23 AM #8:	@Gobstoppers12 Youth Gohan would tank all of them --- THE FAM BEYOND FAM. <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:924440395] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>@Gobstoppers12 Youth Gohan would tank all of them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo 07/09/19 4:07:11 AM #9:	I'd be dead if I just let prime Mike Tyson wail on me for 5min --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:924440419] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>I'd be dead if I just let prime Mike Tyson wail on me for 5min</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 07/09/19 4:07:29 AM #10:	Scotty_Rogers posted... @Gobstoppers12 Youth Gohan would tank all of them Teen Gohan (Cell Games) could probably tank infinite punches from any normal human. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:924440427] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>Scotty_Rogers posted...</cite> <quote>@Gobstoppers12 Youth Gohan would tank all of them</quote> Teen Gohan (Cell Games) could probably tank infinite punches from any normal human.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo 07/09/19 4:23:40 AM #11:	Bad_Mojo posted... I'd be dead if I just let prime Mike Tyson wail on me for 5min Like, a round in boxing is 3mins --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:924440677] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bad_Mojo posted...</cite> <quote>I'd be dead if I just let prime Mike Tyson wail on me for 5min</quote> Like, a round in boxing is 3mins</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimjimfizzle 07/09/19 4:26:55 AM #12:	He can do that to my prostate --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass. <cite>slimjimfizzle posted [p:924440722] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>He can do that to my prostate</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 07/09/19 4:39:06 AM #13:	I like living, so no. --- No matter where you go, there you are. <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:924440913] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>I like living, so no.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Knowledge_King 07/09/19 10:08:45 AM #14:	Like....can you move and block and fight back? If not, then no. No deal. --- http://www.warwithwords.com Run: 5 star review, IndieReader approved: https://www.amazon.com/Run-M-N/dp/1973143763/ <cite>Knowledge_King posted [p:924446818] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>Like....can you move and block and fight back? If not, then no. No deal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freeney 07/09/19 10:13:37 AM #15:	Knowledge_King posted... Like....can you move and block and fight back? If not, then no. No deal. Lol, would it matter? --- 2016/17 MYPH Football Pick 'Em Champion! Colts \| Raptors \| Blue Jays \| Maple Leafs \| TFC \| MCFC <cite>Freeney posted [p:924446974] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>Knowledge_King posted...</cite> <quote>Like....can you move and block and fight back? If not, then no. No deal.</quote> Lol, would it matter?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Monkhood 07/09/19 10:22:27 AM #17:	easy --- Highly offensive and illegal materiel. <cite>Monkhood posted [p:924447233] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>easy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sage JJ 07/09/19 10:44:33 AM #18:	fenderbender321 posted... Freeney posted... Knowledge_King posted... Like....can you move and block and fight back? If not, then no. No deal. Lol, would it matter? Exactly. Even if you dodge and defend successfully he'll just bite your ear off. To be fair he only bit the ear of cause holyfield kept headbutting him throughout the match --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>Sage JJ posted [p:924447977] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Freeney posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>Knowledge_King posted...</cite> <quote> Like....can you move and block and fight back? If not, then no. No deal. </quote> Lol, would it matter?</quote> Exactly. Even if you dodge and defend successfully he'll just bite your ear off.</quote> To be fair he only bit the ear of cause holyfield kept headbutting him throughout the match</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumpo 07/09/19 10:46:40 AM #19:	Money must increase at least ten fold <cite>Trumpo posted [p:924448045] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>Money must increase at least ten fold</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DifferentialEquation 07/09/19 10:48:38 AM #20:	Hell no. If I could do more than just stand there, then sure. He's strong as hell, but he's also not that fast and I could probably dodge all his punches for 5 minutes. --- There's no business to be taxed. <cite>DifferentialEquation posted [p:924448121] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>Hell no. If I could do more than just stand there, then sure. He's strong as hell, but he's also not that fast and I could probably dodge all his punches for 5 minutes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 07/09/19 10:49:38 AM #21:	Theres a high chance one punch from him could cause brain damage. --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:924448153] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>Theres a high chance one punch from him could cause brain damage.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 07/09/19 11:09:49 AM #22:	https://imgur.com/qXlN3sF --- ''25 posts in and no one has addressed the orignal question. Also, I'm continuing that streak :P'' ~ Lord_Zenki Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:924448948] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>https://imgur.com/qXlN3sF</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 07/09/19 11:54:18 AM #23:	DifferentialEquation posted... Hell no. If I could do more than just stand there, then sure. He's strong as hell, but he's also not that fast and I could probably dodge all his punches for 5 minutes. lol --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:924450540] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>DifferentialEquation posted...</cite> <quote>Hell no. If I could do more than just stand there, then sure. He's strong as hell, but he's also not that fast and I could probably dodge all his punches for 5 minutes.</quote> lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 07/09/19 11:54:46 AM #24:	Doesn't have to be Tyson, if you let a grown man beat on you for 5 minutes without defending, he'll have broken hands and you'll have internal bleeding which will most likely kill you. <cite>bknight posted [p:924450557] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>Doesn't have to be Tyson, if you let a grown man beat on you for 5 minutes without defending, he'll have broken hands and you'll have internal bleeding which will most likely kill you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 07/09/19 11:56:11 AM #25:	In a boxing match the ref will pull you off after like 5 seconds of that. No thanks. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:924450617] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>In a boxing match the ref will pull you off after like 5 seconds of that. No thanks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Knowledge_King 07/09/19 1:49:18 PM #26:	Freeney posted... Knowledge_King posted... Like....can you move and block and fight back? If not, then no. No deal. Lol, would it matter? I mean...yeah. I can successfully block hits and dodge for 5 minutes. So I'll take the million. But I'm not letting someone who hits as hard as Tyson just tee off on me. --- http://www.warwithwords.com Run: 5 star review, IndieReader approved: https://www.amazon.com/Run-M-N/dp/1973143763/ <cite>Knowledge_King posted [p:924454913] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>Freeney posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Knowledge_King posted...</cite> <quote>Like....can you move and block and fight back? If not, then no. No deal.</quote> Lol, would it matter?</quote> I mean...yeah. I can successfully block hits and dodge for 5 minutes. So I'll take the million. But I'm not letting someone who hits as hard as Tyson just tee off on me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 07/09/19 1:53:41 PM #27:	Knowledge_King posted... Freeney posted... Knowledge_King posted... Like....can you move and block and fight back? If not, then no. No deal. Lol, would it matter? I mean...yeah. I can successfully block hits and dodge for 5 minutes. So I'll take the million. But I'm not letting someone who hits as hard as Tyson just tee off on me. You are not blocking or dodging Tyson, lol --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:924455087] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>Knowledge_King posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Freeney posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Knowledge_King posted...</cite> <quote>Like....can you move and block and fight back? If not, then no. No deal.</quote> Lol, would it matter?</quote> I mean...yeah. I can successfully block hits and dodge for 5 minutes. So I'll take the million. But I'm not letting someone who hits as hard as Tyson just tee off on me.</quote> You are not blocking or dodging Tyson, lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Awesome 07/09/19 1:57:19 PM #28:	one old sparring partner of tyson said to put a phone book and put it against the side of your head and have somebody swing a baseball bat to it, and thats how it felt getting a hook from tyson. --- Hello. <cite>Awesome posted [p:924455224] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>one old sparring partner of tyson said to put a phone book and put it against the side of your head and have somebody swing a baseball bat to it, and thats how it felt getting a hook from tyson.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DifferentialEquation 07/09/19 2:20:55 PM #29:	MC_BatCommander posted... Knowledge_King posted... Freeney posted... Knowledge_King posted... Like....can you move and block and fight back? If not, then no. No deal. Lol, would it matter? I mean...yeah. I can successfully block hits and dodge for 5 minutes. So I'll take the million. But I'm not letting someone who hits as hard as Tyson just tee off on me. You are not blocking or dodging Tyson, lol He never said he would try to punch him back. As long as you focus 100% on defense/evasion, it would easily be possible to make it 5 minutes without getting hit. --- There's no business to be taxed. <cite>DifferentialEquation posted [p:924456151] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>MC_BatCommander posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Knowledge_King posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Freeney posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Knowledge_King posted...</cite> <quote>Like....can you move and block and fight back? If not, then no. No deal.</quote> Lol, would it matter?</quote> I mean...yeah. I can successfully block hits and dodge for 5 minutes. So I'll take the million. But I'm not letting someone who hits as hard as Tyson just tee off on me.</quote> You are not blocking or dodging Tyson, lol</quote> He never said he would try to punch him back. As long as you focus 100% on defense/evasion, it would easily be possible to make it 5 minutes without getting hit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Awesome 07/09/19 2:24:00 PM #30:	DifferentialEquation posted... MC_BatCommander posted... Knowledge_King posted... Freeney posted... Knowledge_King posted... Like....can you move and block and fight back? If not, then no. No deal. Lol, would it matter? I mean...yeah. I can successfully block hits and dodge for 5 minutes. So I'll take the million. But I'm not letting someone who hits as hard as Tyson just tee off on me. You are not blocking or dodging Tyson, lol He never said he would try to punch him back. As long as you focus 100% on defense/evasion, it would easily be possible to make it 5 minutes without getting hit. you guys watch too many movies, theres no human ever alive that can fight tyson and not get hit hard a few times within 5 minutes of fighting mike. it just doesnt work that way. --- Hello. <cite>Awesome posted [p:924456267] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>DifferentialEquation posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MC_BatCommander posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Knowledge_King posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Freeney posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Knowledge_King posted...</cite> <quote>Like....can you move and block and fight back? If not, then no. No deal.</quote> Lol, would it matter?</quote> I mean...yeah. I can successfully block hits and dodge for 5 minutes. So I'll take the million. But I'm not letting someone who hits as hard as Tyson just tee off on me.</quote> You are not blocking or dodging Tyson, lol</quote> He never said he would try to punch him back. As long as you focus 100% on defense/evasion, it would easily be possible to make it 5 minutes without getting hit.</quote> you guys watch too many movies, theres no human ever alive that can fight tyson and not get hit hard a few times within 5 minutes of fighting mike. it just doesnt work that way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 07/09/19 2:26:34 PM #31:	Deal. I'll pay Mikey 10,000k to go easy on me. Not a bad amount of change for just five minutes. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:924456355] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>Deal. I'll pay Mikey 10,000k to go easy on me. Not a bad amount of change for just five minutes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don 07/09/19 2:28:13 PM #32:	Scotty_Rogers posted... @Gobstoppers12 Youth Gohan would tank all of them lol I dont get you. you bitch about DBZ in all your topics but here you are with another DBZ reference --- https://imgur.com/hwZyGuA - courtesy of the homie United_World I speak my mind, cause biting my tongue hurts. <cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted [p:924456424] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>Scotty_Rogers posted...</cite> <quote>@Gobstoppers12 Youth Gohan would tank all of them</quote> lol I dont get you. you bitch about DBZ in all your topics but here you are with another DBZ reference</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Knowledge_King 07/09/19 2:35:24 PM #33:	MC_BatCommander posted... You are not blocking or dodging Tyson, lol I've trained in boxing. And if you're not trying to fight back, dodging and blocking gets 1000x easier. So yeah, I am. Awesome posted... you guys watch too many movies, theres no human ever alive that can fight tyson and not get hit hard a few times within 5 minutes of fighting mike. it just doesnt work that way. I mean...only a few times is fine. I'm just not getting wailed on for 5 minutes for no amount of money. 1 or 2 punches isn't going to kill me. --- http://www.warwithwords.com Run: 5 star review, IndieReader approved: https://www.amazon.com/Run-M-N/dp/1973143763/ <cite>Knowledge_King posted [p:924456710] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>MC_BatCommander posted...</cite> <quote>You are not blocking or dodging Tyson, lol</quote> I've trained in boxing. And if you're not trying to fight back, dodging and blocking gets 1000x easier. So yeah, I am. <cite>Awesome posted...</cite> <quote> you guys watch too many movies, theres no human ever alive that can fight tyson and not get hit hard a few times within 5 minutes of fighting mike. it just doesnt work that way.</quote> I mean...only a few times is fine. I'm just not getting wailed on for 5 minutes for no amount of money. 1 or 2 punches isn't going to kill me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 07/09/19 2:38:14 PM #34:	This guy has had so many first round knockouts its not even funny. I doubt I could go 5 mins with him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSP79oDv2vY" data-time=" --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:924456822] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>This guy has had so many first round knockouts its not even funny. I doubt I could go 5 mins with him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSP79oDv2vY" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DifferentialEquation 07/09/19 2:46:20 PM #35:	nevershine posted... This guy has had so many first round knockouts its not even funny. I doubt I could go 5 mins with him Knockouts against guys who were trying to hit him back, and thus leaving themselves wide open to his punches. Focus 100% on defense/evasion and lasting 5 minutes against Tyson would be pretty easy. --- There's no business to be taxed. <cite>DifferentialEquation posted [p:924457150] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>nevershine posted...</cite> <quote>This guy has had so many first round knockouts its not even funny. I doubt I could go 5 mins with him</quote> Knockouts against guys who were trying to hit him back, and thus leaving themselves wide open to his punches. Focus 100% on defense/evasion and lasting 5 minutes against Tyson would be pretty easy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 07/09/19 2:59:08 PM #36:	DifferentialEquation posted... He never said he would try to punch him back. As long as you focus 100% on defense/evasion, it would easily be possible to make it 5 minutes without getting hit. increasing lol size 10%, captain --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:924457682] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>DifferentialEquation posted...</cite> <quote>He never said he would try to punch him back. As long as you focus 100% on defense/evasion, it would easily be possible to make it 5 minutes without getting hit. </quote> increasing lol size 10%, captain</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation 07/09/19 3:03:09 PM #37:	For all of you and your weak organs, fetal position is your friend. --- I don't get it either. <cite>IHeartRadiation posted [p:924457856] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>For all of you and your weak organs, fetal position is your friend.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 07/09/19 3:09:22 PM #38:	Zero_Destroyer posted... uhhh i'm pretty sure i'd be dead so no --- Be wary of boarding the hype train, lest you end up on the ruse cruise... - nanobuilder (r/nintendo) http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:924458104] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zero_Destroyer posted...</cite> <quote>uhhh i'm pretty sure i'd be dead so no</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EffectAndCause 07/09/19 3:10:25 PM #39:	In the boxing ring he is the scariest human being to ever live, so no. --- https://imgur.com/wMshiEN <cite>EffectAndCause posted [p:924458147] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>In the boxing ring he is the scariest human being to ever live, so no.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Feetish 07/09/19 3:18:08 PM #40:	DifferentialEquation posted... MC_BatCommander posted... Knowledge_King posted... Freeney posted... Knowledge_King posted... Like....can you move and block and fight back? If not, then no. No deal. Lol, would it matter? I mean...yeah. I can successfully block hits and dodge for 5 minutes. So I'll take the million. But I'm not letting someone who hits as hard as Tyson just tee off on me. You are not blocking or dodging Tyson, lol He never said he would try to punch him back. As long as you focus 100% on defense/evasion, it would easily be possible to make it 5 minutes without getting hit. In the ring, against any pro boxer, never mind Tyson? No. <cite>Feetish posted [p:924458465] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>DifferentialEquation posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MC_BatCommander posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Knowledge_King posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Freeney posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Knowledge_King posted...</cite> <quote>Like....can you move and block and fight back? If not, then no. No deal.</quote> Lol, would it matter?</quote> I mean...yeah. I can successfully block hits and dodge for 5 minutes. So I'll take the million. But I'm not letting someone who hits as hard as Tyson just tee off on me.</quote> You are not blocking or dodging Tyson, lol</quote> He never said he would try to punch him back. As long as you focus 100% on defense/evasion, it would easily be possible to make it 5 minutes without getting hit.</quote> In the ring, against any pro boxer, never mind Tyson? No.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rebel_Patriot 07/09/19 3:18:37 PM #41:	DifferentialEquation posted... Hell no. If I could do more than just stand there, then sure. He's strong as hell, but he's also not that fast and I could probably dodge all his punches for 5 minutes. Ah shit why didnt all those guys he obliterated think about dodging? Bet they feeling pretty stupid. --- Horses?! We can't afford t'lose no horses! <cite>Rebel_Patriot posted [p:924458490] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>DifferentialEquation posted...</cite> <quote>Hell no. If I could do more than just stand there, then sure. He's strong as hell, but he's also not that fast and I could probably dodge all his punches for 5 minutes.</quote> Ah shit why didnt all those guys he obliterated think about dodging? Bet they feeling pretty stupid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nemu 07/09/19 3:21:59 PM #42:	Anyone who thinks they could dodge the first punch, let alone the subsequent 500 punches, has clearly never even seen a punch in their life. Even if it was current old man Tyson, Im sure it would still be one of the scariest things in the world to face head on unless he has some serious health issues. <cite>nemu posted [p:924458644] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>Anyone who thinks they could dodge the first punch, let alone the subsequent 500 punches, has clearly never even seen a punch in their life. Even if it was current old man Tyson, Im sure it would still be one of the scariest things in the world to face head on unless he has some serious health issues.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 07/09/19 3:22:20 PM #43:	"I'll just dodge for five minutes, easy!" Yeah everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTEX3YdEi7s <cite>Umbreon posted [p:924458658] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>"I'll just dodge for five minutes, easy!" Yeah everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 07/09/19 3:31:49 PM #44:	nemu posted... Anyone who thinks they could dodge the first punch, let alone the subsequent 500 punches, has clearly never even seen a punch in their life. Even if it was current old man Tyson, Im sure it would still be one of the scariest things in the world to face head on unless he has some serious health issues. he's a super nonviolent guy these days i don't think he'd be interested in throwing a punch tbqh --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:924459055] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>nemu posted...</cite> <quote>Anyone who thinks they could dodge the first punch, let alone the subsequent 500 punches, has clearly never even seen a punch in their life. Even if it was current old man Tyson, Im sure it would still be one of the scariest things in the world to face head on unless he has some serious health issues.</quote> he's a super nonviolent guy these days i don't think he'd be interested in throwing a punch tbqh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 07/09/19 3:38:06 PM #45:	DifferentialEquation posted... As long as you focus 100% on defense/evasion, it would easily be possible to make it 5 minutes without getting hit. Yeah no lmao. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:924459329] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>DifferentialEquation posted...</cite> <quote>As long as you focus 100% on defense/evasion, it would easily be possible to make it 5 minutes without getting hit.</quote> Yeah no lmao.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don 07/09/19 3:48:20 PM #46:	not that I took DE seriously before, but this is icing on the cake lol --- https://imgur.com/hwZyGuA - courtesy of the homie United_World I speak my mind, cause biting my tongue hurts. <cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted [p:924459792] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>not that I took DE seriously before, but this is icing on the cake lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShadowElite86 07/09/19 4:01:03 PM #47:	Pre-prison Tyson? Fuck no. Post-prison Tyson? Probably still fuck no. Dude was a beast. It's too bad he tossed his career in the trash when he went to prison. He just wasn't the same afterwards. <cite>ShadowElite86 posted [p:924460366] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>Pre-prison Tyson? Fuck no. Post-prison Tyson? Probably still fuck no. Dude was a beast. It's too bad he tossed his career in the trash when he went to prison. He just wasn't the same afterwards.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop9800 07/09/19 4:10:40 PM #48:	DifferentialEquation posted... Hell no. If I could do more than just stand there, then sure. He's strong as hell, but he's also not that fast and I could probably dodge all his punches for 5 minutes. Let me guess, you've never been a fight before haven't you? <cite>Bishop9800 posted [p:924460784] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote><cite>DifferentialEquation posted...</cite> <quote>Hell no. If I could do more than just stand there, then sure. He's strong as hell, but he's also not that fast and I could probably dodge all his punches for 5 minutes.</quote> Let me guess, you've never been a fight before haven't you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 07/09/19 4:41:47 PM #50:	His weak hands would shatter against my chiseled bod after one punch --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:924462062] in 1 million ... [t:77850493]...</cite> <quote>His weak hands would shatter against my chiseled bod after one punch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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