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UnfairRepresent
07/06/19 10:55:46 PM
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Your 19 year old son has been dating this girl for a long time, pretty much since he moved out and you have invited them round for dinner so you can meet her after learning that she is in the area on businsess.

On the day you hear a knock on the door and open to discover your son standing next to a slim but muscularly fit blond girl who seems eerily familiar.

"Hey dad. This is Nina. Sorry it took so long to introduce you to her but she's super busy. She takes like freelance contract work all over the world. Travels a lot"

Suddenly a tiny communication device in Nina's ear bleeps, she quickly stoically says"I have to take this." and stays outside while your son enters the home.

Your son continues "She comes from Ireland. Not not that fake 'Oh my great granddad's goldfish came from Belfast!" American 'Irish'. But real green hills Irish. I know she doesn't sound like it but it's true!"

Nina walks back in quickly and says "A situation has come up. I have to go." turns and starts to leave.

"See you at your penthouse later?" your son calls out

"Maybe, we'll see how this plays out." she replies before straddling a motorbike and zooming off at frankly irresponsble speed.

UDeSkha

"Yeah that happens a lot. Well more food for us I guess right? Ha-ha! I know she seems like a workaholic but Isn't she great? Oh but one thing! Don't mention her sister, she like totally flips out. Dunno why, some kind of family thing like with you and mom. I just avoid the subject like the plague."

How would you react?
What would you do?
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Doe
07/06/19 10:57:07 PM
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Skye Reynolds
07/06/19 10:57:26 PM
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imgtc isn't working.

I have no idea what my hypothetical daughter in this situation looks like.
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stone
07/06/19 11:27:41 PM
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Didn't you make that topic like 3 days ago already? Recycling your flopped topics won't make them work any more the second (or third) time around
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HANGtheDJ_86
07/06/19 11:29:47 PM
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That's a whole lotta ass.

More power to him.
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Distant_Rainbow
07/06/19 11:38:13 PM
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I do nothing and I don't react since I don't know that she's an assassin either, apart from standard 'She lets her work dictate her life a bit TOO much, doesn't she? Weird.' observations.
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UnfairRepresent
07/06/19 11:52:48 PM
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HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
That's a whole lotta ass.

It is?

And you're cool with him dating an assassin?
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Strider102
07/06/19 11:54:37 PM
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Can she give me one of those Hidden Blades?
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HANGtheDJ_86
07/06/19 11:56:04 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
That's a whole lotta ass.

It is?

And you're cool with him dating an assassin?


It was a meager attempt at a pun.

Ass-ass-in, get it?
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Offworlder1
07/07/19 12:10:12 AM
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Tell him "It's good to know your not afraid of living dangerously, just don't expect good things if you break up with her".
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jumi
07/07/19 6:01:01 AM
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I sleep with her sister Anna to assert dominance.
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Sada_Pop
07/07/19 7:07:34 AM
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Is my son an idiot?
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UnfairRepresent
07/07/19 12:52:38 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Tell him "It's good to know your not afraid of living dangerously, just don't expect good things if you break up with her".

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