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UnfairRepresent
06/27/19 7:55:28 PM
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Kenny from the Walking Dead is now holding a baby and standing on the edge of a tall bridge, on the verge of a complete mental breakdown.

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Your character is the only one who can talk him down. Everyone else is too far away.

What happens?
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Noirespanties
06/27/19 7:56:17 PM
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They talk about it.
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Killmonger
06/27/19 7:56:38 PM
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Kefka. He pushes him.
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Zack_Attackv1
06/27/19 8:05:20 PM
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UnfairRepresent
06/27/19 8:10:50 PM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
Tifa FTW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWPZ9SYLgew" data-time="

Good lord I don't remember the dialogue/voice acting being this bad....
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mooreandrew58
06/27/19 8:14:28 PM
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Uh oh. I thought of link
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UnfairRepresent
06/28/19 5:44:17 AM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Uh oh. I thought of link

Maybe Kenny will be so impressed by the "Hi-yaahs!" that he will calm down
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YonicBoom
06/28/19 5:46:26 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Good lord I don't remember the dialogue/voice acting being this bad....

I'm mostly sad that the Japanese considered the English VA to be the "definitive" experience and in the final mix games, there is literally no option for Japanese VA. It's just JP subs over the crappy English VA...
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boxington
06/28/19 5:46:45 AM
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I actually thought of Clementine
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Ilishe
06/28/19 5:47:05 AM
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I don't think Jamandi Aldori even gives a shit
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BipBapBam
06/28/19 5:51:39 AM
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Sora

Something something hearts, light, friendship aaaaaand Kenny is good to go
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2SweetforTurtle
06/28/19 6:25:57 AM
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I thought of Snake. I feel like he would try to talk him down and if he failed hed still be able to do some sort of frontflip 180 to end up near Kenny and then CQC him to the ground and end the situation
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DarthWendy
06/28/19 6:28:33 AM
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Oh it was Spiderman from Spiderman PS4. Situation solved in 2 seconds I guess, both the guy and the baby safely wrapped up in web and stuck to the bridge, no talking required.
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Sphyx
06/28/19 6:34:00 AM
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I thought of Ukyo Tachibana.
Kenny won't even see it coming.
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sauceje
06/28/19 7:55:41 AM
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Minecraft Steve.
Don't think Kenny or that baby will make it lol
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DevsBro
06/28/19 8:48:18 AM
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I dunno if he will even see Captain Olimar.
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Holy_Pumpkin
06/28/19 9:27:11 AM
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Toon Link

Kenny commits double homicide followed by suicide and I witness it all
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UnfairRepresent
06/28/19 9:36:38 AM
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Holy_Pumpkin posted...
Toon Link

Kenny commits double homicide followed by suicide and I witness it all

damn
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Aressar
06/28/19 9:40:11 AM
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Sergeant Cortez.

Easy, he goes back in time and saves Kenny. Probably his wife and son as well. Then of course they give him a >_> look for doing the "Time to split!" pose.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/28/19 9:44:53 AM
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Godot throws a cup of coffee in his face and lets him drop the baby off the bridge.
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SRR Capdown
06/28/19 9:47:03 AM
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Kreia from Star Wars: KotOR II.

She Force Persuades him to hand the baby over, then Force Pushes him off the cliff.
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UnfairRepresent
06/28/19 10:29:39 AM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Godot throws a cup of coffee in his face and lets him drop the baby off the bridge.

Man Gal became a jerk
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spanky1
06/28/19 10:30:22 AM
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Mario jumps on his head and he dies.
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Skye Reynolds
06/28/19 10:36:12 AM
#25:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Kenny from the Walking Dead is now holding a baby and standing on the edge of a tall bridge, on the verge of a complete mental breakdown.


Your character is the only one who can talk him down. Everyone else is too far away.


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Tsuyoi3
06/28/19 10:58:36 AM
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Roadhog latches the hook around the baby, brings it in out of Kenny's arms, then uses secondary fire.

That said Kenny is my bro, and I loved him in season 2.
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VitalGetPrank
06/28/19 11:09:44 AM
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KOS-MOS fails to talk him out of it due to being a robot with poor interpersonal skills and shoots his kneecaps out so he can get actual treatment. Either that or she shoots him in the head because 1 dead guy is better than 1 dead guy and a dead baby.
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Master_Bass
06/28/19 11:38:23 AM
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Lara Croft. I think she could do it, or just shoot him.
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Ryven
06/28/19 11:42:46 AM
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Duke Nukem: See you in hell *kick*
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TheBiggerWiggle
06/28/19 11:45:46 AM
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Mercy. Overwatch.

Even if the guy jumps and the kid dies she can just float down and resurrect him.
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coinstarcad
06/28/19 11:57:35 AM
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No need to talk. The maid from Touhou Luna Nights stops time and grabs the baby. You can deal with psycho Kenny any way you feel like.
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SailorGoon
06/28/19 12:11:51 PM
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I have no idea why, but my mind went straight to Joel from Tlou. So I can see this unfolding pretty grimly for the sake of the plot. That or he manages to save the baby, but Kenny still jumps. I don't think Joel can save em both.
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IHeartRadiation
06/28/19 12:25:42 PM
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Banana Guy from My Friend Pedro

Oops
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DevsBro
06/28/19 12:39:39 PM
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spanky1 posted...
Mario jumps on his head and he dies.

And then I guess the baby falls?
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UnfairRepresent
06/28/19 1:39:21 PM
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DevsBro posted...
spanky1 posted...
Mario jumps on his head and he dies.

And then I guess the baby falls?

Sounds like Mario
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Aressar
06/28/19 1:47:15 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
Lara Croft. I think she could do it, or just shoot him.


Classic Lara Croft would just watch and at best scavenge the remains. Not she how she thinks about babies though.
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Alteres
06/28/19 1:49:50 PM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
Tifa FTW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWPZ9SYLgew" data-time="

Wtf did I just watch?
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Lost_All_Senses
06/28/19 1:56:03 PM
#38:


Kiryu got the gift of gab so he gots this
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VitalGetPrank
06/28/19 5:11:45 PM
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Alteres posted...
Zack_Attackv1 posted...
Tifa FTW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWPZ9SYLgew" data-time="

Wtf did I just watch?

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jackgunney
06/28/19 5:16:45 PM
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UnfairRepresent
07/01/19 1:11:48 AM
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jackgunney posted...
Commander Shepard could talk him down.

Paragon could
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gguirao
07/01/19 4:31:19 AM
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Mario uses a Super Leaf to transform into Raccoon Mario, flies up, snatches the child, and smacks Kenny to death with his tail.
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r25
07/01/19 4:59:57 AM
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Clementine
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Iron-Tarkus
07/01/19 5:08:17 AM
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I thought of Jim, the vampire commentator from Bloodbowl.

He could do it with some hypnotism but hed probably just drain them afterwords.
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MagnusDJL
07/01/19 5:17:13 AM
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I thought of Megaman

He could just use Flash man's ability to freeze everyone in place and take the baby away from Kenny, which is good because I don't think Megaman would have the kind of interpersonal skills to deal with these kind of things.
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Marmitecashews
07/01/19 6:04:23 AM
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jumi
07/01/19 6:06:23 AM
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Cloud Strife.

End game Cloud yes. Beginning of game Cloud, that baby's fucked.
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UnfairRepresent
07/01/19 8:35:18 PM
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jumi posted...
Cloud Strife.

End game Cloud yes. Beginning of game Cloud, that baby's fucked.

I think you're fucked either way

Cloud isnt an expert of mental health
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