Poll of the Day > Who would you rather date? Red Flags (The Game of Terrible Dates) Day 4

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That last one was really close! Somehow the YouTuber turned it around in the end.

Results
Day 1: 28/33 (84.5%) picked someone who is in touch with their feelings, gives you the best sex ever, but has plexiglass for cheeks so you can see the inside of their mouth over a courteous professional wrestler who isn't potty trained.
Day 2: 30/39 (76.92) picked someone who shares the same favorite books, can fly, and calls their pets their children over the funniest person in the world who is also a rocket scientist and LITERALLY won't stop talking about their mother.
Day 3: 18/31 (58.06%) picked a YouTube celebrity who is the most physically attractive person you've ever seen and greets people by sniffing their butt over an Olympic gymnast who volunteers with elderly people, but is LITERALLY always watching porn.

I'm not sure why there are so many LITERALLY cards, but at least it's a white card this time.

Also, this next one made me realize that I had to intervene a bit, otherwise it'd have been obvious who would win. I'm still a bit conflicted about whether I should or not. On one hand, sometimes you just get bad draws in a game and you gotta make do. On the other hand, we're not actually playing the game.

Also, also, expansion came in today! Not sure if I should add the cards into the decks or if I should hold off on that and just use the basic deck for now.
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I think I'll go for the one that isn't a kid.
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How old is the brain surgeon? And even though hes in the 4th grade, is he smart?
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The fourth grade brain surgeon. It doesn't specify that she is the age of a typical fourth grader, just that she is still in the fourth grade.


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Bugmeat posted...

The fourth grade brain surgeon. It doesn't specify that she is the age of a typical fourth grader, just that she is still in the fourth grade.

Plus I'm assuming you could still have side bitches under the context, because that's not going to be much of a relationship.
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Give me the goose that lays designer clothing.
Free clothes, and extra designer clothes I could sell for money? Sign me up.

A brain surgeon has to go through 4 years of undergraduate school, 4 years of medical school, then at least 6 years of residency training, how could anyone become a brain surgeon and still be in the 4th grade?

Although this does explain Ben Carson...
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so wait... the person or the goose is into the 80s and quotes?

Zangulus posted...

captpackrat posted...

A brain surgeon has to go through 4 years of undergraduate school, 4 years of medical school, then at least 6 years of residency training, how could anyone become a brain surgeon and still be in the 4th grade?

Although this does explain Ben Carson...

It never said certified or licensed brain surgeon.

I could do brain surgery right fucking now and Ive never done any of that stuff.

Yeah. But I dont think youd be a brain surgeon. Youd just be a guy who could perform brain surgery...
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Zangulus posted...

LinkPizza posted...

Zangulus posted...

captpackrat posted...

A brain surgeon has to go through 4 years of undergraduate school, 4 years of medical school, then at least 6 years of residency training, how could anyone become a brain surgeon and still be in the 4th grade?

Although this does explain Ben Carson...

It never said certified or licensed brain surgeon.

I could do brain surgery right fucking now and Ive never done any of that stuff.

Yeah. But I dont think youd be a brain surgeon. Youd just be a guy who cuts someone open and fucks around with their brain with no clue what he's actually doing...

But I can still call myself a brain surgeon.

Yes, but claiming to be one doesn't make you one and the poll doesn't say "someone who claims to be a brain surgeon". So it's an actual brain surgeon. You aren't a brain surgeon unless you actually know what you're doing. Just cutting someone open and fiddling around with stuff inside doesn't make one a surgeon.


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captpackrat posted...

A brain surgeon has to go through 4 years of undergraduate school, 4 years of medical school, then at least 6 years of residency training, how could anyone become a brain surgeon and still be in the 4th grade?

Although this does explain Ben Carson...

No this does.

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captpackrat posted...

A brain surgeon has to go through 4 years of undergraduate school, 4 years of medical school, then at least 6 years of residency training, how could anyone become a brain surgeon and still be in the 4th grade?

They could graduate early. See: Doogie Howser.
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