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darkphoenix181
06/07/19 1:08:55 PM
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What do you do?
He has donuts.
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Yefoloogi
06/07/19 1:09:54 PM
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What kind of donuts?
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MC_BatCommander
06/07/19 1:10:02 PM
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Recite the FUCKING video to him
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LordFarquad1312
06/07/19 1:10:34 PM
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I'm legally allowed to shoot him.
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EverDownward
06/07/19 1:10:49 PM
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Pull up a video of LTG being bodied and embarrassed by a pasty white nerd in a tucked shirt and ask him to watch with me.
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darkphoenix181
06/07/19 1:11:54 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
I'm legally allowed to shoot him.


I don't believe you are
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TheDrivingForce
06/07/19 1:12:25 PM
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I would toss you to him tc.
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Naysaspace
06/07/19 1:12:41 PM
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Ask him to feature me on his vodcast
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WilliamPorygon
06/07/19 1:13:55 PM
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Tell him if he breaks it he has to buy me a new bed
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D-Lo_BrownTown
06/07/19 1:13:59 PM
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Recite the ltg video word for word as I beat him with a police baton
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LordFarquad1312
06/07/19 1:15:06 PM
#11:


darkphoenix181 posted...
LordFarquad1312 posted...
I'm legally allowed to shoot him.


I don't believe you are

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stand-your-ground_law
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darkphoenix181
06/07/19 1:16:13 PM
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TheDrivingForce posted...
I would toss you to him tc.


Good thing he is dieting and stuff.
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D-Lo_BrownTown
06/07/19 1:16:14 PM
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In this situation it would be castle law, I think
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LordFarquad1312
06/07/19 1:21:40 PM
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...
In this situation it would be castle law, I think

Thank you

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_doctrine
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darkphoenix181
06/07/19 1:24:35 PM
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You can't shoot him. It would be like you come home and the neighbor kid is in your house and you pump them full of lead.
Just cause you have no idea how they got in doesn't mean they are a tresspasser.

You also need to be in danger.

How will you convince a jury that boogie threatened your life?
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Kuja_88
06/07/19 1:26:03 PM
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Build him a rocket to the moon.
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Dyinglegacy
06/07/19 1:27:01 PM
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Make house repairs
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Blue_Inigo
06/07/19 1:27:58 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
I'm legally allowed to shoot him.

His belly would just absorb the bullets
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LordFarquad1312
06/07/19 1:28:42 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
You can't shoot him. It would be like you come home and the neighbor kid is in your house and you pump them full of lead.
Just cause you have no idea how they got in doesn't mean they are a tresspasser.

You also need to be in danger.

How will you convince a jury that boogie threatened your life?

Because he broke into my home and waited for me in my room. Not the same with my neighbor's kid, since I at least know them.
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darkphoenix181
06/07/19 1:30:21 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Because he broke into my home and waited for me in my room. Not the same with my neighbor's kid, since I at least know them.


You wife/gf/bf/roomate let boogie in.
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uwnim
06/07/19 1:35:36 PM
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I think my bed would be broken.
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KillerKhan420
06/07/19 1:35:50 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
TheDrivingForce posted...
I would toss you to him tc.


Good thing he is dieting and stuff.


He's still a mammoth in size. 350 pounds is what he's saying but he's probably more than that. He got invited to e3 ffs and why? He's not big into video games. He's big into buffets and eating himself into an early grave.

Oh man he got ripped to shreds yesterday on Twitter and it was nice to see.
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