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V-E-G-Y-
05/29/19 10:36:49 AM
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deupd_u
05/29/19 10:37:32 AM
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I can't find any women worthy of my load
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Giant_Aspirin
05/29/19 10:37:41 AM
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im 36 and dont want kids
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Veggeta X
05/29/19 10:37:49 AM
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No women won't let me have sex with her
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blablablax17
05/29/19 10:38:00 AM
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29.
Im still a kid and I'm not ready for kids.
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Okami_Lobo
05/29/19 10:40:23 AM
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Because I'm dead inside
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SSJCAT
05/29/19 10:42:10 AM
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i turn 27 in a couple weeks

im kinda gay and dont make enough money to have kids right now
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SimpleMan
05/29/19 10:43:37 AM
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36. Cause I turned down the opportunity back when I was 18.
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_Matchabuu_
05/29/19 10:44:42 AM
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22, no desire whatsoever and Im still working on my education
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Inferno Dive Dragoon
05/29/19 10:52:20 AM
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35, and I don't want kids.
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aki_sora
05/29/19 10:52:22 AM
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22 no girl want my peepee
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V-E-G-Y-
05/29/19 12:44:05 PM
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Flockaveli
05/29/19 12:48:23 PM
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23 the woman I loved and wanted to start a family with left me.
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WilliamPorygon
05/29/19 12:48:51 PM
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37, and because it's not biologically possible for me to father the kind of child I would want to produce.
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StealthRock
05/30/19 5:07:56 AM
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30

Dont want kids yet.

Sometimes im Not sure if i ever want them personally
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V-E-G-Y-
05/30/19 8:23:26 AM
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Zodd3224
05/30/19 8:42:50 AM
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35 and I've already shot out two
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nevershine
05/30/19 8:44:10 AM
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Im 35 and I have a daughter
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BatmanVonDoom
05/30/19 8:45:06 AM
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Zodd3224 posted...
35 and I've already shot out two

Wow look at this old man lmfao

32 with twins here
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KogaSteelfang
05/30/19 8:46:28 AM
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35 and because I'm a pathetic piece of shit loser who isn't worth being with.
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RamboCell29
05/30/19 8:48:11 AM
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29, wife and I just recently became financially stable so we are thinking about it now.

Kind of sad that we spent our twenties paying off student load and vehicle debt. We want kids but they are expensive.
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BatmanVonDoom
05/30/19 8:50:17 AM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
35 and because I'm a pathetic piece of shit loser who isn't worth being with.

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Le_seul_eudi
05/30/19 8:55:42 AM
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i just turned 13 this month
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Zodd3224
05/30/19 8:56:47 AM
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RamboCell29 posted...
29, wife and I just recently became financially stable so we are thinking about it now.

Kind of sad that we spent our twenties paying off student load and vehicle debt. We want kids but they are expensive.


We had our first when we were 27. We were broke but we survived.
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Parappa09
05/30/19 9:04:44 AM
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26 and i dont want kids (yet?)

ill forever be a cool dad regardless of age

but im an uncle for a 5 year old and shes the best
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Vertania
05/30/19 9:15:43 AM
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30, but I already have an 18 month old and have another coming in July. Both are girls.

The only thing that sucks about having kids - especially really little ones - is that you really dont get time for your hobbies. I had to put my music completely on hold for the last ~2 years and have almost given up on gaming, since the only thing I can focus on are handhelds.
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Xatrion
05/30/19 9:25:06 AM
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30, turbo virgin forever alone. I'd love to have kids but I know it just ain't happening.
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thanosibe
05/30/19 9:28:20 AM
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BatmanVonDoom posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
35 and I've already shot out two

Wow look at this old man lmfao

32 with twins here
Old? Pffft! Im 42 with two sons; 16 and 13
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fireball2020
05/30/19 9:35:14 AM
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28 and I have a 2 year old, not sure if we'll have any more yet.
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Dorfmann_
05/30/19 9:38:46 AM
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36 and I have a five-year-old boy and a three-year-old girl.
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knutjob
05/30/19 9:45:43 AM
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I'm 31 and have 5 and 3 year olds
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HBOSS
05/30/19 9:52:59 AM
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im about to turn 40. aint a parent yet because in my mid 20s i was advised to wait. but she ended up the one id always miss.

like every girl after her reminded me of her and what shouldve couldve been. i cant let it go.

im actually at that point in my life when im telling myself is it too late now. never imagined being in my 40s and changing diapers tbh. thats scary...
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thanosibe
05/30/19 10:28:01 AM
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HBOSS posted...
im about to turn 40. aint a parent yet because in my mid 20s i was advised to wait. but she ended up the one id always miss.

like every girl after her reminded me of her and what shouldve couldve been. i cant let it go.

im actually at that point in my life when im telling myself is it too late now. never imagined being in my 40s and changing diapers tbh. thats scary...
Its hard enough dealing with two teenagers in my 40s. Lol

So after our second son when I was 27 I got a vesectomy to make sure I wasnt changing diapers in my 40s. Though I did know one guy when I was in my 20s and he was too, whose parents were in their mid 60s. So I guess it does happen.
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Cleo_II
05/30/19 10:34:57 AM
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34 and have PCOS and endometriosis that cause infertility issues. Weve been trying for 3 years but no dice.

On the bright side, at least Im still rocking a fine body.
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modena
05/30/19 10:50:19 AM
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32, I'm too selfish for even a relationship atm.
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Vertania
05/30/19 11:17:09 AM
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Cleo_II posted...
34 and have PCOS and endometriosis that cause infertility issues. Weve been trying for 3 years but no dice.

I dont know what PCOS is, but my fiancee also has endometriosis (plus a unicorn uterus). Her doctors kept saying she would have a hard time conceiving and would have a very high chance of miscarrying, but the first pregnancy went fine for the most part and the second has been even easier.
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Lordgold666
05/30/19 11:20:11 AM
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I got a vasectomy
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Zodd3224
05/30/19 11:21:12 AM
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Lordgold666 posted...
I got a vasectomy


I did after my second child
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thanosibe
05/30/19 11:21:53 AM
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Cleo_II posted...
34 and have PCOS and endometriosis that cause infertility issues. Weve been trying for 3 years but no dice.

On the bright side, at least Im still rocking a fine body.
Sorry to hear that. My wife has both too. We had to try for a while for our first boy. And she had one miscarriage. But finally we had our first boy. The second one, we weren't trying but we weren't using contraceptives either. But after two we both knew we had as many as we could handle.
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Parappa09
05/30/19 1:13:52 PM
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thanosibe posted...
BatmanVonDoom posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
35 and I've already shot out two

Wow look at this old man lmfao

32 with twins here
Old? Pffft! Im 42 with two sons; 16 and 13

i was a shitty kid at 13
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MedeaLysistrata
05/30/19 1:14:42 PM
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28, I'm not worthy
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BandofMedz
05/30/19 1:17:09 PM
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31. Waiting for the love of my life to be the mother of my child.
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SpaghettiCookie
05/30/19 1:18:40 PM
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Im 18 and I just graduated HS.
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K181
05/30/19 1:19:24 PM
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35 and I already have four kids.
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meestermj
05/30/19 1:19:52 PM
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I'm 27 and my kid turns 12 in November.
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0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
05/30/19 1:25:11 PM
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meestermj posted...
I'm 27 and my kid turns 12 in November.

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obeseexplosive
05/30/19 1:30:55 PM
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35 and have a 9 year old jr fatbomb
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