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smoliske 05/14/19 6:30:28 PM #1:	https://newschannel20.com/news/offbeat/man-slaps-sleeping-girlfriend-with-a-cheeseburger-sheriff-says STUART, Fla. (CBS12) - A man is accused of slapping his sleeping girlfriend with a cheeseburger in Martin County. The sheriff's office wrote on Facebook that Kyle Jamison Jones, 30, "wanted it his way," but when it didn't happen, things went south. Deputies said Jones bopped his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger while she slept. Once she woke up, she said he continued to hit her with the cheeseburger, pull her hair and kick her down the stairs. When deputies arrived, they found the girlfriend covered in food particles. Jones has been charged with battery. <cite>smoliske posted [p:921896156] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote>https://newschannel20.com/news/offbeat/man-slaps-sleeping-girlfriend-with-a-cheeseburger-sheriff-says <quote>STUART, Fla. (CBS12) - A man is accused of slapping his sleeping girlfriend with a cheeseburger in Martin County. The sheriff's office wrote on Facebook that Kyle Jamison Jones, 30, "wanted it his way," but when it didn't happen, things went south. Deputies said Jones bopped his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger while she slept. Once she woke up, she said he continued to hit her with the cheeseburger, pull her hair and kick her down the stairs. When deputies arrived, they found the girlfriend covered in food particles. Jones has been charged with battery.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brotrrwinner 05/14/19 6:32:36 PM #2:	Ban cheeseburgers --- September 21st, 2008 Never forget <cite>brotrrwinner posted [p:921896245] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote>Ban cheeseburgers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guy_Fieri 05/14/19 6:33:35 PM #4:	It wasn't me. --- http://i.imgtc.com/NPs6IZ7.png timmy timmy timmy turner he be wishin for a burger <cite>Guy_Fieri posted [p:921896285] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote>It wasn't me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hop103 05/14/19 6:35:05 PM #5:	That man is anal retentive. That's what babies do, not men. --- "In the name of the future moon I shall punish you"-Chibi Moon <cite>Hop103 posted [p:921896325] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote>That man is anal retentive. That's what babies do, not men.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ving_Rhames 05/14/19 6:38:18 PM #6:	smoliske posted... Deputies said Jones bopped his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger while she slept. Once she woke up, she said he continued to hit her with the cheeseburger, pull her hair and kick her down the stairs. Well this got less comical as it went on... And LOOOOL @ the giant faded cheeseburger picture behind his mugshot --- the real Irving Rameses https://imgur.com/A7f6F9h <cite>Ving_Rhames posted [p:921896448] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote><cite>smoliske posted...</cite> <quote>Deputies said Jones bopped his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger while she slept. Once she woke up, she said he continued to hit her with the cheeseburger, pull her hair and kick her down the stairs.</quote> Well this got less comical as it went on... And LOOOOL @ the giant faded cheeseburger picture behind his mugshot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Holy_Pumpkin 05/14/19 6:39:20 PM #7:	Ving_Rhames posted... smoliske posted... Deputies said Jones bopped his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger while she slept. Once she woke up, she said he continued to hit her with the cheeseburger, pull her hair and kick her down the stairs. Well this got less comical as it went on... And LOOOOL @ the giant faded cheeseburger picture behind his mugshot lmfao --- "romance or action does not matter, hurting your friends will make you sadder..." <cite>Holy_Pumpkin posted [p:921896491] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ving_Rhames posted...</cite> <quote><cite>smoliske posted...</cite> <quote>Deputies said Jones bopped his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger while she slept. Once she woke up, she said he continued to hit her with the cheeseburger, pull her hair and kick her down the stairs.</quote> Well this got less comical as it went on... And LOOOOL @ the giant faded cheeseburger picture behind his mugshot</quote> lmfao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 05/14/19 6:40:40 PM #8:	I guess she wasn't lovin' it. --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:921896545] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote>I guess she wasn't lovin' it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EverDownward 05/14/19 6:42:46 PM #9:	Guy_Fieri posted... It wasn't me. Bullshit. You know you couldn't help but take her to "Flavortown." --- "And you can't tell me what my spirit tells me isn't true, can you?" <cite>EverDownward posted [p:921896616] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote><cite>Guy_Fieri posted...</cite> <quote>It wasn't me.</quote> Bullshit. You know you couldn't help but take her to "Flavortown."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 05/14/19 6:44:25 PM #10:	that escalated quickly --- MVP Tracker: 1-0 <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:921896687] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote>that escalated quickly</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 05/14/19 6:44:41 PM #11:	I got these cheeseburgers, mannnn!!! --- https://imgtc.com/i/5CTKeaL.jpg https://imgtc.com/i/G9w39yE.gif <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:921896696] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote>I got these cheeseburgers, mannnn!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 05/14/19 6:47:54 PM #12:	DirkDiggles posted... I got these cheeseburgers, mannnn!!! Lmaoooo --- https://i.imgtc.com/faZjEQp.jpg <cite>WaterLink posted [p:921896828] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote><cite>DirkDiggles posted...</cite> <quote>I got these cheeseburgers, mannnn!!!</quote> Lmaoooo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mach25687 05/14/19 6:48:57 PM #13:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBlD2N_AwgI" data-time=" --- Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php <cite>mach25687 posted [p:921896873] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBlD2N_AwgI" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 05/14/19 6:50:27 PM #14:	RIP Man Slaps died in the room shot up to 97 girlfriends --- I NEED a Hot Ghetto Asian Girlfriend in my life, fam. <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:921896928] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote>RIP Man Slaps died in the room shot up to 97 girlfriends</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hulkasaurusrex 05/14/19 6:53:52 PM #15:	I remember once a guy i knew got mad at his girlfriend he comes in the room and bam nails her right in the face with a mcchicken. There was lettuce and sauce on the side of her face funny at the time. They fought all the time so wasn't anything out of the ordinary. <cite>Hulkasaurusrex posted [p:921897056] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote>I remember once a guy i knew got mad at his girlfriend he comes in the room and bam nails her right in the face with a mcchicken. There was lettuce and sauce on the side of her face funny at the time. They fought all the time so wasn't anything out of the ordinary.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 05/14/19 6:56:46 PM #16:	Guy_Fieri posted... It wasn't me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQNFrPwymKg" data-time=" --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:921897143] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote><cite>Guy_Fieri posted...</cite> <quote>It wasn't me.</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQNFrPwymKg" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 05/14/19 7:01:10 PM #17:	smoliske posted... Deputies said Jones bopped his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger while she slept. Thats not too bad..... smoliske posted... Once she woke up, she said he continued to hit her with the cheeseburger Eh? The hell? smoliske posted... pull her hair Escalating fast..... smoliske posted... kick her down the stairs. Just an all out assault now. --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:921897310] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote><cite>smoliske posted...</cite> <quote>Deputies said Jones bopped his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger while she slept. </quote> Thats not too bad..... <cite>smoliske posted...</cite> <quote>Once she woke up, she said he continued to hit her with the cheeseburger</quote> Eh? The hell? <cite>smoliske posted...</cite> <quote>pull her hair</quote> Escalating fast..... <cite>smoliske posted...</cite> <quote>kick her down the stairs.</quote> Just an all out assault now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hanky_Bannister 05/14/19 7:04:30 PM #18:	He wanted special sauce --- "3rd Best Whiskey in Northern Burma" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjOu4EzjYg <cite>Hanky_Bannister posted [p:921897416] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote>He wanted special sauce</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 05/14/19 7:42:37 PM #19:	Hanky_Bannister posted... He wanted special sauce To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid --- MVP Tracker: 1-0 <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:921898833] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hanky_Bannister posted...</cite> <quote>He wanted special sauce</quote> To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AcFan87 05/14/19 7:45:35 PM #20:	Florida......that literally explains all I need to know about this. <cite>AcFan87 posted [p:921898963] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote>Florida......that literally explains all I need to know about this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoliske 05/16/19 5:46:49 PM #22:	who posted? <cite>smoliske posted [p:921987307] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote>who posted?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KillerKhan420 05/16/19 5:48:23 PM #23:	Cheese burgers are dangerous weapons, ban them. --- "I know how the business works because I'm a wrestling fan"-hulkhogan1 <cite>KillerKhan420 posted [p:921987373] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote>Cheese burgers are dangerous weapons, ban them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 05/16/19 5:49:46 PM #24:	It was funny... smoliske posted... pull her hair and kick her down the stairs. Until here. This is just wrong. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTEX3YdEi7s <cite>Umbreon posted [p:921987431] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote>It was funny... <cite>smoliske posted...</cite> <quote>pull her hair and kick her down the stairs.</quote> Until here. This is just wrong.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoliske 05/16/19 7:54:38 PM #25:	KillerKhan420 posted... Cheese burgers are dangerous weapons, ban them. everyone who has ever touched a cheeseburger has died <cite>smoliske posted [p:921992281] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote><cite>KillerKhan420 posted...</cite> <quote>Cheese burgers are dangerous weapons, ban them.</quote> everyone who has ever touched a cheeseburger has died</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 05/16/19 7:56:06 PM #26:	Cpt_Pineapple posted... wouldn't have happened if she had a cheeseburger This wouldn't have happened if the cheeseburger had a gun. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:921992341] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cpt_Pineapple posted...</cite> <quote>wouldn't have happened if she had a cheeseburger</quote> This wouldn't have happened if the cheeseburger had a gun.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 05/16/19 8:11:02 PM #27:	Florida man. --- It's not the size of the dog in the fight that matters, it's the size of the fight in the dog. <cite>brestugo posted [p:921992957] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote>Florida man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gafemage 05/16/19 8:12:04 PM #28:	Why are you talking in third person TC --- https://imgur.com/1EOFcjn https://imgur.com/epjd8zk <cite>Gafemage posted [p:921992996] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote>Why are you talking in third person TC</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 05/16/19 8:12:38 PM #29:	Guy_Fieri posted... It wasn't me. I know you'd never waste a burger like that --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:921993018] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote><cite>Guy_Fieri posted...</cite> <quote>It wasn't me.</quote> I know you'd never waste a burger like that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Manocheese 05/17/19 7:45:53 PM #30:	Scotty_Rogers posted... RIP Man Slaps died in the room shot up to 97 girlfriends LMAO How can he slap!? --- ()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this... (o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery <cite>Manocheese posted [p:922035710] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote><cite>Scotty_Rogers posted...</cite> <quote>RIP Man Slaps died in the room shot up to 97 girlfriends</quote> LMAO How can he slap!?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 05/17/19 8:08:19 PM #31:	That went from harmless and innocent to batshit insane so fast, what the hell is wrong with this guy ?! I've been poked in the nose, head by a chicken nugget just playing around but it was us having some dumb fun with no harm intended. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:922036500] in Man slaps ... [t:77715311]...</cite> <quote>That went from harmless and innocent to batshit insane so fast, what the hell is wrong with this guy ?! I've been poked in the nose, head by a chicken nugget just playing around but it was us having some dumb fun with no harm intended.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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