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UnfairRepresent
05/13/19 3:42:38 PM
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You wake up tomorrow in intense pain but also feeling an incredible numb sensation and realize you are drugged to the gills and would otherwise be in utterly unbearable agony if not for the medication.

The doctor walks in and says your face got run over by a motorcycle and completely ripped apart beyond repair but fortunately the good news is your insurance covers you for expensive extensive cosmetic facial reconstruction surgery from the finest doctors in Europe.

The bad news is that they can't reconstruct your previous face for complicated medical reasons. However they can instead give you a matching face of absolutely anyone else you like so long as you can show them a picture of it.

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In this scenario what or should I say whose face would you choose?
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DocileOrangeCup
05/13/19 3:43:09 PM
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AlephZero
05/13/19 3:43:12 PM
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chad
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UnfairRepresent
05/13/19 3:44:12 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Your face

Good choice ;)
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GasMonkey
05/13/19 3:45:00 PM
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pull out a picture of myself. if they can build say chris evans face from scratch they can rebuild mine from scratch
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UnfairRepresent
05/13/19 3:46:24 PM
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GasMonkey posted...
pull out a picture of myself. if they can build say chris evans face from scratch they can rebuild mine from scratch

No they can't. I already said that.
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Eviora
05/13/19 3:59:19 PM
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If you have an identical twin can they build their face?
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UnfairRepresent
05/13/19 5:03:20 PM
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Eviora posted...
If you have an identical twin can they build their face?

no
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UnfairRepresent
05/14/19 4:11:16 PM
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Bump
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obeseexplosive
05/14/19 4:33:21 PM
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How did my face get run over by a motorcycle but not my head?
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PatrickMahomes
05/14/19 4:34:22 PM
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A girl has no face
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PROGRAMER2004
05/14/19 4:34:27 PM
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Without a doubt, I'd pick Ellen Page and seduce all the QT CEgals
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Master_Bass
05/14/19 4:34:42 PM
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obeseexplosive posted...
How did my face get run over by a motorcycle but not my head?

Very carefully.
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nevershine
05/14/19 4:38:49 PM
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1990s brad Pitt
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