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Duncanwii 12/30/18 11:46:38 PM #1:	Hes a monkey. --- King K. Rool supporter for Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:914958131] in Why does D... [t:77348225]...</cite> <quote>Hes a monkey.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BatmanWTtP 12/30/18 11:49:38 PM #2:	Are you implying his government doesn't work? --- I'll never let you win, never. <cite>BatmanWTtP posted [p:914958262] in Why does D... [t:77348225]...</cite> <quote>Are you implying his government doesn't work?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 12/30/18 11:51:59 PM #3:	Why is it Donkey Kong Country but they play DK Rap? --- Parent or parent-to-be? Come join us: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1027-all-things-parenthood NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:914958340] in Why does D... [t:77348225]...</cite> <quote>Why is it Donkey Kong Country but they play DK Rap? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 12/30/18 11:52:37 PM #4:	BatmanWTtP posted... Are you implying his government doesn't work? Considering how many times it's been conquered yeah, it doesn't. --- King K. Rool supporter for Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:914958363] in Why does D... [t:77348225]...</cite> <quote><cite>BatmanWTtP posted...</cite> <quote>Are you implying his government doesn't work?</quote> Considering how many times it's been conquered yeah, it doesn't.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDarkCircle 12/30/18 11:53:50 PM #5:	whatever man Mario got his own fucking world dude, the LEAST DK could get is a country. why do you think he kidnapped Pauline in the first place? negotiations. <cite>TheDarkCircle posted [p:914958412] in Why does D... [t:77348225]...</cite> <quote>whatever man Mario got his own fucking world dude, the LEAST DK could get is a country. why do you think he kidnapped Pauline in the first place? negotiations.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YukihoHagiwara 12/30/18 11:56:23 PM #6:	hes just decended royalty --- 7Dd_jr_dF0Y <cite>YukihoHagiwara posted [p:914958518] in Why does D... [t:77348225]...</cite> <quote>hes just decended royalty</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 12/31/18 12:10:42 AM #7:	TheDarkCircle posted... whatever man Mario got his own fucking world dude, the LEAST DK could get is a country. why do you think he kidnapped Pauline in the first place? negotiations. Mario in fact got an entire galaxy, not just a world. --- Be wary of boarding the hype train, lest you end up on the ruse cruise... - nanobuilder (r/nintendo) http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:914959165] in Why does D... [t:77348225]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheDarkCircle posted...</cite> <quote>whatever man Mario got his own fucking world dude, the LEAST DK could get is a country. why do you think he kidnapped Pauline in the first place? negotiations.</quote> Mario in fact got an entire galaxy, not just a world.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 12/31/18 12:13:39 AM #8:	Why is he allowed to run around wearing nothing but a necktie? --- https://imgtc.com/i/XW7Qado.png https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:914959289] in Why does D... [t:77348225]...</cite> <quote>Why is he allowed to run around wearing nothing but a necktie?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 12/31/18 12:14:13 AM #9:	Because Super Mario as a whole World. --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:914959313] in Why does D... [t:77348225]...</cite> <quote>Because Super Mario as a whole World.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 12/31/18 12:15:29 AM #10:	cjsdowg posted... Because Super Mario as a whole World. He has a galaxy. --- Sarcasm is my basic function. <cite>creativerealms posted [p:914959380] in Why does D... [t:77348225]...</cite> <quote><cite>cjsdowg posted...</cite> <quote>Because Super Mario as a whole World.</quote> He has a galaxy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 12/31/18 12:18:41 AM #11:	WilliamPorygon posted... Why is he allowed to run around wearing nothing but a necktie? You try confronting the ape that can punch the moon out of the sky about that. --- Be wary of boarding the hype train, lest you end up on the ruse cruise... - nanobuilder (r/nintendo) http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:914959500] in Why does D... [t:77348225]...</cite> <quote><cite>WilliamPorygon posted...</cite> <quote>Why is he allowed to run around wearing nothing but a necktie?</quote> You try confronting the ape that can punch the moon out of the sky about that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 12/31/18 12:23:04 AM #12:	Donkey Kong had the US government and several other European nations steal the land from the native population and in the decades since he was given that country, he's reduced the size of land that the native population is allowed to inhabit or even travel through. As a result, the natives turned to King K Rool to lead them and every time he launches a peanut gun at Donkey Kong Country, the DKC leadership opts to return fire with missile salvos resulting in mass casualties. And what's worse, is that the United States government fully funds the operations of DKC. Oh, another fact about DKC, every citizen is required to serve in the military for several years. Ever wonder why we have both young and old Kongs fighting? --- Pew pew! <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:914959667] in Why does D... [t:77348225]...</cite> <quote>Donkey Kong had the US government and several other European nations steal the land from the native population and in the decades since he was given that country, he's reduced the size of land that the native population is allowed to inhabit or even travel through. As a result, the natives turned to King K Rool to lead them and every time he launches a peanut gun at Donkey Kong Country, the DKC leadership opts to return fire with missile salvos resulting in mass casualties. And what's worse, is that the United States government fully funds the operations of DKC. Oh, another fact about DKC, every citizen is required to serve in the military for several years. Ever wonder why we have both young and old Kongs fighting?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Devil_Katt_II 12/31/18 12:23:30 AM #13:	are you assuming my race? --- https://imgur.com/34WDOxz <cite>Devil_Katt_II posted [p:914959680] in Why does D... [t:77348225]...</cite> <quote>are you assuming my race?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 12/31/18 12:24:21 AM #14:	creativerealms posted... cjsdowg posted... Because Super Mario as a whole World. He has a galaxy. No, it's like Tenchi Universe where the series takes place throughout a notable portion of the designated space but they don't actually own it. --- Pew pew! <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:914959720] in Why does D... [t:77348225]...</cite> <quote><cite>creativerealms posted...</cite> <quote><cite>cjsdowg posted...</cite> <quote>Because Super Mario as a whole World.</quote> He has a galaxy.</quote> No, it's like Tenchi Universe where the series takes place throughout a notable portion of the designated space but they don't actually own it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarbyIsBack 12/31/18 12:25:15 AM #15:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOFzB91QKTs" data-time=" Here, hopefully this answers any questions you have about Donkey Kong. --- Watch me on Twitch!: https://www.twitch.tv/marbychu https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198229659020/ <cite>MarbyIsBack posted [p:914959769] in Why does D... [t:77348225]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOFzB91QKTs" data-time=" Here, hopefully this answers any questions you have about Donkey Kong.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 12/31/18 12:33:10 AM #17:	Because he lost to Mario. So while he only had a Country, Mario had a World. Then he moved on to get an entire Galaxy eventually. --- Name checks out <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:914960098] in Why does D... [t:77348225]...</cite> <quote>Because he lost to Mario. So while he only had a Country, Mario had a World. Then he moved on to get an entire Galaxy eventually.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 12/31/18 12:34:31 AM #18:	Godnorgosh posted... gunplagirl posted... Donkey Kong had the US government and several other European nations steal the land from the native population and in the decades since he was given that country, he's reduced the size of land that the native population is allowed to inhabit or even travel through. As a result, the natives turned to King K Rool to lead them and every time he launches a peanut gun at Donkey Kong Country, the DKC leadership opts to return fire with missile salvos resulting in mass casualties. And what's worse, is that the United States government fully funds the operations of DKC. Oh, another fact about DKC, every citizen is required to serve in the military for several years. Ever wonder why we have both young and old Kongs fighting? Does this look like a peanut gun to you, or are you suggesting this is just some DK propaganda tape? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e2dcNeKx1g#t=11m56s Of COURSE it's DK propaganda. ...shit I just realized that this parallel makes Mario and that other mustache guy parallels and when you remember DK Jr. that's not inaccurate. --- Pew pew! <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:914960142] in Why does D... [t:77348225]...</cite> <quote><cite>Godnorgosh posted...</cite> <quote><cite>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>Donkey Kong had the US government and several other European nations steal the land from the native population and in the decades since he was given that country, he's reduced the size of land that the native population is allowed to inhabit or even travel through. As a result, the natives turned to King K Rool to lead them and every time he launches a peanut gun at Donkey Kong Country, the DKC leadership opts to return fire with missile salvos resulting in mass casualties. And what's worse, is that the United States government fully funds the operations of DKC. Oh, another fact about DKC, every citizen is required to serve in the military for several years. Ever wonder why we have both young and old Kongs fighting?</quote> Does this look like a peanut gun to you, or are you suggesting this is just some DK propaganda tape? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e2dcNeKx1g#t=11m56s</quote> Of COURSE it's DK propaganda. ...shit I just realized that this parallel makes Mario and that other mustache guy parallels and when you remember DK Jr. that's not inaccurate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheDarkCircle 12/31/18 5:29:54 AM #20:	JACKBUTTMOMMY posted... Its pronounced donkey kang. It's pronounced dankey kang get it right. <cite>TheDarkCircle posted [p:914967169] in Why does D... [t:77348225]...</cite> <quote><cite>JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...</cite> <quote>Its pronounced donkey kang.</quote> It's pronounced dankey kang get it right.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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