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Swagnificent119
12/27/18 3:25:54 PM
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You probably don't need a cheeseburger at all

But you absolutely do not need it to be a double.

It adds nothing but calories.
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AlephZero
12/27/18 3:26:18 PM
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i get a diet coke with it so im good
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HolierThanMao
12/27/18 3:26:40 PM
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gimme a triple
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ArchiePeck
12/27/18 3:26:41 PM
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It adds temporary fleeting comfort to their otherwise miserable lives.
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Veggeta X
12/27/18 3:26:43 PM
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And that's why I only eat a taco salad.
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HiddenLurker
12/27/18 3:26:57 PM
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*orders a triple with bacon, extra bacon*
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E32005
12/27/18 3:27:12 PM
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Its not the burger its the 200 grams of sugar in the drink and empty carbs in the bread and fries
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AlecSkorpio
12/27/18 3:27:44 PM
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I literally feel bad when I eat double cheeseburgers now.

Not like, sick bad. Just like "That extra patty was a pointless waste of money and calories." bad
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Freddie_Mercury
12/27/18 3:28:33 PM
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Swagnificent119
12/27/18 3:29:27 PM
#10:


While we are at it

Stop ordering large pizzas if there are less than 3 of you eating.
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AlephZero
12/27/18 3:29:27 PM
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one time i went to five guys and they messed up or something and made an extra patty so i got a triple burger

one of the best burgers ive ever had
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RoboLaserGandhi
12/27/18 3:30:12 PM
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E32005 posted...
Its not the burger its the 200 grams of sugar in the drink and empty carbs in the bread and fries

Yeah, meat isn't going to make you fat. Greasy patties might not be great for your heart but carbs are what put on the pounds.
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AlecSkorpio
12/27/18 3:32:33 PM
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Swagnificent119 posted...
While we are at it

Stop ordering large pizzas if there are less than 3 of you eating.


My nearest Pizza Hut actually charges more for Medium pizzas than the larges.

And they won't even take small or personal pan orders over the phone or online. They only do it if you walk in.
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DaveTheUseless
12/27/18 3:33:39 PM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
Swagnificent119 posted...
While we are at it

Stop ordering large pizzas if there are less than 3 of you eating.


My nearest Pizza Hut actually charges more for Medium pizzas than the larges.

And they won't even take small or personal pan orders over the phone or online. They only do it if you walk in.


1 star them on Yelp
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JBaLLEN66
12/27/18 3:33:49 PM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
Swagnificent119 posted...
While we are at it

Stop ordering large pizzas if there are less than 3 of you eating.


My nearest Pizza Hut actually charges more for Medium pizzas than the larges.

And they won't even take small or personal pan orders over the phone or online. They only do it if you walk in.


Its because of inventory cost reason
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AlecSkorpio
12/27/18 3:35:06 PM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...

Its because of inventory cost reason


Oh, I assumed as much.

I just thought it was funny because when I was trying to lose weight I specifically did try this one time and they were like "uhhh, it's going to cost 2 dollars more than a large."

And I just said fuck it and finally got some self control when it came to pizza.
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_Rinku_
12/27/18 3:35:12 PM
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Swagnificent119 posted...
While we are at it

Stop ordering large pizzas if there are less than 3 of you eating.

Do you not eat a normal serving and then save the rest for the next three meals?
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CountDog
12/27/18 3:35:31 PM
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Swagnificent119 posted...
While we are at it

Stop ordering large pizzas if there are less than 3 of you eating.


I order two mediums so I don't think its very much. But I always fill with so much leftovers!
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AlecSkorpio
12/27/18 3:35:49 PM
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DaveTheUseless posted...
1 star them on Yelp


Nah, they got a pretty decent buffet at lunch time and they're the only pizza place open at lunch around here.
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DaveTheUseless
12/27/18 3:36:21 PM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
DaveTheUseless posted...
1 star them on Yelp


Nah, they got a pretty decent buffet at lunch time and they're the only pizza place open at lunch around here.


I stopped doing Pizza Hut buffets when a friend of mine noticed a cockroach
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Swagnificent119
12/27/18 3:36:41 PM
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_Rinku_ posted...

Do you not eat a normal serving and then save the rest for the next three meals?


Every fat person I know finishes their pizza within a night.
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_Rinku_
12/27/18 3:43:18 PM
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Swagnificent119 posted...
_Rinku_ posted...

Do you not eat a normal serving and then save the rest for the next three meals?


Every fat person I know finishes their pizza within a night.

I know plenty of fat people who eat three slices tops in a night. I think you just have some weird hateboner for fat people.
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bkkorps
12/27/18 3:44:16 PM
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E32005 posted...
Its not the burger its the 200 grams of sugar in the drink and empty carbs in the bread and fries


this. I have lost a lot of weight eating a ton of cheeseburgers and bacon, just havent been eating all the carbs that they package them in.
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Swagnificent119
12/27/18 3:44:31 PM
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_Rinku_ posted...
Swagnificent119 posted...
_Rinku_ posted...

Do you not eat a normal serving and then save the rest for the next three meals?


Every fat person I know finishes their pizza within a night.

I know plenty of fat people who eat three slices tops in a night. I think you just have some weird hateboner for fat people.


I'm just trying to give fat people some advice to help them out.
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Blue_Inigo
12/27/18 3:44:55 PM
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What if I want two number 9s?
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DaveTheUseless
12/27/18 3:45:04 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE" data-time="

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_Rinku_
12/27/18 3:46:01 PM
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Swagnificent119 posted...
_Rinku_ posted...
Swagnificent119 posted...
_Rinku_ posted...

Do you not eat a normal serving and then save the rest for the next three meals?


Every fat person I know finishes their pizza within a night.

I know plenty of fat people who eat three slices tops in a night. I think you just have some weird hateboner for fat people.


I'm just trying to give fat people some advice to help them out.

Sounds more like you're projecting.

That said, others' advice has been solid. Soda and bread are the big culprits for weight gain, not extra beef.
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Swagnificent119
12/27/18 3:46:44 PM
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_Rinku_ posted...
Sounds more like you're projecting.


*rolls eyes*
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_Rinku_
12/27/18 3:48:52 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
What if I want two number 9s?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVKJfLbz5yQ" data-time="


Watching videos like this makes me kind of queasy; I don't see how people can eat this much, whether they're fat or if it's just for a video.
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Amazon_Shampoo
12/27/18 3:55:12 PM
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Double.... hahaha amateurs
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Mr_Biscuit
12/27/18 4:08:57 PM
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_Rinku_ posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
What if I want two number 9s?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVKJfLbz5yQ" data-time="


Watching videos like this makes me kind of queasy; I don't see how people can eat this much, whether they're fat or if it's just for a video.

Oh my god I just watched that and want to die

I'm bigger-ish (6'4, 230lb, so kinda typical dad-boddish I guess?) and I feel that "ugh, why did I do it" when I get ONE big fast food combo. That dude just put away EIGHT.
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foreverzero212
12/27/18 4:17:43 PM
#32:


Mcdonalds double quarter pounder without the bread: 650 calories
Bread: 130 calories
Large Coke: 280 calories

All yall fat losers ordering without the bun because some dude on the internet said that's the fattening part. ishygddt
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AlephZero
12/27/18 4:18:53 PM
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i don't eat bread because gluten is a chemical
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Lordgold666
12/27/18 4:20:21 PM
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Doubles are okay, but i hate tall towering burgers
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Jeff_Garcia7
12/27/18 4:50:26 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
Doubles are okay, but i hate tall towering burgers

They're for your Instagram, not your mouth.
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ultimate reaver
12/27/18 4:55:10 PM
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foreverzero212 posted...
Mcdonalds double quarter pounder without the bread: 650 calories
Bread: 130 calories
Large Coke: 280 calories

All yall fat losers ordering without the bun because some dude on the internet said that's the fattening part. ishygddt


low carb is awesome but people who think low carb is an excuse to go buy a bunch of greasy mcdonalds burgers and nudge aside the patties are hilarious
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Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 5:15:26 PM
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Id like a depression dinner with a large self conscious coke.
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DaveTheUseless
12/27/18 5:21:09 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Id like a depression dinner with a large self conscious coke.


hawt
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SailorGoon
12/27/18 5:24:39 PM
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E32005 posted...
Its not the burger its the 200 grams of sugar in the drink and empty carbs in the bread and fries

This. Get yourself a double protein style. Calorie counting is a waste of effort. Focus more on counting your sugar and carb intake
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foreverzero212
12/27/18 6:37:56 PM
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SailorGoon posted...
E32005 posted...
Its not the burger its the 200 grams of sugar in the drink and empty carbs in the bread and fries

This. Get yourself a double protein style. Calorie counting is a waste of effort. Focus more on counting your sugar and carb intake

As if being a high fat calorie denier isn't a waste of effort. Cycling in and out of water weight because it's not a sustainable lifestyle for most.
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bkkorps
12/27/18 7:26:29 PM
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foreverzero212 posted...
SailorGoon posted...
E32005 posted...
Its not the burger its the 200 grams of sugar in the drink and empty carbs in the bread and fries

This. Get yourself a double protein style. Calorie counting is a waste of effort. Focus more on counting your sugar and carb intake

As if being a high fat calorie denier isn't a waste of effort. Cycling in and out of water weight because it's not a sustainable lifestyle for most.


its almost amazing how little you understand.
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Comfy_Pillow
12/27/18 7:28:56 PM
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I had 2 double cheese burgers, 2 mcchikens, large fries and a soda the other day. It was great

but I'm also only like 160lbs and in decent shape
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FluttershyPony
12/27/18 7:32:06 PM
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would two individual cheeseburgers be alright then?
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Swagnificent119
12/27/18 7:44:38 PM
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FluttershyPony posted...
would two individual cheeseburgers be alright then?


No

I'd say the average person is not so hungry that they need more than one entree.

You should also skip the fries tbqh. I didn't even know you could order burgers without the bun until today so I guess a double would be okay if you didn't get the bun.
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Blue_Inigo
12/27/18 9:15:06 PM
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I just ate two dollar menu hamburgers from Burger King
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LeadPipeCinche
12/27/18 9:22:50 PM
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Swagnificent119 posted...


It adds nothing but calories.


Imagine caring about calories & worrying about what's others eat. What a sad pathetic life
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Swagnificent119
12/27/18 9:25:21 PM
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LeadPipeCinche posted...
Imagine caring about calories & worrying about what's others eat. What a sad pathetic life


Imagine ordering double cheeseburgers when you're 50 pounds overweight and not even that hungry, tho.
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Swagnificent119
12/27/18 9:25:46 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
I just ate two dollar menu hamburgers from Burger King


Are you overweight, tho?
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Guy_Fieri
12/27/18 9:26:32 PM
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Delete this damn topic.
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