Current Events > Your reaction: we are contacted by aliens who say we must become female dominant

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You're feeling stuffed but otherwise ordinary after Christmas when suddenly the biggest news since the outbreak of WW2 hits: Aliens from beyond the moon exist, entered the solar system and they have contacted us.

They are a joint alliance of thousands of planets that state in every planet that features intelligent life, the same two things always repeats itself inevitably

1. There are two sexes.
2. The planet is always in a haze of war, despair and illness until it eventually destroys itself when It is run by men. Yet it always eventually thrives and prospers when run by females.

As a result of seeing this over and over, the powerful joint alliance was formed were these aliens with technology far beyond our own travel the Cosmos and demand that all planets become female dominate with female leaders and female decreed law.

They say Earth has until March 7th 2020 to get our affairs in order and make this happen or they will invade and force it upon us.

If met with resistance they will destroy the planet entirely as they have done to many others for the safety of the rest of the universe



How do you react?
How do you think the world would react?
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Real talk, how do you acquire the large doses of narcotics that inspire you to make like ten of these topics a day
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pegusus123456 posted...

Real talk, how do you acquire the large doses of narcotics that inspire you to make like ten of these topics a day

The same place you get the ones that inspired you to stalk, harras and lie about me for at this point approaching literally 5 years straight because I outwitted you in an argument.

But sure, keep calling that kettle black, even though it's not a kettle it's a rocket-ship and it's not black, it;s gold.
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Damn
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tell them that feminism is cancer and strap in for fuckin star wars
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How do you come up with these?
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Doe posted...

Damn

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