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Lebronwon
12/25/18 11:06:55 PM
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I hear the bed rocking and it is usually over within three minutes. Today it ended after 15 seconds. Is it possible they are changing positions or sex really that quick?

I am thinking of making fun the next time since the walls are so thin but realized I might bump into them leaving/entering.
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Vyrulisse
12/25/18 11:07:15 PM
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catboy0_0
12/25/18 11:07:25 PM
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they aren't having sex, it's something worse sadly :(
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Lebronwon
12/25/18 11:09:36 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
they aren't having sex, it's something worse sadly :(


I can hear their dog barking but not them. But I am pretty sure it is sex rocking the bed. I think they are quiet because they are aware of how thin the walls are. If I were to cough they could hear it.
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JimCarrysToe
12/25/18 11:09:54 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
they aren't having sex, it's something worse sadly :(

What?
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Lebronwon
12/25/18 11:15:44 PM
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Captain_Qwark posted...
Doesn't sex only last on average like 7 minutes for most people?


I don't think we can trust sex studies don't most people lie on them to make themselves look better.
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CoolBro
12/25/18 11:15:50 PM
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Captain_Qwark posted...
Doesn't sex only last on average like 7 minutes for most people?

lmfao i pity you
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Flockaveli
12/25/18 11:22:04 PM
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Theyre probably having slow, quiet, passionate sex then amp things up when the guys just about done, which would be the three minutes youre hearing.
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glitteringfairy
12/25/18 11:25:26 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Sounds like the dude is a minute man

All the good ones are
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SterlingM
12/26/18 12:05:02 AM
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quickies>everything else
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