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YoshitoKikuchi
12/25/18 3:06:19 PM
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What if they aren't that attractive?
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Space_Man
12/25/18 3:07:37 PM
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It's actually grapes. 72 grapes.
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Duncanwii
12/25/18 3:08:10 PM
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What If they weren't all female?
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DarkTransient
12/25/18 3:08:16 PM
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Is it ever actually stated anywhere that the virgins are female?
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Garioshi
12/25/18 3:08:21 PM
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They're all male.
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/25/18 3:12:01 PM
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A sausage fest??
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Lairen
12/25/18 3:13:53 PM
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Youre dead. Good luck fucking without a physical body
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a-c-a-b
12/25/18 3:17:07 PM
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72 middle aged guys that all look and act like Vegy.
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KillerKhan420
12/25/18 3:17:32 PM
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Well I guess you could trick some who didn't know anything and just do anal, so you don't get 72 kids.
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Tsukasa1891
12/25/18 3:19:46 PM
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72 virgin male horses and they all want a turn.
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/25/18 4:21:20 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
72 middle aged guys that all look and act like Vegy.



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knutjob
12/25/18 4:27:04 PM
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Sounds like an average day in ce
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hockeybub89
12/25/18 4:28:01 PM
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EzeDoesIt
12/25/18 4:28:20 PM
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Lairen posted...
Youre dead. Good luck fucking without a physical body

In Islam it is said that Allah restitches your body from the ground up for Paradise after your Earthly death.
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RoboLaserGandhi
12/25/18 4:28:49 PM
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Virgins are lame. Nobody wants to deal with hymens either.

Ideal girl should have a little bit of experience.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/25/18 4:33:09 PM
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Yeah, I don't want any sort of 72 virgins. To deal with that many sexually frustrated women (or people in general)? No thanks.

Do people just imagine they are in some closet hanging up like clothes and you just pick out the one you want or something?

Though if you're willing to run into a building with a bomb strapped to you, I doubt thinking things through is your strong suit
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hockeybub89
12/25/18 4:35:07 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Yeah, I don't want any sort of 72 virgins. To deal with that many sexually frustrated women (or people in general)? No thanks.

Do people just imagine they are in some closet hanging up like clothes and you just pick out the one you want or something?

Though if you're willing to run into a building with a bomb strapped to you, I doubt thinking things through is your strong suit

They clearly seem to be nothing more than submissive objects for the now-dead terrorist.
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/26/18 2:29:17 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Virgins are lame. Nobody wants to deal with hymens either.

Ideal girl should have a little bit of experience.


72 somewhat experienced women then?
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Tyranthraxus
12/26/18 2:30:30 PM
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72 isn't a number stated anywhere I don't know where it comes from.

For all we know it's actually just 4.
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Zikten
12/26/18 2:32:06 PM
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it's implied they are female virgins cause in ancient times, the concept of virginity was mostly only of concern or thought about with women. nobody cared about virgin men, and it was assumed all men were fucking. and it's probably mostly true. Incels were more rare or nonexistant in ancient times due to widespread and easy access to prostitution. probably 99.99% of all males in ancient time lost their virginity to a prostitute in a brothel, as soon as they were past puberty and had the money to pay for it. and it was cheap. brothels were not as expensive as they are in modern day. I think even a homeless beggar could scrape together enough for a visit, if they wanted to skip a meal
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_Krave_
12/26/18 2:34:40 PM
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Raisins. Not virgins.
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TheMikh
12/26/18 2:35:19 PM
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Space_Man posted...
It's actually grapes. 72 grapes.

maidservants

not explicitly virgins though

edit: and the number is not specified
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Garioshi
12/26/18 2:41:44 PM
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Tsukasa1891 posted...
72 virgin male horses and they all want a turn.

what the fuck
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Panthera
12/26/18 2:50:19 PM
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I mean, I assume after enough time passes they won't be virgins anymore and they'll know what they're doing, which would be kind of fun? Assuming your dick doesn't get sore, but I'd hope the afterlife can magically fix that...then again, if your dick never gets sore due to magic, that same magic might also mean the virgins never stop being virgins...ah fuck it, I'll just go get a hamburger instead.
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Firewerx
12/26/18 4:34:14 PM
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Doesn't really sound worth dying for.
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Chicken
12/26/18 4:39:18 PM
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Then you fuck them all once and now youre stuck with 72 nagging women for all eternity.
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masterpug53
12/26/18 4:56:42 PM
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68 virgins and 4 very experienced MILFs would be much more agreeable.
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EzeDoesIt
12/27/18 6:23:51 AM
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masterpug53 posted...
68 virgins and 4 very experienced MILFs would be much more agreeable.


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Ving_Rhames
12/27/18 6:26:51 AM
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Virgins are the worst lays
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sauceje
12/28/18 7:13:20 AM
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Plot twist, it's 72 clones of Virgin Mary and they all give birth to baby Jesus after you take their virginity
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_MorningStar
12/28/18 7:17:46 AM
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Give me 13 clean sluts over virgins any day
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/28/18 5:36:25 PM
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_MorningStar posted...
Give me 13 clean sluts over virgins any day


Hmm
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