Current Events > Scenario: You accidentally ruin a biker gang's best motorbike this Christmas.

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UnfairRepresent
12/24/18 4:39:15 AM
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You're walking down the street carrying your eggs, motor oil, fancy oils, meat, wine bottles and other Christmas groceries when you're approached by a big black British man called Wesley who says "Watch out bruv, the path gets all slipperly and uneven in a pinch"

You scoff and ignore him, thinking you know better when a few moments later you slip on a icy inclined slab and trip, sending all your groceries flying. They all land outside of a bar on a on a pristine condition Ecosse FE Ti XX motorcycle, causing severe damage and a gigantic mess.

This bike is one of many lined up outside of a bar and belongs to the leader of a biker gang, the smallest member of which is 6 foot,1 and 214 pounds.

The 7 Bikers saw the whole thing and start to approach you being lead by their furious leader in their rough tough leather boots.

Wesley sees this about to esclate, steps in and says "Hey bruv, it was an accident. He weren't trying to duff up your jamjar he ju-" but gets shoved away effortlessly as they advance on you.

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What do you do?
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Lord_Shadow
12/24/18 4:54:55 AM
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Fuck off on out of there
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OwlRammer
12/24/18 5:02:13 AM
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they did NOT just shove Wesley, that's it me and Wesley are about to break some bones >:(
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Trelve
12/24/18 5:06:01 AM
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Don't judge them by their appearance. Say sorry and hope they'll have some festive spirit in them to forgive.
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UnfairRepresent
12/24/18 5:34:39 AM
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OwlRammer posted...
they did NOT just shove Wesley, that's it me and Wesley are about to break some bones >:(

there's 7 of them

good luck
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UnfairRepresent
12/25/18 7:06:54 AM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
Fuck off on out of there

good luck. they have bikes
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Foppe
12/25/18 7:12:01 AM
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I will build you a new and better bike, capish?
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UnfairRepresent
12/27/18 5:30:52 AM
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Foppe posted...
I will build you a new and better bike, capish?

lol
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Lord_Shadow
12/27/18 9:29:45 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Lord_Shadow posted...
Fuck off on out of there

good luck. they have bikes

That are all knocked the fuck over
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Zack_Attackv1
12/27/18 9:31:39 PM
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CM_Ponch
12/27/18 9:31:46 PM
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Me and my boi Wesley about to run a train in those bikers
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UnfairRepresent
12/28/18 12:04:37 AM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Lord_Shadow posted...
Fuck off on out of there

good luck. they have bikes

That are all knocked the fuck over

Even if they are it takes 2 seconds to pick one up
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RiderofHogs
12/28/18 12:12:13 AM
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Tequila!
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Verdekal
12/28/18 12:30:00 AM
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Stand my ground, if I die, I die. That's my honor.
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Lord_Shadow
12/28/18 2:28:43 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Lord_Shadow posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Lord_Shadow posted...
Fuck off on out of there

good luck. they have bikes

That are all knocked the fuck over

Even if they are it takes 2 seconds to pick one up

They have to turn around pick of the bikes make sure they're not broke put on helms make a stereotypical vroom-vroom sound then go after me by the time that happens I'll already have come up with a plan to further deal with them
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slimfizzle2
12/28/18 2:35:43 AM
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Smash them all in the head with my Ming vase
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action52
12/28/18 3:53:47 AM
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Win them over with a dance number, of course!

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