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Dyinglegacy
12/19/18 10:58:38 AM
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The first few sessions he spent the majority of his time walking off the ledge lol, but he's getting better. We go through classic mode together and he picks Mario EVERY TIME lol. Daddy, I wanna be Mario!. Okay, buddy, you pick whoever you want.

He hates the bonus stage, tho. Daddy, let's just skip this stage. I don't like the black hole. He usually falls in the first pit, but not always. If he falls, he's normally like Daddy, can I have your controller so i can finish the stage? then I 'm like Sure buddy. I hand him the controller and he finishes it and then says lol, daddy. I beat you. I'm like, ...you did good, buddy.

lol, children are so adorable.
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Dyinglegacy
12/19/18 11:06:06 AM
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Look, I know it's not controversial, but throw me a care
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_Lyonidias
12/19/18 11:07:07 AM
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Awww thats adorable! I love kids.
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Romulox28
12/19/18 11:07:10 AM
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have you ever kicked his ass in a video game so that way he grows up thinking his dad is the greatest gamer of all time
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Alpha218
12/19/18 11:07:18 AM
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Nice to bond with your kiddo over video games
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PoopPotato
12/19/18 11:08:45 AM
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My 7 year old doesn't like it. She's not that interested in video games, though. Except for Disney infinity.
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Muffinz0rz
12/19/18 11:09:11 AM
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It's pretty irresponsible parenting to expose your child to the horrors of gothic sexual witches with guns at the age of four
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Dyinglegacy
12/19/18 11:09:30 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
have you ever kicked his ass in a video game so that way he grows up thinking his dad is the greatest gamer of all time


He actually wants us to fight each other. I'd legit feel bad if I didn't let him win lol, or at least give him some semblance of a chance.
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Dyinglegacy
12/19/18 11:10:58 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
It's pretty irresponsible parenting to expose your child to the horrors of gothic sexual witches with guns at the age of four


Ikr
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voldothegr8
12/19/18 11:11:21 AM
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My daughter is almost 4 and I tried showing her the ropes as she loves "the pink princess". She kind of started getting the hang of movement but the concept of buttons and putting it all together is still lost on her. In due time.
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WaterLink
12/19/18 11:13:27 AM
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Your kid sucks at games. Your legacy is dying
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r25
12/19/18 11:16:28 AM
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I hate watching noobs suck at video games.
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ghostmess
12/19/18 11:18:38 AM
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I play it with my 5 year old. Actually beats me sometimes and she's spends time practising as a character before using them.
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Dyinglegacy
12/19/18 11:24:23 AM
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voldothegr8 posted...
My daughter is almost 4 and I tried showing her the ropes as she loves "the pink princess". She kind of started getting the hang of movement but the concept of buttons and putting it all together is still lost on her. In due time.


Yeah, usually kids under 5 have a bit of difficulty. They can catch on, tho. He knew his entire ABCs before 1, and was talking in full sentences. People would always comment on how smart he is, which would of course fill me with pride. It's not a matter of intelligence or not being developed enough for his age.

They are just babies and hand/eye coordination will come with time.
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