Board 8 > 16 y/o NY Kid has LOST his VIRGINITY on SEX ISLAND now wants to MARRY THE GIRL!.

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mrduckbear
12/19/18 1:16:51 AM
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Do you think this Kid is a Moron? - Results (4 votes)
Yes..what a doofus
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Nope. this kid is the man and people just hating
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The 16 y/o New York Pimp named "Brian" who went in as a virgin and came out as a narcissist and controversially won a ticket to SEX ISLAND to have UNLIMITED SEX after he entered using his dad's credit card has finally lost his virginity and took a SELFIE of himself with the "2 women" he chose to have sex with..and now he says he wants to MARRY one of them as he has returned from the trip safe but possibly unclean...

He travelled to the Island off Venezuela where he claims to have had sex, took drugs and drank ALCOHOL.

It happened when he entered the controversial contest where one lucky winner will be chosen to be sent off to an island to have UNLIMITED SEX and organizers promises they will be "clean" and that it's "LEGAL"

In an interview he said he's already fallen in love with one of the women and wants to marry her already as the picture of him with 2 skanks were shown with him in bed just before they were about to do it

His mother will furious over this but his dad gave him the "thumbs up" and wished he went WITH HIM because he knows his son will be a "man" after this....

Brian said "It was incredible, so amazing that i want to cry just thinking about it. I had sex for the first time, alcohol for the first time and i did DRUGS for the first time. I was really nervous at first but the other men did everything to help me and put my mind at rest. They became like a family to me. Every guest was allowed to choose 2 girls who would spend the entire vacation with them. One of my girls was called Andrea, and i fell in love with her. I want her to be my girlfriend, she treats me so well"

He said Andrea performed "incredible" sex acts on him including ORAL sex and he got to have a THREESOME as well.

Brian said "I want to marry her and she says she wants to come and live in the United States. I've kept her number and hope to see her again"

This year's festival took place between Dec 14-17 with 30 men including brian attending as the other men had to pay upwards of 5000 smackers to get in.

Now Brian is gonna bring this photo back to school to brag and said "I want all the kids who laugh at me in school to see how much of a MAN i am. I have 2 girls and they have none. My friends are so jealous of me, i want to have sex for the first time. Losing my virginity is really important to me at this time in my life and now they know i'm the man. I salsa danced with topless women and i played strip tennis with the girls taking off their clothes as we played. It was amazing and unforgettable. But the best part was the sex. I didn't expect that i would like it so much, but i absolutely love it. It's an awesome feeling. One the first night the girls got me drunk and i had sex for the first time in my life. It felt so good. I didn't know what to do but they did for me"

Do you think this kid is a moron?

Brian the flabby and the hookers -

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/18/11/7565428-6507603-image-a-9_1545133833805.jpg

Brian and horny dad -

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/11/11/7280468-6483165-image-a-9_1544528235160.jpg

Sex Island -

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1/2018/10/08/21/4868772-6254009-image-a-1_1539031211542.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/18/11/4868800-0-Hosts_of_the_sex_fuelled_vacation_trip_are_guaranteeing_60_women-a-1_1545132142254.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1/2018/10/08/21/4868762-6254009-image-a-2_1539031236568.jpg
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mnkboy907
12/19/18 1:24:44 AM
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This is why I can never ignore Full Throttle.
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Peace___Frog
12/19/18 6:46:33 AM
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Keep up the great work, ft
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marcocat
12/19/18 7:33:40 AM
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Well, he's a doofus but I don't blame him on falling in love since he went to the country of the most beautiful women in the world, so...
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