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Zikten
12/05/18 7:44:45 PM
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Start on the east coast of China and walk at no time limit across Asia towards Europe, and then continue westward til you reach the west coast of France. All local governments have agreed to give you permission to camp anywhere along the route at any time. And professional cooks follow you nearby and will give you food and water whenever you ask

Would you do it?
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SocialistGamer
12/05/18 7:45:36 PM
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Literally no downside.
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Finally_Im_Back
12/05/18 7:45:59 PM
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Is this serious?
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Guide
12/05/18 7:46:23 PM
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Yes. Absolutely. With that money I could actually revamp the education system and get some proper logistics going to route people out of shitty and dangerous areas around the world. All for, at most, a few years walking. Walking is fine, it's nothing. Literally the one thing humans are best at.
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Pogo_Marimo
12/05/18 7:46:41 PM
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Finally_Im_Back posted...
Is this serious?

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VTBM
12/05/18 7:46:52 PM
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Lordgold666
12/05/18 7:46:58 PM
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Ok
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sauceje
12/05/18 7:47:36 PM
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SocialistGamer posted...
Literally no downside.

It would take a considerable amount of time, and also means walking through Russia :/
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Zikten
12/05/18 7:47:58 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
Finally_Im_Back posted...
Is this serious?

Not real but I thought of it after seeing that other topic about walking across America

VTBM posted...
Will me and my cooks be guaranteed safety?

Yea. You can have security guards too.
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Zikten
12/05/18 7:48:26 PM
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Forgettable posted...
Does it have to be walking only or can I also jog/run?

Anything that involves moving your feet up and down on the ground is fine
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SaltyWet
12/05/18 7:49:02 PM
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Where do I sign up?
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A_Good_Boy
12/05/18 7:49:10 PM
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Shouldn't be too difficult. People hundreds of years ago used to do it all the time. Should be even easier for me cause I'll have a team of chefs and plenty of water trailing behind me.
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Ambience
12/05/18 7:50:06 PM
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No time limit
Guaranteed safety
Camp followers

What's the downside?
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ThyCorndog
12/05/18 7:50:46 PM
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uh yeah
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Sad_Face
12/05/18 7:51:57 PM
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Where's the downside?
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Middle hope
12/05/18 7:52:38 PM
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Only tricky place would be the middle east
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SocialistGamer
12/05/18 7:53:51 PM
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sauceje posted...
SocialistGamer posted...
Literally no downside.

It would take a considerable amount of time, and also means walking through Russia :/

Still very worth it for the money and exercise.
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SquirrelyDan
12/05/18 7:55:56 PM
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I'd do this for sure. How far is it? Just curious how long it'd take. The average thru-hiker goes 15 miles a day.
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Havik
12/05/18 8:02:58 PM
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That is a ridiculous amount of money for a trip that probably wouldn't be considered too arduous since you'd have an entourage of chefs and guards to watch you 24/7.

Plus, imagine how ripped your legs would probably look at the end of the journey.
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SSJKirby
12/05/18 8:03:14 PM
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SquirrelyDan posted...
I'd do this for sure. How far is it? Just curious how long it'd take. The average thru-hiker goes 15 miles a day.

8,017 km
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Zikten
12/05/18 8:04:50 PM
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Highwind07 posted...
That is too much damn money to pass up but how much do we have for expenses? I know that I at least have food covered though but ilI dunno about lodging, equipment, and medical if needed.

you have to camp outside. you can't use any hotels. but you can have medical treatment. the guards also are medics and have training.
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Blue_Target
12/05/18 8:06:13 PM
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No time limit? The locals help me? Even the ones in the middle east? Deal.
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Tyranthraxus
12/05/18 8:08:02 PM
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Yeah, sure. At an average of 20 miles a day I could do it in under a year.
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Doe
12/05/18 8:08:48 PM
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Yall know that'd take a year or more from avoiding deserts and mountains. Even though you have bodyguards and medical, there's venomous insects and foreign diseases out there. A year of nothing but walking through the cold and heat, you would probably go crazy.
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Makeveli_lives
12/05/18 8:10:15 PM
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I once walked 15 miles before. Shit took 5 hours, my legs were killing me at the end.
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008Zulu
12/05/18 8:11:36 PM
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It would only take about 2 years or so. Depending on your general health.
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Tyranthraxus
12/05/18 8:12:56 PM
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Doe posted...
Yall know that'd take a year or more from avoiding deserts and mountains. Even though you have bodyguards and medical, there's venomous insects and foreign diseases out there. A year of nothing but walking through the cold and heat, you would probably go crazy.

It should only take more than a year if you're really slow. If you dedicated 8 hours a day to walking (leisurely pace) you'd get there in about 300 days. Don't have to worry much about avoiding deserts because you have camp followers. A bigger issue is crossing military conflicted areas but our safety is guaranteed. You would be able to skip over most mountains as they're on the southern coast of Europe the the most part. You'd have a bit of trouble getting through the Himalayan but not so much the Alps.
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gunplagirl
12/05/18 8:13:02 PM
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Based off my knowledge of the parts of the world I would need to traverse and the weather for them this time of year, I'd probably be lucky to get out of China before quitting.
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Tyranthraxus
12/05/18 8:14:09 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Based off my knowledge of the parts of the world I would need to traverse and the weather for them this time of year, I'd probably be lucky to get out of China before quitting.

50 billion dollars tho
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polopili
12/05/18 8:18:14 PM
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Terry Fox ran like 5 373 km on a single leg in 143 days, shouldn't be that bad.
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Rainbow_Dashing
12/05/18 8:36:49 PM
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Could I use a bike? I would do it anyway by foot but a bicycle would be great. It's still roughly the same thing.
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Mareen
12/05/18 9:01:47 PM
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I can do it easy.
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Zikten
12/05/18 9:02:09 PM
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Rainbow_Dashing posted...
Could I use a bike? I would do it anyway by foot but a bicycle would be great. It's still roughly the same thing.


no bike. I think that would help too much. wouldn't it cut the travel time like in half?
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SimpleMan
12/05/18 9:03:22 PM
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Nope. I'd die in the mountains from the elevation.
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Vicious_Dios
12/05/18 9:09:13 PM
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Deal.
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Lunaaaa
12/05/18 9:10:20 PM
#43:


SocialistGamer posted...
Literally no downside.

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YellowSUV
12/05/18 9:40:20 PM
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I wonder if you can travel from China to Russia to Europe while avoiding winter (assuming you can choose your start time). Probably a lot safer than going across Afghanistan and Pakistan.
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LordFarquad1312
12/05/18 9:45:52 PM
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Sure. Go on the best trip ever, have food catered AND get paid an incomprehemsible ammount of money to do it. Sign me the fuck up.
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FartyMcFartface
12/05/18 9:48:59 PM
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Absolutely. I'd be set for life in terms of both money and exercise. Yes, I know that's not actually how exercise works.
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pres_madagascar
12/05/18 9:50:23 PM
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sauceje posted...
SocialistGamer posted...
Literally no downside.

It would take a considerable amount of time, and also means walking through Russia :/

And? Russia isn't Iraq dude.

Edit: you wouldn't go through Russia. Russia is above China
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Crazyman93
12/05/18 9:51:13 PM
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SocialistGamer posted...
Literally no downside.

Have you seen the weather in some of those areas? Not to mention you'll probably have to go through some dangerous places. He only said local governments will let you pass, he didn't say shit about highwaymen. So fuck no I ain't doing it.
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LordFarquad1312
12/05/18 9:52:01 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
sauceje posted...
SocialistGamer posted...
Literally no downside.

It would take a considerable amount of time, and also means walking through Russia :/

And? Russia isn't Iraq dude.

Edit: you wouldn't go through Russia. Russia is above China

The conditions only stipulate you get to France. The route is entirely up to you.
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Solid Snake07
12/05/18 9:54:04 PM
#50:


Of course, that would be dope

Bet I could do it in a year I'd I really wanted to
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