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Vegy
11/28/18 9:59:09 PM
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Lonestar2000
11/28/18 10:00:57 PM
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Panthera
11/28/18 10:01:07 PM
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Why is she just opening my door without asking I feel like I should be afraid for my life

Is she going to steal my soul unless I correctly guess what her favourite flavour of ice cream is or something
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monkmith
11/28/18 10:02:01 PM
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she appears to be stealing my car since that's the drivers side...
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smoke_break
11/28/18 10:02:35 PM
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Nah, she must be on drugs if she's wearing that in this cold. I don't want a junkie in my car.
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NeoShadowhen
11/28/18 10:08:55 PM
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L1 to pull out my two sawed offs.

It's probably an ambush.
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iEmbedVegysPics
11/28/18 10:13:37 PM
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SSJGrimReaper
11/28/18 10:14:35 PM
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That's how horror movies start
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thronedfire2
11/28/18 10:14:39 PM
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How did she get my door unlocked?
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Sabram
11/28/18 10:15:43 PM
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I'd be wondering why she's in a bikini in November
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TboiGreezy
11/28/18 10:16:35 PM
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Not my type way too damn skinny needs to eat some bacon & cheddar Angus burgers

But

Would
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Stagmar
11/28/18 10:17:45 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
How did she get my door unlocked?

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SSJGrimReaper
11/28/18 10:18:59 PM
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Stagmar posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
How did she get my door unlocked?

SSJGrimReaper posted...
That's how horror movies start

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GasMonkey
11/28/18 10:19:02 PM
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its a trap
shes gonna lead you into an ambush
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Demon1050
11/28/18 10:26:48 PM
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I don't do cars but i have a motobike with a 6 gallon milk crate strapped on the passenger seat. I'll tell her to hop right in and we'll have some fun on a mountaintop. ;)
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SomeGuyUO
11/28/18 10:28:26 PM
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Give ride, chat for like the first 5 minutes followed by awkward silence until I drop her off.
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King Rial
11/29/18 12:45:05 AM
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Shes probably trying to get home to her husband and baby, but no one opens my door without my permission.
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008Zulu
11/29/18 12:53:46 AM
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Sure. I mean, I've seen this movie before; Hot girl asks for a ride, has sex with driver and kills the driver, and I'm fine with that. It's always good to go out on a high note.
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V-E-G-Y-
11/29/18 6:19:15 AM
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Vegy
11/30/18 6:00:16 PM
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Holy_Pumpkin
11/30/18 6:04:20 PM
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I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing she sees as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. She is now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
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YookaLaylee
11/30/18 6:06:42 PM
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Id hit the gas pedal hard because Im not gonna let a hitchhiker stab me and steal my car
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cjsdowg
11/30/18 6:18:59 PM
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Give her a sandwich and be on my way .
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