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MabusIncarnate
11/27/18 2:29:08 AM
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What the fuck am I gonna do with a couch? I have no room for one, and the ones we have are under 2 years old.

Idk why I drunk ordered a couch, and it's already shipped, I just got the notice, it's how I realized I ordered a damn couch.
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inloveanddeath0
11/27/18 2:29:28 AM
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MabusIncarnate
11/27/18 2:30:49 AM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
I'll take it

What state do you live in? If you are local i'll give it to you real cheap.
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eggcorn
11/27/18 2:35:05 AM
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You'll need it when your wife/girlfriend finds out.
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inloveanddeath0
11/27/18 2:35:40 AM
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Michigan so probably not
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MabusIncarnate
11/27/18 2:35:59 AM
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What kills me is it wasn't even on sale. I just paid full price for a couch out of nowhere. I went black friday Amazon shopping and managed to get something I didn't need for a lot of money that wasn't on sale.
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slimfizzle2
11/27/18 2:36:36 AM
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Dude your couch fort game is going to be strong
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MabusIncarnate
11/27/18 2:36:41 AM
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eggcorn posted...
You'll need it when your wife/girlfriend finds out.

lol wife went nuts on farmville once when she was drunk, this might balance that out.
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0AbsoluteZero0
11/27/18 2:37:02 AM
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Lmao, youre just messing with us right Mabus?
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Ryetoast
11/27/18 2:37:09 AM
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Have an outside couch!
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inloveanddeath0
11/27/18 2:37:54 AM
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inloveanddeath0
11/27/18 2:38:20 AM
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Post it on Craigslist
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MabusIncarnate
11/27/18 2:39:03 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Lmao, youre just messing with us right Mabus?

No man, I was sitting here playing Chel online and got an alert on my phone that my couch shipped from amazon and about spit out my beer.
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0AbsoluteZero0
11/27/18 2:41:22 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Lmao, youre just messing with us right Mabus?

No man, I was sitting here playing Chel online and got an alert on my phone that my couch shipped from amazon and about spit out my beer.

Holy crap man. You mustve been really damn wasted when you did that. How much was it??
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MabusIncarnate
11/27/18 2:43:02 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Lmao, youre just messing with us right Mabus?

No man, I was sitting here playing Chel online and got an alert on my phone that my couch shipped from amazon and about spit out my beer.

Holy crap man. You mustve been really damn wasted when you did that. How much was it??

lol.. like $600
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mattnd2007
11/27/18 2:43:36 AM
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I've never made any drunk purchases. Heard it's common in some people though
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MabusIncarnate
11/27/18 2:44:39 AM
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mattnd2007 posted...
I've never made any drunk purchases. Heard it's common in some people though

Last time for me was a diver's helmet and I have an irrational fear to swim in the ocean
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thronedfire2
11/27/18 2:51:10 AM
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I ordered a $550 video card when I was drunk once but luckily I noticed it in time to cancel
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Harpie
11/27/18 2:56:18 AM
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Mabus youre better than this
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Jetblackmoon
11/27/18 2:57:00 AM
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They won't let you return it?
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MabusIncarnate
11/27/18 3:03:10 AM
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Harpie posted...
Mabus youre better than this

Knock it off no i'm not

Jetblackmoon posted...
They won't let you return it?

Idk yet they might
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catboy0_0
11/27/18 3:05:11 AM
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wait this is for real? I thought this was a copypasta because I've heard this story before lol
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MabusIncarnate
11/27/18 3:10:39 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
wait this is for real? I thought this was a copypasta because I've heard this story before lol

I mean, I see my Uncle once a year, die hard hockey fan, as am I, but we are fans of conflicting teams. So it's the same every year, shit gets heated, then he's like "you can't fuckin' drink me under the table" and is one of those prideful guys in his drinking so surely I couldn't turn him down. It always turns out in both of us getting wrecked, someone usually gets punched, and we watch old VHS tapes of hockey games. It's kind of a tradition now for a solid 10+ years.

Anyway, at some point at that night, I guess I went Amazon shopping before passing out.
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Zeeak4444
11/27/18 3:14:14 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
mattnd2007 posted...
I've never made any drunk purchases. Heard it's common in some people though

Last time for me was a diver's helmet and I have an irrational fear to swim in the ocean


Oh this topic just got so much better
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iClockwork
11/27/18 3:14:48 AM
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How do you even get that drunk? I put away my fair share of the juice but i've never gone far enough to think ordering something random was a good idea.
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MabusIncarnate
11/27/18 3:16:32 AM
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iClockwork posted...
How do you even get that drunk? I put away my fair share of the juice but i've never gone far enough to think ordering something random was a good idea.

Beer, eggnog with bourbon, tequila, and something he said they "brew in the mountains" back where he's from.
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eggcorn
11/27/18 3:22:45 AM
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Man you better "find" a stain or something.
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samurai bandit
11/27/18 3:29:35 AM
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Where are the pics of the couch?
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MabusIncarnate
11/27/18 3:37:27 AM
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samurai bandit posted...
Where are the pics of the couch?

It hasn't arrived yet
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SiO4
11/27/18 4:00:01 AM
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Tag for pic..or just link it...also LOL!!
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