Current Events > I copy and paste the transcript of "Sandy, Spongebob, and the Worm"

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One character part at a time
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French Narrator: Ahh, another peaceful evening in Bikini Bottom. Listen to the tropical tranquility. [we see the town of Bikini Bottom; something underground is tunneling and consumes the Bikini Bottom sign] Uh-oh. [the tunneling thing moves on to the rest of Bikini Bottom; a cop is writing a ticket for a car parked near a fire hydrant; the thing, still invisible, makes eating noises; we then see that the car has disappeared, so the cop picks up the fire hydrant, moves it to the adjacent car, and places the ticket on that car, whistling as he casually walks away; the thing moves on to SpongeBob's house; Gary wakes up, sees the thing, and meows in terror; SpongeBob is still fast asleep]
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SpongeBob: [mumbling, half-asleep] Two soups, please. Thank you. [the thing takes SpongeBob's blanket] You keep the change. [the thing takes SpongeBob's pillow] What? [he wakes up fully and stares fixedly at the thing in terror; camera zooms out to show half of the pineapple house's walls missing; a new scene shows SpongeBob talking to the crowd at the Krusty Krab] I saw it! It was big! It was all wiggly! And it ate everything!
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Patrick: That's horrible! [gobbles down a whole tray of food, containers and all]
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SpongeBob: It was an Alaskan... Bull... Worm! [each of the three words appears on screen; "Alaskan" in an icy form, "Bull" in a furry text, and "Worm!" with different worms forming the word. The crowd murmurs worriedly]
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Fred: He ate my wheelbarrow! [he has his wheelbarrow with a bite taken out of it]
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Nancy Suzy Fish: He ate my children's homework! [her two kids wink simultaneously and give a big thumbs-up]
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Awesome Fish/Fish 3: [has a huge bite taken out of his butt] Do I need to say it?
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Fish 4: [crowd murmurs some more] How can we protect ourselves?
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Mr. Krabs: I've got it! Let's all buy a Krabby Patty! [crowd boos and throws ketchup and mustard bottles at him]
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Fish 5: We should lock our doors!
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Mable: We should call my nephew!
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Knight Fish: We should dig a moat!
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Darkraiomb posted...

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Patrick: We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else! [crowd immediately quiets down]
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Squidward: That idea may just be crazy enough... to get us all killed! [crowd resumes fretting]
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Patrick: [Amongst the murmuring] What's wrong with my idea?
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I don't know why I keep reading
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Fish 1: Let's get someone to go after it!
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Mr. Krabs: There ain't no one fool enough to take on an Alaskan Bull Worm! [a horrible screeching noise is heard; the crowd cringes; we see a scary-looking old guy in a raincoat with a hook for a hand, scraping it on the window of the Krusty Krab; he stops]
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Unnamed Sailor: You got a bathroom in this place?
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This sounds like a good way to get modded.

I wonder if TC will hit 500 before it happens.
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Mr. Krabs: [looks slightly peeved] In the back.
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Unnamed Sailor: [legs wobble] Thanks. [he runs for it]
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Sandy: [under a wide-brimmed cowboy hat] I'll catch your worm for ya, that is, if you're willing to pay! [tips brim up]
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Mr. Krabs: No! You'll never get a cent out of me! [runs to block the cash register with his body] Never! I'd rather that worm come in here right now and eat you all alive! [begins foaming at the mouth; the crowd looks at him strangely; he calms down] Sorry.
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Sandy: [laughs good-naturedly] Aw, shucks. I don't want your money. I was just playing up the drama of the moment, is all. [Mr. Krabs chuckles, which gradually turns into crying; Sandy continues] Nope. I'm not gonna take that spineless critter down for nothing, 'cause this is personal. Look. My tail's gone! [she shows them; crowd gasps] Varmint must've got it while I had my back turned, the coward! [crowd sympathizes] I am gonna get back what's mine! [crowd cheers]
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SpongeBob: [looks alarmed] What? But, Sandy, you don't know what you're up against. We're talking about an Alaskan... Bull... Worm! [the three words appear on screen again]
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Sandy: Well, I don't know nothing about Alaska, but looky here. [she pulls out a wallet with pictures] Back in Texas I wrangled bulls, and I wrangled worms. [we see pictures of a real-life squirrel with a lasso around a bull, then a lasso around a worm] Far as I'm concerned, doing 'em both together just saves rope. Now I'm gonna go kick me some worm tail! Yee-haw! [she runs to the doors of the Krusty Krab; the crowd goes wild]
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SpongeBob: But, Sandy, you don't know!
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Sandy: Don't worry, SpongeBob. I won't be long. [leaves]
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SpongeBob: [chases after her] Sandy! Sandy!
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Mr. Krabs: [amidst the still-cheering crowd] Go get 'em, Sandy! We have the utmost confidence in you! [crowd stops; Mr. Krabs turns to Patrick] Now, what was that idea of yours? [scene cuts to all the citizens trying to push the buildings of Bikini Bottom]
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Patrick: PUSH! [citizens strain as they try to push the town; cut back to SpongeBob chasing after Sandy]
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SpongeBob: Wait! Sandy!
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Sandy: Hey, SpongeBob, you coming to watch?
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SpongeBob: Sandy, don't go!
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Sandy: Why not?
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SpongeBob: Sandy, I saw it! It's big... scary... and pink! [each word appears on the screen; "Big" displayed in large text, "Scary" in green drippy text, and "Pink" in a girly pink text]
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Sandy: So's Patrick's belly button, but I ain't afraid of that neither!
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SpongeBob: You'll get massacred! [collapses into sponge-cubes]
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Man you're bored as fuck huh

Sandy: SpongeBob, I'm from Texas. What you think is big and what I think is big are two totally different "big"s. Besides, he's got my tail. I can't take that sitting down.
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SpongeBob: Okay, but what if the worm didn't take your tail?
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Sandy: If that worm ain't got my tail, who does?
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SpongeBob: [unconvincingly] Um, I do?
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Sandy: You do? Where?
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SpongeBob: Um... in my pocket.
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