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Sandy: Well, why didn't you just say so? Give it here! Come on! [SpongeBob looks nervous, pulls something from his pocket, and opens his hand] SpongeBob, that's a paper clip and a piece of string.
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SpongeBob: [shakes head, meekly] No, it's not. This is your tail.
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Sandy: [annoyed] SpongeBob!
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SpongeBob: [defensively] How would you know?! It's always behind you! Oh, don't go, don't go, don't go! [he jumps onto the front of Sandy's air helmet and hugs it]
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Sandy: [pulls him off] SpongeBob, what is the matter with you? Now, I'm gonna go give that legless rascal what-for, and there ain't nothing you can say to stop me! [resumes walking]
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SpongeBob: Oh, yeah? What if I said... 'blargen-fezibble-nukhip'?
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Sandy: [stops] Well, I gotta admit, that's slowin' me down, but I'm still going for him! [continues]
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Eevee-Trainer posted...

This sounds like a good way to get modded.

I wonder if TC will hit 500 before it happens.

i want it to happen but then again it would be too much fun for him.
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SpongeBob: [appears next to Sandy as she strides along] You know, tails are so overrated. Let's just forget about it and go home. [Sandy keeps walking; SpongeBob reappears] I've got ice cream! With nuts... [Sandy continues; SpongeBob appears once more, this time with a goofy squirrel mask on his face] Sandy, this is your pappy speaking, and I forbid you to go after this worm! Y'all come back here, young lady!
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Sandy: You ain't my pa!
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SpongeBob: [stands in front of her with boxing gloves] Sandy, if you want to get to that worm, you're gonna have to go through me! [Sandy pushes through his body as if walking through a pair of swinging doors; he grabs her ankles, crying] Sandy, no! I can't let you! I'm not gonna let you get killed. If you find him, you'll get eaten for sure!
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Sandy: Ain't no way some dumb old sea worm's gonna make a meal of me. I'm too Texas tough!
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SpongeBob: [still crying and holding onto her ankles] No, not tough enough. Not tough enough!
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Sandy: SpongeBob, quit your worrying. I can take care of myself. After all, who's the strongest critter in Bikini Bottom? [she grabs an anchor and pulls a boat down from the surface]
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SpongeBob: You are.
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Sandy: And who put the hi-yah, hi, ho, "K" in karate? [makes a K shape]
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SpongeBob: [shaped like a U] You did.
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Sandy: And who saves your yellow backside from certain destruction on a regular basis?
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SpongeBob: [his butt has "Property of Sandy Cheeks" printed on it, states it meekly] You do.
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Sandy: Right. And I can handle your little bull worm too, 'cause I am the best there is! There ain't nothin' too big or too ornery for me to catch.
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SpongeBob: Okay.
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Sandy: Say it.
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SpongeBob: There isn't anything...
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Sandy: Ain't nothin'!
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SpongeBob: [in a high-pitched voice like Sandy] Ain't nothin' [normal voice] too big or too ornery for you to catch. But... [Sandy cuts him off] But... [cuts him off again] And... [cuts him off again] We... [cuts him off again] I... [cuts him off again] Yeah but...
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Sandy: No!
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SpongeBob: You see...
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SpongeBob: You see...
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Sandy: No!
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Muffinz0rz posted...

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SpongeBob: I... [Sandy cuts him off one last time with a frustrated groan]
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Sandy: [picks up some sand from the ground as if tracking an animal and sniffs it] Worm sign. [she holds a small sign in her palm that has "WORM" painted on it; looks up] He's in that cave.
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SpongeBob: Sandy, are you sure you...?
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Sandy: Course I am! I'm going in, and I ain't coming out 'til I got me a big heaping plate of worm stew. [she walks into the cave; SpongeBob hides behind a rock and shudders; we hear Sandy inside the cave] Aha! There you are, you tail-nabbin' varmint! Hi-yah! [we hear karate noises; Sandy peeks out of the cave] I'm winnin', SpongeBob! [resumes fighting]
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SpongeBob: Sandy, that's not...! [more fighting noises; Sandy peeks out again]
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Sandy: This shouldn't take long. [resumes fighting]
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SpongeBob: Sandy, that's not...!
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Sandy: Almost done!
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SpongeBob: Sandy!
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Sandy: Yee-haw! [comes out riding a pink segmented thing] I got him, SpongeBob! [makes a giant knot and stands on it proudly]
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SpongeBob: [still uneasy] Sandy...?
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Sandy: Boy, howdy. This critter put up some sort of fight. But I'm from Texas, and as you can see, no worm is a match for me. I even found my tail! [we see that she has tied the fur to the small remainder of her tail]
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SpongeBob: That's not the worm.
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Sandy: [looking annoyed with her arms crossed] Pardon?
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SpongeBob: That's not the worm. That's his tongue. [camera zooms out to show that SpongeBob is right; the opening of the cave is actually the worm's open mouth; his eyes make a squishy blinking noise]
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Sandy: Ohhhh. This is the tongue, and... the whole thing... is the... worm. [freaks out] RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIFE!!!! [they sprint away; the worm chomps down, roars angrily, and chases after them]
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SpongeBob: So what's the plan, Sandy? [they look back and see that the worm is approaching faster]
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Sandy: Run faster!
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SpongeBob: I could've thought of that. Hey, wait a minute! I was right, wasn't I?!
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Sandy: Later!
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