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slothica
11/18/18 2:00:29 AM
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You know how it goes -- call up dominoes, order a large, get your favorite toppings, get it delivered, pay the driver, take it into the house and fuck the shit out of it on your leather sofa.

We've all done it, but the real question is when did you start?
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Vegy
11/18/18 2:01:17 AM
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bnui_ransder
11/18/18 2:02:40 AM
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I didnt, I eat my pizza like a human
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/18/18 2:03:09 AM
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Why would you use your own sofa? What kinda stupid amateur hour shit did I walk into here?
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Irregardless
11/18/18 2:03:30 AM
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17

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slothica
11/18/18 2:03:36 AM
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Vegy posted...
haven't fucked one yet

Look at this pizza virgin.
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DocileOrangeCup
11/18/18 2:04:37 AM
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slothica
11/18/18 2:10:43 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Why would you use your own sofa? What kinda stupid amateur hour shit did I walk into here?

I don't trust anyone else's. They could be one of those sick fucks who uses it for family game night.
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WilliamPorygon
11/18/18 2:14:53 AM
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Vegy posted...
haven't fucked one yet

This, I have fucked a few pineapple pizzas though
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008Zulu
11/18/18 2:20:04 AM
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It shames me to admit it, but I am a Pizza Incel.
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Gafemage
11/18/18 2:21:18 AM
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ModLogic
11/18/18 2:22:49 AM
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slothica
11/18/18 2:23:08 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
This, I have fucked a few pineapple pizzas though

You would be into that, you fucking weirdo.
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Gafemage
11/18/18 2:25:36 AM
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ModLogic posted...
love how this topic is suitable for gamefaqs

It's night CE & this topic's too boring to be immediately modded.
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samurai bandit
11/18/18 3:03:05 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
7 minutes from now


More like in at most 30 minutes from now or you will fuck for free
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Space_Man
11/18/18 3:12:21 AM
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Nah but I fuck my toaster on the reg
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Distant_Rainbow
11/18/18 3:14:11 AM
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slothica posted...
call up dominoes


Disgusting. You disappoint me, TC.
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Lord_Shadow
11/18/18 3:18:37 AM
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@PizzaPatty
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PhazonReborn
11/18/18 3:23:40 AM
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Topics like this make me lose faith in humanity
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_Lyonidias
11/18/18 3:38:24 AM
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Space_Man posted...
Nah but I fuck my toaster on the reg


Kinda like a pani-nis
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