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pojr
11/14/18 5:17:57 AM
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She took a few sips, but then scoured the break room for cream and sugar. Couldn't find any, so she ended up wasting the rest.
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Irony
11/14/18 5:18:18 AM
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You should stop being friends with her
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catboy0_0
11/14/18 5:18:34 AM
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I love it black
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pojr
11/14/18 9:47:18 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
I love it black

Me too!
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Ilishe
11/14/18 9:47:45 AM
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Touch
11/14/18 9:48:03 AM
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Giant_Aspirin
11/14/18 9:48:39 AM
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cream and sugar should only be used to cover up the taste of bad, or poorly brewed, coffee
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eston
11/14/18 9:49:38 AM
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monkmith
11/14/18 9:50:07 AM
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https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0195666315300428?via%3Dihub
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Lost_All_Senses
11/14/18 9:51:28 AM
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Meh, I don't use sugar cause there is enough in the cream but there is no reason to become a bitter black coffee drinker for me

Double entendre
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prettyprincess
11/14/18 9:52:59 AM
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the only coffee I dont enjoy black is starbucks
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monkmith
11/14/18 9:54:20 AM
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prettyprincess posted...
the only coffee I dont enjoy black is starbucks

what? dont like the flavor of hot cat piss?
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Lost_All_Senses
11/14/18 9:58:21 AM
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prettyprincess posted...
the only coffee I dont enjoy black is starbucks


I think the feeling is mutual there, except with people. Ayyo
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Giant_Aspirin
11/14/18 9:59:59 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
bitter black coffee drinker for me


coffee isn't bitter when it's brewed properly. bitterness is a sign of over-extraction.
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Lost_All_Senses
11/14/18 10:08:05 AM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
bitter black coffee drinker for me


coffee isn't bitter when it's brewed properly. bitterness is a sign of over-extraction.


You can't tell me what my taste buds are about bruh.
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ChouBF
11/14/18 10:08:24 AM
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Touch posted...
The bbc


Bitter Black Coffee?
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Giant_Aspirin
11/14/18 10:11:14 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
bitter black coffee drinker for me


coffee isn't bitter when it's brewed properly. bitterness is a sign of over-extraction.


You can't tell me what my taste buds are about bruh.


have you had "good" coffee before? ie made in a press or pour-over? because auto-drip coffee is almost always trash. i let someone try my coffee the other day and she was amazed it didn't have anything added to it because it was very smooth and semi-sweet.
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Lost_All_Senses
11/14/18 10:13:35 AM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
bitter black coffee drinker for me


coffee isn't bitter when it's brewed properly. bitterness is a sign of over-extraction.


You can't tell me what my taste buds are about bruh.


have you had "good" coffee before? ie made in a press or pour-over? because auto-drip coffee is almost always trash


Its drip but I like it, so Im fine with it.
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Smashingpmkns
11/14/18 10:18:58 AM
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I really need to learn how to use my french press. I also need to buy a tea kettle.
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Kombucha
11/14/18 10:19:50 AM
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Dark roast is always bitter, anyone saying they can make a super dark roast not taste bitter is not being truthful.
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Giant_Aspirin
11/14/18 10:20:29 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
I really need to learn how to use my french press. I also need to buy a tea kettle.


do you have a good grinder? a consistent grind is essential to making a good cup w/french press (or anything, really).

once you grind the beans it's pretty simple. you just add water, let it sit for ~4 minutes, then press and pour

Kombucha posted...
Dark roast is always bitter, anyone saying they can make a super dark roast not taste bitter is not being truthful.


the darkest i go is medium-dark, but i almost want to accept the challenge o_o
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Lost_All_Senses
11/14/18 10:20:30 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
I really need to learn how to use my french press. I also need to buy a tea kettle.


I use a teakettle instead of fixing my plumbing to get hotwater in my kitchen without a leak...do not recommend
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COVxy
11/14/18 10:34:49 AM
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monkmith posted...
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0195666315300428?via%3Dihub


Probably one of the smallest correlations to take the press by storm.
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Butterfiles
11/14/18 10:34:59 AM
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I like my coffee the way I like my Twisted Metal
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