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Milkman5
10/29/18 4:55:36 PM
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what the fuck. How is 13 minutes enough time to know how good I am as a candidate

:(

does this mean I sucked
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SSJKirby
10/29/18 4:56:42 PM
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Nah man you gucci
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K181
10/29/18 4:56:45 PM
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Yes, or it means they have a shitload of candidates to interview and therefore they have short prelimiinary interviews to narrow it down for more in-depth interviews.
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Giant_Aspirin
10/29/18 4:58:23 PM
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K181 posted...
or it means they have a shitload of candidates to interview and therefore they have short prelimiinary interviews to narrow it down for more in-depth interviews.


probably this

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0AbsoluteZero0
10/29/18 4:59:38 PM
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I hope you remembered to take your meds beforehand
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Milkman5
10/29/18 5:05:47 PM
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K181 posted...
Yes, or it means they have a shitload of candidates to interview and therefore they have short prelimiinary interviews to narrow it down for more in-depth interviews.


if that's the case then how do you think they narrow it down based on 10 minute interviews >_>
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Cornmuffins
10/29/18 5:07:29 PM
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Get cucked
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K181
10/29/18 5:08:30 PM
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Milkman5 posted...
K181 posted...
Yes, or it means they have a shitload of candidates to interview and therefore they have short prelimiinary interviews to narrow it down for more in-depth interviews.


if that's the case then how do you think they narrow it down based on 10 minute interviews >_>


As someone that interviews people for positions on a weekly basis, I make snappier decisions over far less time than that. 13 minutes is more than enough time to get a general idea about someone if you've interviewed enough people.
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Webmaster4531
10/29/18 5:08:48 PM
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Interviewer: What is your strongest strength?

MilkMan: Black people are 12% of the population and commit 7 times the amount of crime of whites.

Interviewer: Well thanks for applying, we'll keep in touch. *muffled and distant* Burn this application.
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Awesome
10/29/18 5:09:24 PM
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Webmaster4531
10/30/18 1:45:11 PM
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ThyCorndog
10/30/18 1:46:34 PM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
Interviewer: What is your strongest strength?

MilkMan: Black people are 12% of the population and commit 7 times the amount of crime of whites.

Interviewer: Well thanks for applying, we'll keep in touch. *muffled and distant* Burn this application.

Lol
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Unimpressed
10/30/18 2:10:24 PM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
Interviewer: What is your strongest strength?

MilkMan: Black people are 12% of the population and commit 7 times the amount of crime of whites.

Interviewer: Well thanks for applying, we'll keep in touch. *muffled and distant* Burn this application.

Interviewer: How do you get along with coworkers.

Milkman: Great! As long as they're not cucks.

Interviewer: Huh?

Milkman: Cuckoldry is my fetish and I love talking about it, I get intimidated by other cucks.
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Kitt
10/30/18 2:12:41 PM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
Interviewer: What is your strongest strength?

MilkMan: Black people are 12% of the population and commit 7 times the amount of crime of whites.

Interviewer: Well thanks for applying, we'll keep in touch. *muffled and distant* Burn this application.

Lmfao
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Colorahdo
10/30/18 2:13:57 PM
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What kind of job?
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Pepys Monster
10/30/18 2:14:17 PM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
Interviewer: What is your strongest strength?

MilkMan: Black people are 12% of the population and commit 7 times the amount of crime of whites.

Interviewer: Well thanks for applying, we'll keep in touch. *muffled and distant* Burn this application.

Is that a true figure?
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NinjaBreakfast
10/30/18 2:14:35 PM
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13 minutes, 14 words
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Webmaster4531
10/30/18 2:16:36 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Webmaster4531 posted...
Interviewer: What is your strongest strength?

MilkMan: Black people are 12% of the population and commit 7 times the amount of crime of whites.

Interviewer: Well thanks for applying, we'll keep in touch. *muffled and distant* Burn this application.

Is that a true figure?

I just took the first Google result. I don't memorize this stuff like the usual suspects.

NinjaBreakfast posted...
13 minutes, 14 words

Lol
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spudger
10/30/18 2:17:20 PM
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XD
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smoke_break
10/30/18 2:18:30 PM
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Good luck. I hate phone interviews. I'm trash at talking on the phone.
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samurai bandit
10/30/18 3:15:44 PM
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So, what did they ask you?
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butthole666
10/30/18 3:18:30 PM
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NinjaBreakfast posted...
13 minutes, 14 words

lmfao
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EpicMickeyDrew
10/30/18 3:28:46 PM
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samurai bandit posted...
So, what did they ask you?

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Muffinz0rz
10/30/18 3:29:48 PM
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Was it an actual interview, or was it just the initial phone recruiter "interview"
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Thunder_Armor
10/30/18 3:33:01 PM
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Idk man. I felt like I had a horrible phone interview for the job I'm currently at. Granted I don't make $90k but my point is don't overthink it.
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sylverlolol
10/30/18 3:35:01 PM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
Interviewer: What is your strongest strength?

MilkMan: Black people are 12% of the population and commit 7 times the amount of crime of whites.

Interviewer: Well thanks for applying, we'll keep in touch. *muffled and distant* Burn this application.

10/10
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